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petaltexturedskies

Alfred Tennyson, "Lancelot and Elaine" from Idylls of the King originally published in 1859

#this is my vibe 100p rn #bg3 #good omens #dragon age #warhammer #kcd

STOP, I can only like him so much

#cuntlass reads #this remains about #gregor eisenhorn #malleus #dan abnett #warhammer40k

Feeling SO blessed knowing that Eisenhorn canonically is a yearner

#cuntlass reads #thank you #dan abnett #malleus #gregor eisenhorn #warhammer40k #i feel insane

Why does Dan Abnett have to kill every minor character I get attached to 😭😭😭

#cuntlass reads #dan abnett #the is specifically about #malleus #im tired grandpa #but i will continue to read about #gregor eisenhorn #o7

Now listen here, you little shit

#rogue trader #marazhai aezyrraesh #warhammer40k

Goddamn it, Heinrix van Calox is just another version of Cullen Rutherford but on a slightly different timeline, isn’t he?

#heinrix van calox #rogue trader #warhammer40k #cullen rutherford #dragon age inquisition

“You have my complete attention.”

Heinriiixxx

#heinrix van calox #rogue trader #warhammer40k #he’s been on my ship for two minutes and i’m swooning #trying to dislodge the KCD brainrot that has taken over me for the past year #unsure if i will succeed

cassianandfenrysaremyboyos

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

lu-sn

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

freenarnian

and the cautionary conclusion: the media has consumed me

#real

kobylas

Hans? Hans. Look at me! Hans!

#kcd2 #im still here #i love these two idiots so much #hansry #henry of skalitz #hans capon

ririarts

Wyll motivation for the week <3

I think I saw Karlach version sometime and thought Wyll needed one too

#bg3 #bg3 art #wyll ravengard #wyll

consultwithmouse

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Richard Wagner (czech VA of Henry) sharing on his socials a picture of Hansry with the caption 'Playing with birdies'

Ptáky or ptáčky is an euphemism for cocks.

(A bird = pták = a common slang word for a penis. Ptáček is a dimunitive form of pták/bird)

Also as you probably know Ptáček is Capon’s name in Czech.

🙃😁🤌

#i fucking LOVE it when people explain puns/jokes i langauges i dont know #it feels like theyre sharing insider information and love to know other peoples business #kcd2 #kingdom come deliverance #richard wagner #henry of skalitz #hans capon #hansry

rednightmare18

kingdom come deliverance marketing: badass fucking sexy musclebound ye olde motherfucker knight templar carves a bloody swathe through his enemies effortlessly and fucks 600 bitches and conquers a holy land for god, king, booze, and cold hard cash baby

kingdom come deliverance: hangry bisexual peasant keeps throwing his back out while picking flowers for his boyfriend

#kingdom come deliverance #kcd #henry of skalitz #real