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writing & art

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[whipcreamtea]

madohomu on a parfait date ~ for @/nyanisms on twitter

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[seapotty]

Mulder at the video store

[kinuko]

[iftadwascool]

[enki2]

[hylianengineer]

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

[copperbadge]

If the system ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess! Accounting may not be the oldest profession, but someone had to keep the books for them.

I mean, in theory I know that Excel is based on the structure of earlier accounting technology that's been around for hundreds of years -- what do we think we did to track commerce before computers? -- but it still kind of blows my mind to, for example, look at my ancestor's journal from a whaling voyage in 1770 and see spreadsheets in the back.

[charaznablespeteevee]

[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

[peachpitgirl]

[evilvillain123456789]

got a common cellar spider addicted to facebook shorts

[cupidscakes]

Idk why people think we all want to see rich people parading around in butt-ugly, gauche, eye-assaulting, tacky, back of the rack, ill-fitting, ill-conceived, vulgar, trashy Party City-esque costumes and sloppy makeup. Even worse is seeing people gag and cheer and applaud and ooo and ahhh when the rest of us have to pay $5 per gallon of gas in a country where our fascist dictator is heading a war, just fired the entire science board, and is kidnapping people off our streets to be put in concentration camps.

NO, I don’t want to see these people being absolutely happy to pay 75k to look a mess at a party sponsored by Big Ugly Bald Head of Greedy Conglomerate and his melting plastic Barbie wife. I’d like to see every single one of them sashay straight away to the fucking guillotine, actually. Fuck these people. They’re not your friends and they sure as fuck shouldn’t be your idols.

[queermasculine]

i guess i'll go fuck myself (skips away merrily)

[maybe-someday-eventually]

[roycohn]

we need to have a conversation about how the "everyone is 12" theory of politics now doesn't only apply to conservative men who want to kick the bad guys' asses and then go home and eat a steak their bangmommy made just for them (NO VEGGIES!!!) but also to adult women who are literally afraid of other people having sex and being sexy. it's like there's been this massive regression among women in their 20s where we've gotten rid of feminism and replaced it with a new form of purity politics that requires never saying anything bad about another women unless you find a new and creative way to call her a whore. the misuse of "she caters to the male gaze" as a new form of enlightened slut shaming, labeling any woman who wears a short skirt or has sex with a man as "not a girls' girl" and "a pick me," the intense overreaction to celebrity affairs or even just shit like the summer house mess where a woman is now dating another woman's ex even though there was no overlap and the "relationship" was just kind of a situationship that fizzled but now these little girls are online demanding both people involved in the new relationship lose their jobs and not get any brand deals, the panic over mildly sexual content in literally any capacity like ads or an instagram post in a crop top, the compulsion to link everything back to the epstein files, the monthly meltdown over sex scenes on tv and in movies. everyone is 12 and AFRAID of sabrina carpenter.

[roycohn]

a helpful guide

[cupidscakes]

This ignores a lot of real issues with Sabrina Carpenter and how she expresses her sexuality through hetero-pessimism, fetishizing black men, and also catering to pedophilic fantasies (“I’m full grown but look just like a niña / come put something big in my casita” — a real quote from Sabrina Carpenter). Like, idk man, is it really because they hate that women are “sexually empowered” (is letting men treat you like shit emotionally because you want to have sex with them empowered?) or is it because you’re not looking past surface level readings of the issues that some people have with these things? I think it might be the latter.

[charl0ttan]

[yotzuyu]

[arachnerd-8-legs]

prev: #u forgot the best part#the artist figured out the gig and was like#i draw for u for the rest of my life#these chinese netizens are having shojou level romances

[tevyaa]

[sinnnnndiesel]

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim