sugar & spice

caylin || 21

[whitepeopletwitter]

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

Up in the club like

My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please

[someonespetturtle]

under communism we all have to share one toothbrush with this man

[rampantevasion-deactivated20110]

[mwagneto]

WHO WANTS SOME FUCKING CHOCOLATE

[homosociallyyours]

The Food Network made me undergo the mortifying ordeal of knowing Guy Fieri and now I care about him

[foodnetwork-fandom]

diners, drive-ins, and the mortifying ordeal of knowing guy fieri

[powerburial]

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

[signedsincerelymegan-blog]

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

[powerburial]

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

[awwcutepets]

Painter

[catscenter]

[aphroditeslips]

mama pasta looks so kind

[automatic-caution-door]

[openstwitter]

[babyanimalgifs]

[rotaesshinies]

Is that Tom Holland?

[fijiooz]

me: i think im gonna stay in tonight and get some school work done and go to sleep at a reasonable time 

 friend: wyd lets go out tonight 

 also me: 

[killjoyfag]

the script: what am i supposed to do when the best part of me was always you and what am i supposed to say when i’m all choked up and you’re okay

me, age nine:

[thebestoftumbling]

[goodbyeeverybodyiamdeacitivatin]

This is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen in the entire world. What a wonderful experience wow honestly what a privilege to be graced with this sweet perfect thing at 4:14 in the morning

[goodbyeeverybodyiamdeacitivatin]

This is still so beautiful to me…I’m in tears again

[lady-feral]

Cronch cronch cronch

[undomestication]

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

[locotitochilewebeo]

[agustdsbaby]

when u got some opinions on things but ur deciding if its worth starting an argument over