the word witch

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[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[chipthekeeper]

STAR WARS SHOWS WEEK, Day 6: Favorite Dynamic -- Vel/Cinta, Faye Marsay & Varada Sethu

event by @swshows

[lengthy-artery]

discord letting you have custom emoji has really ruined my ability to communicate effectively on other apps. what do you mean i cant send jalute. what about givehand. cryingpat. torment. sittinghere. tvek. cant even send my wonderful beloved frogheart. whats the bloody point

[flagged-as-naughty-deactivated2]

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[eroscestlavie]

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

[myjetpack]

My latest @guardian book cartoon

[bpetbirds]

Spring print stock ☀️🌲🪶

Everything available on my ko-fi storefront

[emziess]

Ryland Grace + Physical Touch Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[ddeck]

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

[lupinescribbler]

I feel like showers are where engineers decide to let their creative side out, and it is Not Good

[kabber]

something i really liked about project hail mary is that Rocky and Grace are both equally out of their depth and about as competent as the other. theyre both the smart one. theyre both total dumbasses. neither knows whats going on. they both think the other is an idiot baby. they both admire the other's intelligence so much.

[ravmycupine]

Grace makes a shocking discovery

[cipher-fresh]

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

[michaelnordeman]

Eurasian Red Squirrel/ekorre. Värmland, Sweden (3 June 2017).

[bcth-uk]

For May prompt GOOD/BETTER/THE BEST in @mcuchallenge

Benedict Cumberbatch for GQ

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it