CupzX

mamma mia! el coche de goof es pulling up en mi entrada de coches

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[barkrooms]

can someone help me find the picture of a bunch of webkinz(?) like gathered in a living room and some of them are playing a ds and some of them are sitting around a tv playing the wii and some of them are playing webkinz on a laptop and i think some of them were drawing too?? it looks like it was taken with flash on iirc and it was circulating on here a while ago

[fudhchshfhvhffuckoff]

[littlestpersimmon]

The Sea Foam Dragon

[solarifle]

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

[disgustinggf]

[crimewave420]

have you gotten pussy for being tumblr famous?

[loiswasadevil]

Its a meme to some but it's genuinely fucking endearing and I've never even heard the original, i wasn't sure if this was an original-- but I just keep listening to it over and over. I love it. Thank you.

[kooldewd123]

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

[kooldewd123]

i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.

[only-cat-memes]

[charl0ttan]

[superchat]

[chocolatedonutsareyummy]

lamren backwards? Okay!! 😊 N…Nerm… 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰 NERMAL???????????

That's RIGHT... IT WAS ME! NERMAL... ALL ALONG... 👹

[cupzx]

FUCKKK MAN FUCKKKKK

ANYTHING BUT NERMAL..

[chocolatedonutsareyummy]

lamren backwards? Okay!! 😊 N…Nerm… 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰 NERMAL???????????

That's RIGHT... IT WAS ME! NERMAL... ALL ALONG... 👹

[cupzx]

ai slop IS SO ANNOYING and why is it EVERYWHERE 😡😡😡

[cupzx]

saw someone i followed being a super crazy jax liker 😔 sorry girl you had to go..

[thisismindof]

Scooby-Doo aaah emote

[goth-queen]