The TV Den

Lover of multimedia entertainment. Currently obsessed with Clint/Coulson.You can find me on twitter @Cuke11

[buddieloustat]

LNC: Klaus Hargreeves

[toomucharitime]

Happy anniversary, Q.

[whcczes]

prompts list :)

fluff/general

“how much did you drink?”

“aw, you’re so cute.”

“what did you do?”

“i asked if you were having a party. i didn’t tell you to have a party.”

“this is the opposite of what i told you to do.”

“well, it’s the thought that counts.”

“wait, no, don’t take kissing away from me.”

“okay, where are all my jumpers?”

“oh, you’ve started stealing my socks now?”

“yeah, okay, but i’m cooler.”

“you owe me a kiss.”

“how did you get in here?”

“for starters, that’s impossible.”

“how did you fail a survey?”

“yeah, well, if you weren’t so drunk maybe i would.”

“that’s not even fair.”

“you promised me a cookie!”

“did i ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?”

“ew, that is so sappy, i might vomit.”

“i’m not playing truth or dare.”

“you’re not very intimidating.”

“i love you.”

“well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead.”

“that was, by far, the stupidest thing you’ve ever done.”

“why don’t you take a picture? it’ll last longer.”

“maybe not.”

“why the hell is there glitter everywhere?”

“well, i’m pretty irresistible.”

“how much money would you give me to flip this table, right here, right now, in the middle of class?”

“detention? again?”

angst

“why don’t you just go?”

“no, it’s not like that.”

“if you cared about me, you wouldn’t do this.”

“it doesn’t matter anymore.”

“what’s the point?”

“fuck you.”

“you should’ve said that yesterday.”

“don’t lie to me.”

“i swear, if you say another word, i’ll leave.”

“change in mind or change in heart?”

“it’s over, it’s done, just leave it be.”

“why do you keep bringing it up?”

“we can’t go back in time, so stop trying to reverse what you said.”

“you say you’ll stop, but then you keep doing it!”

“maybe in another world.”

“why are you like this?”

“stop making empty promises!”

“what about us?”

“don’t say that.”

“i’m done. we’re done.”’

feel free to reblog :)

[cuke11]

I keep getting excited for Infinity Wars and Deadpool 2! ... And then I remember they feature that wife beater Brolin and I’m immediately turned off. 

[jeremyleerennerdotcom]

“among the remaining aspects of the film, the most praiseworthy are jeremy renner’s performance and jóhann jóhannsson’s score … renner proves to be the perfect companion for adams, depicting a charmingly nerdy enthusiasm for his character’s task, with donnelly being the most likeable character in the film.”

 - greg mysogland at the fordham ram

[refinery29]

The internet is exploding with Spideypool memes in the wake of Andrew Garfield and Ryan Reynolds’s Golden Globes kiss

They’re good.

[slashpalooza]

This is how we know 2016 is officially gone, the new year starting with real-life SPIDEYPOOL. I don’t care what happens next, this will count for the whole year :)

[beben-eleben]

For future reference.

[mollimassacre-deactivated201408]

Thank you.

[fuckyeahifightlikeagirl]

For those who would ever need it. -C

[rapeculturerealities]

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

[directorlazard-deactivated20171]

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

[yobucky-deactivated20180803]

[robdelaney]

Come on, don’t be lazy. Participate in this thing called #America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[rafikecoyote]

[lellabeth]

phlint recs

for @specialktwo because she’s better than donuts.

Over the Highways and In Between Aisles - coffeejunkii

Lights on the Water - kisleth and sidneysussex

Lost and Found - thatdamneddame

Scars Like Medals - bonitabreezy

Here to Help - adamantsteve

Falling in Autumn - fangirlsevera

Platonic - amireal

and we turn against the darkness with intention - coffeejunkii

The Whole World is Moving (And I’m Standing Still) - theladyingrey42

Working Things Out - ralkana

Package Deal - ralkana

Slowly Falling (Down a Flight of Stairs) - raiining 

[jhscdood]

I AGREE WITH ALL OF THESE

[alex-guerin]

*fumbles way in with a stack of fics* ‘Scuse me, pardon me, terribly sorry…I just…am gonna leave these here. Cuz these should be included in a fic rec, but never seem to be, and that’s just wrong. So, here’s the fics I recommend.

