sex and violets

court death metal trash

[culiseta]

wow someone sure shit up my account while i was gone

[culiseta]

WHAT IS WITH THIS RAYBAN SHIT I KEEP SEEING IT IS IT A HACKED ACCOUNT THING

it is a hacked account thing reeses and pieces my account LOL

[right]

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

[lucytara]

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

[bluehairedspidey]

those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years: 

[catsuggest]

CAT GET OFF THE COUNTER!!!

dear humaine,

thank youm for your concern in this matter. after careful consideration of your suggestione, im will be relocatinge to a different kitchen surface.

cat

Sent from my iBox

[catsuggest]

muche cozier

[catsuggest]

im takinge a career quiz !

[gonna-getcha-boy]

What result did you get, Cat?

[catsuggest]

poltergeist

[valtsv]

i love the feeling when someone asks me about one of my hyperfixations and it summons all my thoughts at once like my brain is a discord server that just got hit with an @everyone

[valtsv]

someone: so tell me about this thing you like

my brain:

[saccharinescorpion]

Parasite and Girl

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

avatar + textpost 28/? 

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[voiceofnature]

Squirrels love mushrooms too! By Michael Quinton

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

avatar + textpost 38/? 

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[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

the best avatar ships are as follows: 

Zuko x Therapy 

Zhao x Getting Owned by Children 

Ozai’s face x Toph’s fist 

Sokka x The Amount of Appreciation and Respect He Deserves 

Gran Gran x Anyone Who Isn’t Pakku 

[weaver-z]

St*phanie Meyer: Vampires are all sexy heterosexual white British rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every vampire is bisexual and a MORON

[shiftythrifting]

My mom said no :(

[thebobaemoji]

When shopping for my first car, my mom seriously considered a hearse for me. It was mortifying

[shiftythrifting]

[oopsglitch]

I would like to formally apologize for my lack of self control.

[unclefather]

[littlebirdofprey]

when you’ve been in a fandom for 3+ years and are sick of seeing the same exact circular arguments