LUCIFER WILSON! your local blockbuster employee, stop by maybe! (though, maybe not....)
An official Heltingville / Cryptidville RP blog! Shipping CLOSED; sorry! ☆☆ not every event is canon to the AU. Do not make nsfw comments to this character.

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LUCIFER WILSON! your local blockbuster employee, stop by maybe! (though, maybe not....)
An official Heltingville / Cryptidville RP blog! Shipping CLOSED; sorry! ☆☆ not every event is canon to the AU. Do not make nsfw comments to this character.
WELCOME TO (h)ELTINGVILLE CH1 SNEAK PEEK!!!
Word Count: 1.8k
[an: i've been toiling away at this since december of last year, hell i've graduated high school and enrolled in college since i started writing this. i figured that the people outside of the admin gc who are invested in my au would want a sneak peek or simply confirmation that i havent forgotten about the au. For those of you new to my little pet project, heltingville is a significantly darker rewrite of the original eltingville club comic set in 1997 where the club is actively trying to avoid being murdered by Jerry's evil capitalist/religious fanatic serial killer father while simultaneously dealing with the myriad of other issues life throws their way directly because of Jerry's dad. There will be many characters, some of which you'll know if you've followed along with the rp blogs and some you've yet to meet. The fanfic will also be long, it's slated for like 38 chapters and each one's going to likely wind up being 10k words each. And did I mention that it gets significantly darker from past ch1? Angst enjoyers everywhere rejoice. I hope everyone enjoys it :)co owners of the au/other writers are my goats @stitchyysmain, @heftyj4m, @icingsugar-arii, @rxccoonboo2 and @nose-spider3 !!]
He came in through the window, making his way to Howie, before flopping down onto him unceremoniously.
"Hello."
@stitchwilson ☆
He looks down at the wilson on top of him
"Hello to you too."
"You smell nice."
..... "So, sleepover tonight?" the smuggest fucking smirk ever came up on his face.
Who will go with me to the local gas station or sometbing... I wanna smell gasoline..
You'll get lightheaded.
Well, yeah, but it smells so good.. And someone won't pick up his phone, so I'm stuck, bored.
Smell me or something. My mom says i smell like gasoline.
. . . . Can I come over?
// this fucking freak bro</3 /nsrs/nsx
Yeah just be quiet.
Okay!!! I promise I'll be quiet. Have you been working in the basement all day?
Part of it, yeah. It was maintenance day and I had to re-organize the shit down there.
SCORE!!!!!! On my way.
Who will go with me to the local gas station or sometbing... I wanna smell gasoline..
You'll get lightheaded.
Well, yeah, but it smells so good.. And someone won't pick up his phone, so I'm stuck, bored.
Smell me or something. My mom says i smell like gasoline.
. . . . Can I come over?
// this fucking freak bro</3 /nsrs/nsx
Yeah just be quiet.
Okay!!! I promise I'll be quiet. Have you been working in the basement all day?
Who will go with me to the local gas station or sometbing... I wanna smell gasoline..
You'll get lightheaded.
Well, yeah, but it smells so good.. And someone won't pick up his phone, so I'm stuck, bored.
Smell me or something. My mom says i smell like gasoline.
. . . . Can I come over?
// this fucking freak bro</3 /nsrs/nsx
Who will go with me to the local gas station or sometbing... I wanna smell gasoline..
You'll get lightheaded.
Well, yeah, but it smells so good.. And someone won't pick up his phone, so I'm stuck, bored.
Who will go with me to the local gas station or sometbing... I wanna smell gasoline..
She slid through the window, nearly faceplanting. She then made her way to the beanbag, slumping down into it. What a grand entrance.
"Got the weed," she grinned, holding up a snack-sized ziploc.
-- @stitchwilson [heltingville ver.] ☆
He jumps and nearly falls out of his chair
"FUCK-"
"......hi wilson. Thanks for the weed."
"No problemmm... I left early, my boyfriend was in a weird mood today," she then tossed over the said ziploc.
"Hope I didn't scare you too badly."
Meet me after? I'll pay you back for what I smoke, I just got my check today.
(- @cryptidville-club )
Bet!!! I'll see you then. Through the window, right?
I'm seeing my boyfriend today. Oh the joy and the wonder. I get my weed!
//ooc; Wilson.. No.... THAT'S NOT THE GOOD BOYFRIEND
Weird. You look familiar. That's probably bullshite, but... I'm starting to wonder, are all the humans just alternate us? You don't even have magic. But you seem... Uh, different, I guess.
ooc: oh my god i love your oc design so much... i hope that's not weird to say... but i just had to interact!
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Huh. You look like Bill, if he was a pony... He'd probably lose his shit at this, hah... How do I look familiar, though?
//ooc; AWHHHH TY!!! It's definitely not weird to say, tysm!! ^^
Why are you losers ripping off the eltingville club. 'cryptidville club' isnr even original grow a brain dawg
Actually, we came first, "dog". Maybe you could put your typing skills to better use instead of making a typo like some kindergartner.
Plus, we're not a bunch of geeks. We're not supposed to be associated with them one bit. Fuckwad.
Not to MENTION it's not even called that!!! It's the Eltingville Society of the Paranormal and Unexplained, asshole.
EXACTLY. People and them not knowing their shit nowadays, god,.. Fucking losers.
Why are you losers ripping off the eltingville club. 'cryptidville club' isnr even original grow a brain dawg
Actually, we came first, "dog". Maybe you could put your typing skills to better use instead of making a typo like some kindergartner.
Plus, we're not a bunch of geeks. We're not supposed to be associated with them one bit. Fuckwad.
Doing a hard reset of rp heltingville. Just a clean slate. Posts are staying up but nothing before tonighy should be regarded as canon to the rp anymore.
(STITCH) WILSON! your local loser, stubborn and hardheaded. A (H)Eltingville OC, two versions (AUs) added in this!
Heltingville will be red, Normal will be in white! Posts will also be tagged accordingly, of course.
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Remaking this blog into both Wilsons... Posts will be tagged accordingly
++ heltingville Wilson will have red text