it me

Yesn’t

[wizardarchetypes]

was at the corner store getting a few snacks and a 7 year old with a single packet of two poptarts struck up a conversation with me while I was choosing between Chex mix flavors. weighed in on the flavors. They continued to follow me through the store all the way to checkout and stood there talking to me at the register so the cashier thought they were my kid and I finally said “are you possibly hoping for someone to buy those poptarts” and they pulled out a WAD of cash and said “nope just talking to ya.”

absolutely enchanting child no notes

[wizardarchetypes]

energy of an 85 year old who got freaky friday’d tbh

[bombing]

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

[bythestardoggedmoon]

[todaysbird]

that’s a whole man.

[starsinfight]

you can't leave off the photo the sawmill worker took of the kiwi

[seasonofhorror]

HEREDITARY (2018) dir. Ari Aster

THE WITCH (2015) dir. Robert Eggers

[animusrox]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[lgbtqiatext]

[catgirl-kaiju]

[bellcarved]

[sirfrogsworth]

Josh Hawley is a putz. I want a new senator.

[thefrogman]

The Ethics and Public Policy Center (EPPC) is a right-wing advocacy group promoting "conservative Christian values." They released this study to exaggerate the risks of mifepristone. The study is not peer-reviewed and was rejected by medical journals for failing to meet publication standards.

They classified expected effects like vaginal bleeding and follow-up appointments as serious adverse events. They included mental health symptoms without evidence. They counted cases where the drug was taken without doctor supervision and often without the needed follow-up meds (misoprostol).

The study tracked symptoms for 45 days after taking mifepristone and included many unrelated health issues.

If I take a Flintstones vitamin and 30 days later my ass starts bleeding, I'm not necessarily going to blame Barney fucking Rubble.

Do you want to know what is causing adverse effects like sepsis, infection, hemorrhaging, and death?

Abortion bans.

Sepsis rates among pregnant women in Texas have risen 50%.

[gayavatarstyle]

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

[gayavatarstyle]

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

[gayavatarstyle]

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

[gayavatarstyle]

can we get this post to 420,000 notes

[lnich]

[datmoongamer]

I wasn’t expecting much. Maybe Vader’s baritone with hints of melody. I was *not* expecting it to be a masterpiece, what the fuck, this is a million times better than I was expecting and it’s unironically really good. Turn on that volume button.

[ampervadasz]

[thecatalogues]

Kitty!... long leg kitty!.. uh, creechur?... OUPPY

[slavetomyheadcanon]

I WAS NOT FUCKING PREPARED

[snoocola2]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

this post made my roommate and I go on a wiki-dive of tiddlywinks the other night and become exposed to perhaps the most enraging paragraph I've ever encountered

fuck off. no they don't

[injuries-in-dust]

Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hello sir would you like your bird sounds today in Siren, Machinery, or Ghost

[jennenen]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you so much, I can’t pick my favourite!

[pissvortex]

I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website

[elfbymoonlight]

actually so based

[monidoll]

Tip: you can microwave stale croissant for 15-20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love

[evil-tips]

Tip: you can refrigerate stale croissant for 3-6 hours and it will become mushy and cold and unpleasant. It won't cut well, so just put a big clump of cold, hard butter on it. Strife and hatred.

[maidthings]

Tip: you can do nothing to a stale croissant for any arbitrary length of time and it will remain as is. Do not cut it, or add butter. Stasis and stagnation.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

lately my kids have been playing Baby Knife, which consists of somebody acting as a baby with knife hands chasing people while going "baby knife baby knife" over and over. is this a thing or are they just insane

[only-cat-memes]

[caats]

[casperarts]

@creatures-in-posts

[creatures-in-posts]

This creature is a sopping wet beast

[hollowedskin]

Boy why are you so paws??