In a constant state of confusion

Germany | Tea enthusiast | Artwork once in a blue moon | mostly just reblogging things

[cubist-thrawn]

Darth Vader, after almost 3 years he is finally complete. I can go and dig myself a hole now.

[the-knights-who-say-ni]

nobody:

asthma man in black when a jedi is just out of his lightsaber range ig:

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[laurajameskinney]

was crawling around on the floor for like 2 hours blocking my dress #mydress and chat. my back. it hurts.

[laurajameskinney]

anyways. look at this.

[laurajameskinney]

ok great job looking everybody. now this.

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[antique-scarecrow]

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

[nanarchy]

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

[antique-scarecrow]

worst possible response thanks so much

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[shutyourmoustache]

Making exercises more accessible to the disabled? Fuck yeah!

[inatcanids]

Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

[foxpost-generator]

where the fuck did you get that

[emcapi]

good evening everyone i am here to inform you about the single funniest fucking piece of fishing gear in existence

it is called a fish fighting belt/harness.

BEHOLD.

anyways i discovered this was a thing and laughed my ass off for like 5 minutes straight. you're welcome.

[melismasthmatic]

dying laughing at this genuinely unedited pic from the boston subreddit. innsmouthians stay safe out there today #CthulhuFhtagn

[poobletoods]

i call this phenomenon "god hates me"

[achillesinhighheels]

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[voidsentprinces]

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

[sandersstudies]

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[katelyn-danger]

We must do everything in our power to eradicate Mormonism.

[katelyn-danger]

I will wage a holy war in Utah the likes of which the world has never seen.

[daisy-snake]

finally, dune for women

[iwilleatyourenglish]

so this might be the funniest text i've ever gotten about my partner