I Like Mashed Potatoes

Kay ■ 22 ■ They/Them/She/Her ■ ♓ ■

[radiation]

When are they gonna let this guy get sum dick

[sealdev]

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

[hungwy]

Dogs are machines that turn normal toys into wet yucky toys

[noinimble]

Crazy things happening in the moshling zoo

[tigerlilypurr]

[homunculus-argument]

I've been browsing through too much speculative evolution memes but what if domestic cats could sail like gliders. Every day you get home you're greeted by

[dogpuppy]

[veryluckyclovers]

[radiation]

I’m like an empty bottle.

[pjackk]

Yesss theres 30 of u in my car

[sharkodactyl]

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

[naamahdarling]

[dimesfacts]

let's play fooba together..........

[dimesfacts]

you must use me as the ball !!!!!!!

[ashstfu]

life is hard, do you want to share a pastry?

[abornvillainx2-deactivated20230]

[televisionenjoyer]

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

[cannibalchicken]

[paper-mario-wiki]

both are valid approaches to the same problem

[dietspam16]

i don’t think these are even different approaches

[parkchanwoohoo]

My mom got a scarf for her dog to make him "look cool" and I genuinely don't understand how this is supposed to look cool 😭😭 He looks like he's going to the market to sell radishes

[anexperimentallife]

10/10 would definitely buy radishes from this pupper

[polykowiak]

No offense but literally nothing and no one is and will ever be out of your league. Nothing is too good for you. Nobody has the right to make you feel like you are not enough or less than you are, you deserve the world.