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Image if Grace did the "OKAY MY HAND IS UP🙋🏼"

But to the room full of world leaders bombarding him with Astorphage breeding questions when he arrived at the Vat. Like he JUST got there and he's dizzy and sick and they were all shouting and muscle memory just kicked in, you gotta believe him, he wasn't even thinking.

They'd all be so shocked it would work though.

He'd have .001 second to panic, like did he really just do that, and then its either control or loose control of the room just like any middle school class.

He'd still have his hand up like "Okay. Who wants to go first."

And Eva would watch like three people actually, legitimately, raise their hands and wait to be called.

She'd be like I shoulda kidnapped this guy sooner lmao what

geeky-and-proud

i just think there would be a real debate on earth when the Beetles arrive of how much of the footage should be made public - like, it's a globally funded project that contains the answers to humanity and the entire earth's survival, ofc we should let everyone see it all.

but then Stratt is watching it back and there's just a solid three days of Grace scream singing Take Me Home Country Roads interspersed with crying. and she decides that maybe not everyone needs to see that.

obscuregreen

something i find interesting is that, canonically, the eridian language that rocky speaks is more “information dense,” as andy weir called it. essentially, they can convey more information using a shorter speaking time. that means in the movie, rocky was giving a SHIT ton of information about adrian. so those headcanons about him spewing out sentences proclaiming his love for adrian during that time were probably pretty accurate lmao.

cctypical

i mean in the same way we assume movierock was naked by choice the whole time we can also assume movierock is a perverted freak who was more than happy to display a kink in front of his alien bestie.

bookrock - how dare you eat in front of me! disgust! you want to watch ME eat? you p-p-perv!!! but fine… for science…

movierock - you look displeasured. lemme show you how a REAL gamer does it. EROTIC EATING NOISES

morallygrayautisticscientist

Rocky and Grace had a lot of arguments at some point because Eridian scientists asked to dissect Grace once he dies to see if any parts of his body could advance medicine or teach them about biology and Grace is all for it but Rocky’s like “NO??? NO ONE ALLOWED DEFACE GRACE BODY AFTER DIE??? WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME???”

cliff-marleaus-left-toe

One of my favorite cliff headcanons is that he is supportive of Ilya and Shane, but he doesn't really get it not bc of the whole 'Shane is boring Ilya is not' propaganda everyone on the internet is saying he thinks Shane makes sense for Ilya he just doesn't understand how gay relationships work, like he understands conceptually that people are gay and Shane and ilya are in a gay relationship he understands they are in love, and they fuck, and he isn't homophobic, but he has never seen a gay couple and especially a gay couple where both parties are Masc and all his experiences with romance are based on relationships with traditional gender roles so he thinks that's how gay relationships work also so when the summer after their wedding he calls ilya up like 'bro I missed you we gotta catch up and shit' and ilya is like 'I can't leave my beautiful husband to come see your ugly mog you understand' but Shane feels bad that Ilya had to leave Marley when he moved bc he is a good friend he was at their wedding and shit and Shane lowkey wants to prove he deserves ilya to marly bc ilya doesn't have any family left that isn't his asshole brother so sveta and marly are the closest thing he has to family, and he wants them to like him and its stupid bc it's not like if Marley doesn't like him anything will change they are already married, but he just needs this one thing to work out so bad so he is like 'why don't you invite him to the cottage I am sure he'd love to spend time there and I want to get to know him better he is one of your best friends.'

So Ilya invites Marley to the cottage and Shane brings his A game he is usually a good husband naturally, but he is trying to impress Marley so he brings flowers to ilya when he gets back from grocery shopping or cooks his favorite meals or is just being generally physicality affectionate in front of cliff like kissing his forehead and holding his hand while watching a movie that type of stuff bc he knows ilya likes being shown off, and he tries to do all the little house errands that need to be done himself so ilya can spend his time with cliff catching up and eventually when Shane is out of the house for like a commercial cliff finally is like 'dude why is Hollander doing all that I thought he was the girl are you the girl?.' And ilya is like 'first we are both men so what the fuck second if you say that about my husband again I will hit you hard.' And cliff is like trying to explain himself by saying he thought all relationships had one person who was the one getting spoiled and one person who spoils them and the one getting spoiled is always the girl based on his relationship with woman and ilya is like wow he is in a prison of his own making, and he tells Shane and Shane feels so bad bc it kinda reminds him of how he thought about relationships before he realized he liked man, and he doesn't think cliff likes men, but he still wants to talk to him about it, and they end up sitting down and talking about how if he wants quote unquote princess treatment he can just ask for what he wants and needs relationships are about compromise and just bc they are men doesn't mean they don't deserve nice things also and of course cliff understands him to an extent, but he is a little stupid, so his takeaway isn't 'I should ask for what I want fuck gender roles' its 'dating a dude is like having a best friend who fucks you and still treats you like a princess, and he is like maybe I should date a dude.' But Shane isn't there for the second part of this revelation ilya is so he is like 'yes you should.' And then cliff wishes them a good rest of their vacation and leaves and then when they meet up during the season 4 months or so later cliff sees Shane on the ice, and he is like an exited puppy so he goes up to him and tells him he's got a boyfriend, and thanks him for the advice and tells him how awesome it's been and Shane is stunned for the rest of the game but after the game ilya is like supper smug bc he knew this was going to happen and is like 'cliff invited us to meet his boyfriend.' And Shane is like 'fuck it I guess this is my life now at least cliff likes me.'

