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@shananigansofyochana
i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this
he has 2 electrons... who? the boy reading this...
The gamestop in the githyanki creche only has battletoads
happy pride month my friends <3
(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you
the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user
there's a certain type of broken tgirl who believes that she doesn't deserve love, and will reject all straightforward attempts to help her life improve.
this can be very frustrating, because developing self-esteem is a very long task that you certainly can't do quickly for a girl you want to help out in the short-term
however, these girls are still products of instinct, and will often have sexualities developed around this lack of self esteem, including features of self-devaluation and self-objectification (see: the classic proto-empty-spaces post of "girl who only feels comfortable with sex when it's rape because that's the only time she knows the other person is truly enjoying it")
so for girls like this, they often respond better to selfish desires or outright open manipulation than they would to actually treating them nicely, which they are very likely to reject outright.
because of this, letting yourself be seen as evil can actually help you help them, because such a girl is much more likely to, say, eat and take her meds when you tell her that she'll look prettier for you with bigger tits/fuller belly compared to telling her vague ideas of her "feeling better" and it being "good for her", two things she's likely to push back on wanting.
just by changing the way you frame your desire to help her to feel more manipulative and predatory, you can make her more likely to accept your help, and thus keep her around to train her into better habits from there
FLUFF YOU, TUMBLR!
If you're dumb enough to follow cat blogs this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cats!
Blurry pics!
Cats that bite you!
Thieves!
If you think you're going to find good kitties at Big Bill's, you can kiss my (recently shaved) @$$!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherblogger, you'll follow for this bullsh!t—guaranteed!
If you find a cuter cat blog, shove it up your ugly @$$! You heard us right! Shove it up your ugly @$$!
Bring your fur!
Bring your cryptid!
Bring your wife!
We'll bite her! That's right! We'll bite your wife!
Because at Big Bill Hell's
You're fluffed six ways from Tuck 'em in Tuesday!
Only at Big Bill Hell's!
The only cat blog that tells you to fluff off!
Hurry up, @$$hole!
This event ends the minute after you send us a Ko-Fi, and you better not softblock or you're a dead motherblogger!
Go to hell—Big Bill Hell's Cats!
Tumblr's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest Belligerent Billi in the province of Ontario—guaranteed!
I hope everyone had a lovely April Fool's Day!
For anyone who was confused reading this post, it's a parody of the Big Bill Hell's car commercial joke video (warning for SO MUCH swearing!):
As is tradition, Billi the Belligerent took over the blog for the day, but we now return you to your usual Tim's Forever Home regular programming :)
Throwback to the best April Fool's post I ever made
May Billi the Belligerent's legend continue to echo through the past and future
GUARANTEED
i aint arguing with a mf with they/them in their bio. like come on im outnumbered
@funnier-as-a-system
The three types of kink are
* you have power
* you're safe
* feet
this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):
You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.
You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.
Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.
"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).
oh no, animal ears are feet
yeah. cat ears are feet!
can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue
oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it
the two types of tumblr post are calvin's dad and rule 34. all posts fall into one of these two categories. despite being kink-related, this post is actually calvin's dad.
I don't like realising that catgorically, I'm into feet.
If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY
Are you in the Way?
Are you in the wAy?
Are you in the waY?
If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏
clown event still possible
This phrase was stuck in my mind the whole day.
cropped version of rip_kaito.gif for your viewing pleasure
heyheyheyyy cmaahn im a little guy
hes died🥀
welcome to the city of lumiose, where i indulge in my love of pokemon to make a miraculous AU out of it (this is just a standalone for fun btw, I'm not going to continue this or anything)
I feel like Marinette's pokemon are mostly self-explanatory (did you guys know Leavanny is known for being a pokemon that makes clothes?). Adrien's are all either single-stage or not-fully-evolved because I feel like it's symbolic; he too is still on a journey of self-discovery, yknow? + absol with the angel wing imagery + minior with the "hiding behind a mask" symbolism. And then morpekos because, you know, hamsters (i think it's technically supposed to be a guinea pig but shhh)
anyway, please don't roast me for my choices lol, but I am interested to hear what other pokemon you guys think they would have! the pokemon they keep in their boxes, etc. there were some others i wanted to give them but I limited myself to only 6 each
(btw... Gabriel trying to get to Xerneas and Yveltal works scarily well. thank u lumiose for being so miraculous coded)
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