[ctrl-shit]

Suicide is not an option.

Or at least that's usually the next thought in my head after wanting to kill myself. I could probably debate all the reasons why I shouldn't for hours but I'll always come back to the same conclusion - that I won't do it, but if I had an opportunity to die,

I would probably take it.

I usually fantasize about death at least once a day, but it's usually way more than that. I know I probably shouldn't be thinking or writing any of this but I'm too scared to go to therapy. I don't know if it's my anxiety or my desire to never speak about anything personal ever, but I don't want to go.

But I also do want to go.

I want to feel lighter. I want to be carefree. I want to be able to function regularly and not feel like taking a shower is a huge accomplishment that should be rewarded with confetti cannons and crowds of cheering strangers. I want to be able to speak without clamming up and feeling like someone has their hands wrapped around my throat and heart.

I want to be able to communicate.

I want to live.

[ctrl-shit]

Hello? Is anyone out there?

[katutsukushii]

No one:

Me: ‘Hey have you read Flower Bouquet by Roquel? Have you read it? I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of it but have you read Flower Bouquet by Roquel? It’s by Roquel. It’s a BkDk A/B/O fucking masterpiece about war and love and imprisonment and strength and monsters and every word written in the fic somehow breaks and heals my heart and soul at the same time. Yeah, that fic, have you read it. It’s called Flower Bouquet by Roq–’

[bellygangstaboo]

Reblog if you agree.

[birbman-sasori]

I agree

[troubled-pasta]

Trifecta

[kadabura]

To celebrate the first of Halloween, I have to share with you my recent discovery: The Living Tombstone’s remix of Spooky Scary Skeletons and Freaks by Timmy Trumpet & Savage have the same BPM.

[merry-madness]

Rebloging so others can see and/or suffer

[broodingsoul]

HOLY SHIT this woman at the gym was watching this dude do bicep curls at the gym, and he smiled and flexed and said “don’t worry I have a license for these” and she said “a learners permit doesn’t count as a license, are you about finished with that bench?”I ABOUT SCREAMED

[avatarthelastvideobender]

Zutara-My Way

[soopersara]

Opposites: Fire and Water

Fire is the element of power. 

The people of the Fire Nation have desire 

and will, 

and the energy 

and drive 

to achieve what they want. 

[withbellzon]

Fly caricatures from IG: actionhankbeard

[jahmyaa]

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

[phontsforevs]

i feel the need to reblog bc i just scrolled past this kind of post and my life is hell lol so hi

[skialdi]

The Painted Lady

for the lovely @torrentqueen

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[glass-gears-deactivated20250123]

The only “Not All Men” post I’ll reblog.

[sav3th3b33s]

[teathattast]

@classicdadmoves

[marchofthethieves]

where’d they get all those dads

[hweianime]

Dadmart

[otakaneki]

[professorsparklepants]

Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON

Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????

Zuko: *speaks*

Katara: nevermind I hate him

[brawltogethernow]

How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more I think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.

[professorsparklepants]

Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko’s airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer

[brawltogethernow]

Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn’t want me. Aang: *gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then.

[professorsparklepants]

JDJSHJABDBFJSH

[brawltogethernow]

Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it’s not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit.

[brawltogethernow]

Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar. Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something. Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something. That would be teeeerrible. Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!!!!! We have to go look for him!!!! Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara! Katara: *wavers* Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him…. *gets out her own sandwich* But, maybe after lunch.

[professorsparklepants]

I love that this transforms Aang’s role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies

[wetwareproblem]

My brain, immediately after the “Aang won’t take no for an answer” post:

Aang: I’m gonna ride him! *jumps on Zuko’s shoulders*

[wetwareproblem]

Actually, I thought a bit more about this: If Aang is “grandpa figure who won’t fucking stop teaching Zuko to be a better and more spiritually fulfilled person,” then what is Iroh doing?

And then it hit me.

Iroh: *sitting in a teahouse at a paisho table* Iroh, deadpan: I must capture the last airbender.  Iroh: It is the only way to make sure the powe rof the Avatar won’t be turned on the Fire Nation. Iroh: Only then will I be redeemed in the eyes of the Fire Lord for my failure at Ba Sing Se. Iroh: … Iroh: Anyway, it’s your turn.

About half of the B plots are just Iroh finding new ways to feign incompetence and bad luck so that his political watchdog can’t prove that he’s letting Aang - and by extension Zuko - get away.

[wetwareproblem]

@ray10k

[dysperdis]

Sometimes Iroh plays paisho with Aang, whose entire disguise during these games consists of a painfully fake mustache.

[wetwareproblem]

AANG WAS THE OTHER PLAYER IN THAT SCENE OF COURSE IT’S PERFECT (the moustache is just a bit of Appa’s fur tied in a string)

[silver-sphere]

You want drawings, I deliver:

‘The prince in the iceberg’

‘Avatar Zuko’

‘The Old Master’

‘Imprisoned’

‘Zuko’s Master’

‘The Tale of Iroh’

[professorsparklepants]

OMG OMG @brawltogethernow LOOK!!!!!

[clover11-10]

Now THIS is some quality role reversal

[catchymemes]

Mildly Interesting Dump #5

I have a hereditary gap in my eyebrow

These three ceiling fans run off of one motor

The picture of the Japanese movie advertisement is printed on two sides of the newspaper, so the full picture could be seen under light 

The perfect symmetry of this plant 

Shadow and slope makes it look like he’s floating

This tiny ceiling tile at my house

My broken antenna on my car looks like a half sunken boat.

The shower in my hotel has a little cutout so you can turn it on before getting in.

I drew poppy outlines for my class to cut out - they look like they overlap but don’t.

The golf balls at the mini golf on this pier are biodegradable and fall into the sea at the 18th hole 

Our refrigerator has revolving levels so you can reach everything easily

This window that makes my back yard look like it’s in 4 different seasons 

This one dude in the crowd in a neon shirt. 

The way this picture of a frozen puddle in my backyard looks like a landscape from the perspective of a plane.

Modern tomato vs one grown from 150yo seeds 

My neighbors are moving their entire house back 200ft.

This door in my hotel bathroom can close off either of 2 doorways.

Our dog’s paw looks like a mini-version of him 

This dead straight line of bubbles in my beer 

This “where are you from” map at The Aurora Museum in Reykjavík Iceland 

You can see the number eight between the diamonds on this 8 card.

I made a piano shelf

This purely golden bee landed on my car today 

[ringwaldhaze]

This was so satisfying