Crys' Weird Shit

I'm down baaaad *gives you a cheesy grin* look at michael cera. why is he a banana. ban him /lh /affectionate(?) mobile users, you're missing out, I spend so much time on my blog formatting alone T-T pls reveal the tags on all of my posts if you want a surprise thank you have nice days

[crystalfeline]

So you’re NEW here huh…? >:3

I DRAWING AGAIN OMg >_< ヾ(｡ ･ω･ ｡) didn’t expect my first drawing to come out this well…

Why jax kinda cool though… and why am i lowkey simp? >_>

[crystalfeline]

I want to d r a w-

It’s been years….

Should I? AUGH it’s that artist’s guilt though of not keeping up with it :( will I be as good as I was before, if not better?

[despazito]

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

[crystalfeline]

It’s just flavored sparkling water AUGH 😩

[crystalfeline]

Oh god guys… just found out about Glitch’s Amazing Digital Circus series and I think I’m gonna be obsessed… I feel a surge of needing to draw FANART HERE WE GO-

[philippinehalohalo]

Tagalog Song Translation: Harana by Parokya ni Edgar

Harana (Serenade)

Are serenades still in style

Perhaps you are wondering

Who is this stupid looking guy who is in a hurry to sing

And is singing out of tune because of nervousness

He even brought roses, eventhough he’s only wearing faded jeans

And there’s the group, all dressed up, clad in Barong, 

accompanied by a song 

that’s better than Minus Ones and Sing Alongs.

The sky is full of stars

And the breeze is so cold

And from your gaze, I’m going crazy darling

And my song

I hope you’ll love it

I’ll give my all for this simple serenade for you

Isn’t it just like a movie

A romantic film

Aren’t you the leading lady, and I am your leading man

In a story that will end in eternal love

The sky is full of stars

And the breeze is so cold

And from your gaze, I’m going crazy darling

And in my song

I hope you’ll love it

I’ll give my all for this simple serenade for you

[bogleech]

hey chicken people are you okay

[crystalfeline]

they find each other just as tasty as we do.

[crystalfeline]

Random little thing but OMG I’M BUILDING MY FIRST PC AND I’M HELLA EXCITED SOMEONE POP SOME DAMN BALLOONS BECAUSE I LIVED WITH LAPTOPS MY WHOLE LIFE UNTIL NOW-

[crystalfeline]

When you take an AP class in high school and then fail the class in college OMG THE TEACHER CALLED OUT SOMEONE FOR BEING ON THEIR PHONE I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

I got karma’d brah trembling rn

[blurds]

[queensnarf]

The most valid tag

[thedankmemes]

[1234713]

[gif87a-com]

[belligerenceforhire-deactivated]

I hate folding laundry but at least I’m not this lazy about it.

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

@rachielena

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” - Robert A. Heinlein

[swimmingferret]

Inventor: *creates something that makes life a fuck load easier for disabled or elderly people living alone, or high-pressured workers to lighten their workload*

some moron: UMM LOOK AT THESE LAZY FUCKS LOL

[misaimed-archer]

World: *Advances.*

People who had to live pre-advancement: “LAZY!!!!!”

[luidilovins]

Unga who just invented flint knapping: stone sharp now. Take down mammoth faster. Peirce hide and vital organ.

Bunga: Unga No Want To Throw Bolder Anymore! Bunga Go Get CRUSHED BY MAMMOTH TRUNK LIKE REAL MAN AND PULL SELF UP BY MOCCASINS.

[autie-j]

Shouting this at all the tumblr porn bots that have been following me

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[crystalfeline]

Crimes.

[stardust-devi]

an absolutely insane way to end this year 

[crystalfeline]

Speak yo truth, dean winchester

[remain-opaque]

What it’s like for me to play Dragon Age: Inquisition

[crystalfeline]

MOAR DRAGON AGE MEMES PLEASE AND THANK YOU TUMBLR

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[dontbeanassbutt]

everyone say thank you greta

[crystalfeline]

A haiku I made:

Greta always slays

She’s a girl who makes them pay

Andrew Tate begone