EXCUSE you, my moonshine is slavery FREE

26, male, obsessed with the reblog button.

[aquitainequeen]

David Slack warning against AMPTP trying to turn the unions against each other, and stating the facts.

[catsbeaversandducks]

The Cutest Meow Compilation

By Bubba the Cat

[ecchifortheplot]

[sindri42]

Context:

The lady is a succubus, which in this setting is mostly human but with superpowered pheromones that passively make humans aroused just by being in the same room and essentially drug people out of their minds if she touches them directly. [The effect is so strong that there’s an entire government agency devoted to observing (from a long distance) all known succubi to make sure they aren’t starting suicide cults or going on murder-rape binges or whatever.] This causes her a variety of problems in life; she has to get up extremely early and stay at work late to take mostly-empty trains in order to avoid being in a crowded metal box full of humans, for example. But worst is her nonexistent love life, because how can you ever be confident that somebody has genuine romantic feelings for you if you’re supernaturally attractive to everybody? Is it ever morally acceptable to have sex if holding hands is effectively a date-rape drug? 

The guy is a perfectly ordinary biology teacher, who crashed into her in the halls on his first day and got a huge dose of aphrodisiac. But she is a Respected Colleague so it would be Highly Unprofessional to think of her that way, not to mention how Inappropriate it would be for a high school teacher to do or say anything while there might be students around, and wait a minute wouldn’t treating her differently just because of her biology be Super Racist? so obviously it is his Duty to act Perfectly Normal and pretend that he Feels Nothing.

She sees that he seems to have no reaction, and this sparks her interest. Is he immune to her powers? Clearly this requires further investigation! For entirely scientific purposes, not because if he falls for her he’d be the first guy she could trust to do so for legitimate non-chemical reasons (and totally not because she might be able to bone him without feeling bad about it).

So you’ve got the world’s dorkiest succubus clumsily trying to seduce this guy and he’s trying very hard to drink enough Respect Women juice to make up for over half his blood travelling south every time he sees her. Then for added fun several of their students catch on to these shenanigans and they ship it so they decide to “help”.

[switch-up-snowfox]

you know I can respect that premise.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

It’s a good show.

[anxietyproblem]

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[slightmayhem]

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

[melon-official]

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

[eggpuffs]

screams into my pillow

[ampervadasz]

[anxietyproblem]

[guitarbeard]

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

[blackkkabutops]

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

[indyexploits]

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[uncle-beanbag]

Really though I love it when people with a bit of scientific background get magic and boil someone’s blood or suddenly extract all the calcium from their body.

[pettycentral]

[nature-travel-photography]

Creek leading to the falls in Pembroke, VA [1365 x 2048][OC] - Fudwick

[anxietyproblem]

[dailyblep]

“Hi, is jus me” blop

[seapunksundog]

[miscbones]

Me too! Please tell me when I do a good job!

[aniseandspearmint]

Okay, but this is kind of important. As kids get older, the amount of times they’re praised for doing something correctly, or GOOD really peters off until, by the time they’re adults, it’s seen as juvenile or immature to want to be told you’re doing a good job at something.

Mentioning this to a much older person has gotten me scoffed at, “Oh, so you want me to give you a pat on the back for/ every little thing you do/?”

Well, no, of course not. But I do like it when my efforts are /recognized/. It’s incredibly disheartening to put your all into something and have it go completely unacknowledged.

[admiralcanthackett]

@simonthesmall

[ironwoman359]

This is yet another reason why artists and writers and gif makers/editors want comments on our work so badly. We spent our time on this, and we want some acknowledgment that our efforts were noticed and that the end result was enjoyed!

[randomslasher]

The best boss I ever had sat me down and asked me straight up how I liked to be supported. I told her I liked to be praised and encouraged when I was doing well because I thrive on reinforcement. She obliged, and I became consistently one of the top performers in the company because I knew my hard work would be recognized and praised.

Legitimize wanting to be recognized for good work.

[illiaccrest]

Welcome to the Tanjiro fanclub where everyone loves the good boy

Cause how could you NOT??

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I love this gif because he’s doing spear tricks with his staff.

Does he even need that staff to do magic? Or does he just carry it around because it’s as close as he gets to holding Gae Bolg?

[weaksorry]