valentina

fictional lands before prostate glands

[ndoandou]

Arthur gets bonked by comte and fucking dies

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Original meme: @/readTsukihime on twitter

[cottageaesthetic]

[grimeclown]

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

[grimeclown]

Hospital

[grimeclown]

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

[grimeclown]

I feel like we’re getting off topic

[bitegore]

So is pepsi if you steal it?

[grimeclown]

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

[aromancy]

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

[midvvest-vampire]

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

[grimeclown]

Huh?

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

[grimeclown]

[star-lara]

am I having a stroke????

[fiollaigean]

you might want to go to the hospital then

[sherlockfandomtandem]

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

[boxbusiness]

STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, DAD!

[spaghettidrawing]

Finally made a picture for the new tale :D

Hope you enjoy!

[help-devorak-stole-my-heart]

[kailarts]

Commission for @jodieadler , this was a fun commission I enjoyed drawing outfits on existing Arcana sprites 😊

[thearcanatweets]

Julian Devorak: milf or not?

[mossyredwood]

In the depths of the hearts, the underground waters run like a boiling spring.

Pictures by withlove.polly

[ravenkinnie]

besties I have a plan for how to get rid off joker but y'all won't like it. we have to convince men he's a favorite amongst female fans

[flashflashhundredyarddash]

[nabesthetics]

Oh?? Look who's here!

Polymer clay Faust is only 2.4 inches/6 cm tall but ready for an adventure!

Bonus: she glows

[kaijuno]

I live in Michigan and it’s been like 85 and humid for the past week and I’m gonna fucking snap

[hanymelonom]

Mornings with Mammon

[plullaby]

[incorrect-obeyme-quotes]

Mammon: Do you want some tea?

MC: Yeah, sure.

Mammon: Alright, we have green tea… detox… and shamamalay.

MC: What did you call it?

Mammon: Shamamalay.

MC: …it’s chamomile.

Mammon:

MC:

Mammon: Don’t-

MC: I texted everyone.

Mammon: NO!

[boxbusiness]

Special thanks to my patron!

Patreon

[creidart]

asra stans looking at asra be like “arent you tired of being nice”

[thirstyforjuliandevorak]

don’t you just want to go ape shit, Asra?

[oleksa-arcana-enjoyer]

also lucio was burned alive :3

[fullyfunctionalapprentice]

Asra going apeshit like go big or go home, and going home is just depressing without MC there

[seeminglyseph]

Asra spends so much of his life restraining himself from going ape shit that when given the opportunity to make it count, well… he unmade the count.