todd damn it @curdoroyed - Tumblr Blog

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

inbabylontheywept

artists depiction of event

shadow-von-vamp

iwashandpicked

"wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy"

i'd wish it on 11 people i met TODAY

nejires-hado

mrsterlingeverything

how do u play chess

Move the peaces luv

straycatj

かなりむりやり

Almost forcibly

straycatj

またもむりやり

forcibly again

straycatj

とにかくむりやり

Anyway, forcibly

depsidase

cheaphalloweencostume

i literally thought me & this guy were on the same side until the last sentences i was nodding along fondly 😭

cheaphalloweencostume

i-am-a-lesbigwen

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

nyxwoven

i can't post pictures in replies so here u go

i-am-a-lesbigwen

thats the one! thank you!

ziggy-scardust

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

skittlespizza

bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

parkchanwoohoo

depsidase

dunkstein

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

dunkstein

You specifically understand

ozth

pangur-and-grim

disco elysium does a good job of filtering out the 'alpine witch' cozy crowd by showing us, before anything else, a mostly nude bloated alcoholic man groaning to himself on the floor. and also you have to be him, and also if you do a bad job of grabbing your necktie off the ceiling fan then your heart gives out and you get a game over. like it's such a beautiful and intelligent game, but I wonder if part of the universal praise it gets is from that highly vocal section of the populace getting yucked out at the start. or maybe I'm just stupid and overthinking things

pangur-and-grim

this is why Dream Daddy got cancelled for having a canned halloween plotline, while in Disco Elysium you get to walk around in a jacket with piss f*ggot sprayed on the back and everyone loves it (rightfully, it's a really good jacket)

pangur-and-grim

anxeious

jungwildeandfree

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."