The Best Game You Can Name - icywind (if you like “Check Please”, then give this a go!)

Mirror, Mirror - dizmo

Would the World Spin Around Without Us - ellievolia

Worlds Away and Quite At Home - infiniteeight

A Thousand Miles and Poles Apart - selenay 

Cantilever - aww_clint_no

Confessions in the Cold - orderlychaos

On the Edge - heartsdesire456

A Beautiful Mess - wintermute

As Deep As Black and Blue - wildlives

[beepboop-its-a-robot]

STORY TIME:

I work in a decent sized, local, indie bookstore. It’s a great job 99% of the time and a lot of our customers are pretty neat people. Any who, middle of the day this little old lady comes up. She’s lovably kooky. She effuses how much she loves the store and how she wishes she could spend more time in it but her husband is waiting in the car (OH! I BETTER BUY HIM SOME CHOCOLATE!), she piles a bunch of art supplies on the counter and then stops and tells me how my bangs are beautiful and remind her of the ocean (“Wooooosh” she says, making a wave gesture with her hand)

Ok. I think to myself. Awesomely happy, weird little old ladies are my favorite kind of customer. They’re thrilled about everything and they’re comfortably bananas. I can have a good time with this one. So we chat and it’s nice.

Then this kid, who’s been up my counter a few times to gather his school textbooks, comes up in line behind her (we’re connected to a major university in the city so we have a lot of harried students pass through). She turns around to him and, out of nowhere, demands that he put his textbooks on the counter. He’s confused but she explains that she’s going to buy his textbooks.

He goes sheetrock white. He refuses and adamantly insists that she can’t do that. It’s like, $400 worth of textbooks. She, this tiny old woman, bodily takes them out of her hands, throws them on the counter and turns to me with a intense stare and tells me to put them on her bill. The kid at this point is practically in tears. He’s confused and shocked and grateful. Then she turns to him and says “you need chocolate.” She starts grabbing handfuls of chocolates and putting them in her pile.

He keeps asking her “why are you doing this?” She responds “Do you like Harry Potter?“ and throws a copy of the new Cursed Child on the pile too.

Finally she’s done and I ring her up for a crazy amount of money. She pays and asks me to please give the kid a few bags for his stuff. While I’m bagging up her merchandise the kid hugs her. We’re both telling her how amazing she is and what an awesome thing she’s done. She turns to both of us and says probably one of the most profound, unscripted things I’ve ever had someone say:

“It’s important to be kind. You can’t know all the times that you’ve hurt people in tiny, significant ways. It’s easy to be cruel without meaning to be. There’s nothing you can do about that. But you can choose to be kind. Be kind.”

The kid thanks her again and leaves. I tell her again how awesome she is. She’s staring out the door after him and says to me: “My son is a homeless meth addict. I don’t know what I did. I see that boy and I see the man my son could have been if someone had chosen to be kind to him at just the right time.”

I’ve bagged up all her stuff and at this point am super awkward and feel like I should say something but I don’t know what. Then she turns to me and says: I wish I could have bangs like that but my darn hair is just too curly.“ And leaves.

And that is the story of the best customer I’ve ever had. Be kind to somebody today.

[shrewreadings]

 I didn’t reblog earlier. 

So I am now. 

[cluegrrl]

Be kind. It’s worth the effort.

[gouacheboy]

Me writing fanfic:

Too, many, commas,,, 

Is this ooc?? 

I used that word already 

Do people even blush this much?? 

*squints* Is that canon?

Tropes

 *cries while writing death scene* 

Wait what happened last chapter? 

I wrote like a thousan- 354 words!? 

*googles the lifespan of a tropical fish* 

have I spelt his name wrong all this time? 

Would they say that tho? 

Changes plot 539932 times 

Looses inspiration, goes back to tumblr

[shmoo06]

x

[r-pley]

Kate McKinnon as Jillian Holtzmann in Ghostbusters (2016)

[cee-99]

Attention!

Girls don’t want another Spider Man movie, Girls want to know what happened in Budapest!

[beeishappy]

LSSC | 2016.07.18 | Only Jon Stewart Can Make Sense of the Trump 

Donald Trump and the RNC has conjured “Stephen Colbert” out of backwoods hiding.