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half RP, half aesthetic blog, for the idea of cryptid mistoffelees! main is whitmerule

[cryptidmistoffelees]

[importantpics]

[kittybroker]

Delicious home grown mushroom now only $7.58!

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[cryptidmistoffelees]

I can be cheezburger?

[yuumei-art]

Space Cat Take a Chill Pill

If only giving meds to pets irl was as easy as poking it into the void dimension lol

This is a continuation of my Space Cat Series~

The hours long full painting videos, HD images and PSD files will be DMed on my Patreon.com/Yuumei on March 5th

[cryptidmistoffelees]

How many spinnies can you do if no one stops you? (Like Munkustrap seems to constantly do 🙄😔)

єṅȏȗɢһ ṭȏ ṃѧҡє ṭһє ѧȗԀıєṅċє ṡċяєѧṃ "ȏṃɢ һє'ṡ ṡṭıʟʟ ɢȏıṅɢ!!" 💅🏼

ι αℓѕσ ρσѕѕєѕѕ тнє ѕιηgυℓαя мαgι¢αℓ ρσωєя σƒ тнє ιηƒιηιтєℓу ℓσσριηg gιƒ.

ಠ_ಠ тнιѕ ƒσσтαgє ιѕ ησт ѕρє∂ υρ, ι α¢¢єℓєяαтє∂ αℓℓ ву муѕєℓƒ тσ ¢σηƒυѕє тυggєя. ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ

[revvethasmythh]

was helping set up a used book sale today and found a truly magnificent find. published in 1988, The Cat Empire is a collection of photos of a cat named merlin, billed as "a master of disguise, a chameleon among cats." basically, it's pictures of this cat cosplaying different historical eras/cultures/professions, and i just need to share some of the best ones i found (pardon the lighting, i am not a photographer but these needed to be shared)

oh and also this one, ft. stalin

[taavicleric]

@cat-cosplay !!

[cat-cosplay]

They laid the groundwork pre-internet

[blignick]

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[blignick]

[cryptidmistoffelees]

what if

what if cat WAS dog

[morewinepls]

I’m so ready for Halloween so I drew my cat 🎃

[apofiss]

It's that time of the year! 🌟 /ᐠ˵- ⩊ -˵マ

[cillyscribbles]

tugger: no worries ill just summon my pocket demon guy he can get old deuteronomy back with magic :) munkustrap with 2.7 fewer lives, half a tail, 1.5 ears & a concussion:

[cryptidmistoffelees]

ಠ_ಠ ℓσσк, 'ѕкιмвℓєѕнαηкѕ тнє яαιℓωαу ¢αт' яєαℓℓу тσσк ιт συт σƒ мє.

[munkustrap-rp]

Tugger.

Tugger look at me.

Tugger stop grandstanding to the audience and singing about Mistoffelees we need to talk.

[a-terrible-muddle]

Kinda busy here dude.

[munkustrap-rp]

Tugger. Are you going to stop him or do I have to do it look at him he's literally hypnotising Admetus with his spinnies right now.

[a-terrible-muddle]

please. admetus could be hypnotised by a fly stuck in paint.

[a-terrible-muddle]

anyway Mistoffelees is your minion, not mine, he's your problem.

[a-terrible-muddle]

... ok fiiiiiine

guess I am the one who got him all fired up in the first place

[cryptidmistoffelees]

Μ¥ ŞƤƗŇŇƗ€Ş ĆΔŇŇØŦ β€ ĆØŇŦΔƗŇ€Đ

[millenari]

*sings a 7 minute ballad abt how awesome you are & calls you marvelous and phenomenal & indicates a singular familiarity with your personality and quirks despite your stated withdrawn nature but in a platonic bro kind of way*

[cryptidmistoffelees]

Plot twist: Tugger is actually my annoying embarrassing enthusiastic dad trying to hype me up.

[only-cat-memes]

[cryptidmistoffelees]

HAVE ACQUIRED NECK BRACE

[processes]

minimalist pencil sketches of cats by Shou Xin (手訫)

substack

[catasters]