save your first and last dance for me

probably was a reincarnation of both combeferre and courfeyrac at some point. daisy/she-her/queer/canadian/hufflepuff/infp/very enthusiastic about bucky barnes

[lovlae]

what would you wear to a bdsm orgy?

hmmmm scout’s ham costume from to kill a mockingbird 

[houg-deactivated20210418]

Without butches the universe would literally become unstable and collapse, rendering time and space meaningless and garbled. So be grateful

[luulapants]

[the intimate scene in the fanfiction where my lover kisses each of my scars as I whisper what each is from]

"Fell down the stairs. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Cardboard box cut. Burned on a tiki-themed appetizer tray. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Oven rack. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Mosquito bite I scratched too much. Mosquito b - "

[luulapants]

“Her body is a map of scars, hardly an inch unblemished by a reminder of some hardship past: Not knowing the church potluck would be outside. Looking at her phone while on the stairs. Mowing the lawn. She still hasn’t told me how she managed to slit her whole wrist on that cardboard box, but someday when she’s ready to tell me, I’ll be ready to listen.”

[luulapants]

“My eyes fall on a jagged white line across her palm, which I nearly overlooked. ‘And this one?’ I ask.

Her eyes cast away. For a moment, I think she won't speak. Finally, she murmurs, ‘The lid of the toilet tank broke in half but I just stuck the broken lid back on the toilet for weeks. Then one day when I was getting into the shower, the faucet knob broke, and I couldn’t turn the water off and then I hip-checked the toilet tank, and the broken lid fell off and through my hand, and I was naked and bleeding and the water wouldn’t turn off so I just stood there screaming for like five minutes before I could decide what to deal with first.’

Slowly, I bend forward and kiss the scar. ‘It’s beautiful,’ I tell her. ‘Just like you.’“

[weepingchoir]

Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

[weepingchoir]

Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head. You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.

[important-animal-images]

[theoutcastrogue]

[transfemininomenon]

los gatos banditos………

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

they’re c

they’re c

they’re cat

they’re cat burgl

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

[killjoystrays]

[h0nex]

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[wattse]

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

[catmask]

smthing i can just never believe when ppl (mostly twitter users) complain about a girl character being made to look 'mannish' or 'masculine' and talk about the death of femininity and every time i get excited and think 'oh okay cool did we get a butch character or-' and its literally jusg a regular fucking woman like you would see at the grocery store. like jusyt a normal woman

[frenchifries]

i think those people would have an aneurysm and die if they saw how actresses were styled in the 70s/80s/90s……

not that these women are looking super masc lol but the parameters for “acceptable female appearance” in both media and everyday life have indisputably narrowed over the past couple decades :|

[let-them-eat-cake-cake-cake-dea]

Still thinking about her

[catchymemes]

via

[sexy-raccoons]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

BTW for anyone too lazy to do the math a wage of $125 a day works out to about $15/hour for an 8-hour workday so..... someone in 1923 definitely had a vision of the future

[brightlotusmoon]

[literallyaflame]

seeing the terms “bad rep” and “good rep” applied to media that was created by and for an in-group makes me want to eat glass

[literallyaflame]

“not sure if this is a good representation of the trans community :/“ right well a trans person made it, and they made it for other trans people, so. perhaps that logic is not applicable here. must we live our entire creative lives under the watchful eye of Cisgender Scrutiny? how can you compare self-expression to willful misrepresentation lmao

[junk-hed]

[arielseaworth]

“Perhaps you have forgotten. That’s one of the great problems of our modern world, you know. Forgetting. The victim never forgets. Ask an Irishman what the English did to him in 1920 and he’ll tell you the day of the month and the time and the name of every man they killed. Ask an Iranian what the English did to him in 1953 and he’ll tell you. His child will tell you. His grandchild will tell you. And when he has one, his great-grandchild will tell you too. But ask an Englishman—” He flung up his hands in mock ignorance. “If he ever knew, he has forgotten. ‘Move on!’ you tell us. ‘Move on! Forget what we’ve done to you. Tomorrow’s another day!’ But it isn’t, Mr. Brue.” He still had Brue’s hand. “Tomorrow was created yesterday, you see. That is the point I was making to you. And by the day before yesterday, too. To ignore history is to ignore the wolf at the door.”

- A Most Wanted Man, John le Carré

[mktsquarehero]

John le Carré has not, at any point, been fucking around.

[chromaticabrasions]

HEHEHEHHEHEHE okay okay okay i have something really really funny to say let me figure out how to translate it to tumblr.

ms paint. okay hold on

JESUS 69!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHHA

[id: first image is a crude drawing of a cross labeled "cross". second image is a crude drawing of a cross labeled "inverted cross". last image has both the cross and inverted cross next to each other and is labeled "JESUS 69". end id.]

[bloedgetuige]

peter wanted to be crucified upside down for this reason and this reason alone

[chromaticabrasions]

thank you SO so much for this addition i am in love with you

[fnordseer5]

ok so a love shack is basically like a little old place where we can get together essentially

[unclefather]