electric-warriorr

This idea is so funny to me omg OP

Shane (indirectly) telling Cliff "hey your girlfriends should treat you better, you also deserve nice things in relationships" - Cliff of course misinterprets this and returns 6 months later like "hey so I got a boyfriend and he treats me like a princess, thanks for the advice Hollander!" and Shane is baffled and bewildered but ultimately supportive

the-witch-of-the-wandering-ways

College AU Russian studies major Shane Hollander forgets to tell the fuckbuddy he met through his speaking tutor Svetlana Vetrova that he is fluent in Russian and that he understands phrases like "you're so fucking perfect" and "you have ruined me" and "you look like a sexy librarian you perfect slut"

andromedasent

Hi sorry just had a thought. The clock Rocky brought Grace wasn't ticking at all when he first brought it to him. Couple theories

1) it's actually annoying for clocks to be on all the time for Eridians, in the same way it is for most people hearing a clock ticking before getting used to it. The last thing you need on an empty ship with your dead friends is to go insane from a clock ticking

2) at some point Rocky became so sad and lonely that he turned it off. Like a "what's the point of knowing what time it is anymore, I know what day it is internally and that's good enough" thing. Or maybe he only turned it on once and awhile after he slept (since the lengths are unpredictable) just to check what day it was before turning it back off. Why count the hours if it's the end of the (petrova) line

3) Rocky made it at some point after everyone died because nobody was around to tell him how long he slept

sobadbad

THE LAST OF US 2.04

softnwonderful

I don't EVER wanna hear you say they don't know how to act again.

barlowstreet

One of the things that is going to FUCKING WRECK ME about the show is that because they've softened Joel a bit, he's been a lot nicer to Ellie. Like even the scene where he tells her not to talk about Tess, like he's being a dick, but the energy is a bit different?

Like he's visibly grieving a lot more compared to game!Joel who really bottles it up, and I do think Ellie can see that. She read the letter. She stays when he tells her to stay for the first time, because she can see he's grieving. He's being an asshole, but he's not being mean to her, exactly.

When they get to Jackson and he's cruel to her and he hurts her on purpose I am going to simply break.

barlowstreet

I was also right here.

elliewilliamsdaily-game

how did you get a whole generation of lesbians to collectively collectively lose their minds over a fictional character

skoulsons

sometimes when my dad cannot think of a sarcastic comment or nickname fast enough when we pass by each other (typically at church), he’ll usually just say “hey, you,” as we pass by each other

and I was kind of thinking about this for joel and ellie :’)

like joels working on someone’s porch or roof or something construction related. Ellie’s bored and decides to pay Joel a visit to his little makeshift site. He’s disgustingly sweaty and has a dirty rag slung over his shoulder and one he’s wiping his hands on and he’s got that look on his face that’s a mix of his knee pain and too much sun in his eyes. Ellie gets in his line of sight and there’s a “hey, you” and an incredibly warm and gentle smile on his face as he says it

Or early mornings after Ellie went to him after having trouble falling asleep. “Hey, you” whispered close to her hair as she stirs in his embrace, burying her face back into his chest or the crook of his neck with a groan when too much sun hits her eyes. Joel’s light chuckles at her protest as he lights rubs his arm up and down her back

Joel coming back from patrol when Ellie’s at the stables. A “hey, you” when he rides back in to town and she goes to greet him with a smile and a small skip in her step that he came home safe

“Hey, you” when Ellie’s playing guitar on their porch and Joel opens the sliding door with a mug of hot chocolate for her

Joel picking Ellie up to carry her to bed and she wakes in his hold with a groan before her eyes open, wiggling against his chest.

Hey, you. Time for bed.

‘M not tired

Uh huh. We’ll see about that

barlowstreet

Okay so I dunno if y'all have played/watched the game but there's a moment where they almost drown and Ellie is waiting for Joel to wake up because he gets knocked out protecting her and when he wakes up she does this little, "Hey, you," when he's coming around and touches his arm