so i may be back with the relics brainrot...
Jian Zhu my beloved

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Discoholic 🪩

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noise dept.
Not today Justin

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#extradirty
RMH
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roma★
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i don't do bad sauce passes
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@cursebreakingmess
so i may be back with the relics brainrot...
Jian Zhu my beloved
Friendship through the years My Mc and @heleneplays
thinking abt the babies 👉🏻👈🏻
RELICS OF THE LOST AGE as a Netflix Original Series
It all started from a routine dig in Palestine.
Now? I’m just sitting here, bullshitting my way from an ongoing interrogation. Interrogation by whom, you ask? By these fuckin’ absolute bastards– the Nazi’s, led by their head creep-o’s in charge of Operation Lingyvi, Albrecht Schneider and Dietrich Paulus.
Girl, HELP.
- Helene Spillane | April 14, 1937
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SCREAMMMMM THIS TOOK ME SO LONG BESTIES but UGH look at it! look at it!!! mentally i’m just vibing :) also am combining in-game, but also elements of Modern College Roommates AU esp of the Helene + María + Rémy + Cleo friendgroup for that one (1) log in screen. I just think they’re neat <3
ANYWAYS MRRP, dedicated to @jamesshawgames as usual!!! mostly bc I think WE deserve some v sexy Netflix edits :3c
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QUICK LINKS -> [Relics Book 3 | Author’s Update | Forum] [Relics Book 1 | CoG/HG Direct | Google Play | Steam] [Fan-run Discord Server (Spillane Clown Brigade) | Permalink] [My Ko-Fi | Link] [ Netflix Template by @sehyune ]
Oh my, look at this! Could be the next Squid Game!
Rose and his sunshine🌹☀️
Hiya! It's still Artenique, but in orange flavor their next life. It's coffee shop owner, Bianca, and florist man, Rue!
YO THIS IS MY FRIEND RIGHT HERE SHES AMAZING CHECK HER OUT
love the government-assigned little meow meow to María, Hewene Spiwane <3
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MULTIVERSE CHILDREN 🥳🎂🎊🎁
Special thanks to myself for commission these pictures for them and my own satisfaction. Thank you for always lifting my mood up whenever I think about them 🥰
COMMISSION by INTRIDOX. Do not use these pictures because I don’t let anyone else other than me!
This or That for the Zodiac Signs
Rules: click the link to find your zodiac sign
Aquarius: Neon Colors or Rainbow. Magnet stones or Boji stones. Orchid or Golden-rain. Star fruit or Coconut. Long board or Skateboard. Yoga or Tai Chi. Peacock or Owl. Aliens or Phantoms. Star Magic or Astral projection abilities. Frankincense or Myrrh. Drums or Didjeridu. Time travel or Gravity manipulation. Protest or Volunteer. Sauvignon Blanc or Absinthe. Aries or Sagittarius.
Ok now this was interesting cuz I had to Google more than half of these things.
Further tagging @rhaedarofworlds @fiveisnumber1 @lxncelot @paperwalk and @musicallisto and whomever else wants to try this!
thank you for the tag, @writingsomewrongs!!💕
for ones that I really couldn’t decide on, I chose both oops🤭
Gemini: Yellow or Light Blue. Tourmaline or Agate. Lavender or Lily-of-the-valley. Parsley or Fennel. Licorice or Lemon. Chess or Puzzle games. Black or White tea. Twitter or Snapchat. Butterflies or Small Birds. Riesling or Jagermeister. Flute or Clarinet. Magic words or Enchanted books. Walnuts or Hazelnuts. Blogging or Private Journaling. Having a pen pal or Joining a club. Trickster-like powers/short-term illusions or Ability to manipulate electricity/technology. Aries or Leo.
I’m sorry I just could not choose between Aries and Leo because two of my favorite people on this whole planet are an Aries and a Leo, I just simply could not do it😩
tagging my girls, if they want to do it!☺️ @kc-needs-coffee @nevilles-top @lifeofkaze
Uuuh, thanks for tagging wifey @weasleysandwheezes
Capricorn: Grey or Brown. Jet or Garnet. Poppy or Pansy. Sage or Wintergreen. Cello or Viola. Antique collecting or Genealogy. Pottery or Jewelry Making. Bears or Bats. The smell of Cedar or Pine. Woodworking or Metalworking. Hellebore or Hollyhock. Enhanced senses or Magical Runes. Kissing in the rain or Cuddling by a fireplace. Michael Kors or Kate Spade. Shape-shifting or Biological Manipulation. People Watching or Exploring an abandoned building. Scorpio or Pisces.
Tagging @the-al-chemist @whatwouldvalerydo @me-charlie-you-angels @mizutoyama
Thanks for tagging, Bestie 💛
Aquarius: Neon Colors or Rainbow. Magnet stones or Boji stones. Orchid or Golden-rain. Star fruit or Coconut. Long board or Skateboard. Yoga or Tai Chi. Peacock or and Owl. Aliens or Phantoms. Star Magic or Astral projection abilities. Frankincense or Myrrh. Drums or Didjeridu. Time travel or Gravity manipulation. Protest or Volunteer. Sauvignon Blanc or Absinthe. Aries or Sagittarius.
Did I know what half these things were? No, I did not.
Tagging: @night-rhea @official-weasley @that-scouse-wizard (with no pressure to play!)
Thank you for the tag @the-al-chemist ❤️
Sagittarius: Teal or Purple. Topaz or Turquoise. Dandelion or Daffodil. Ginseng or Cilantro. Horse or Stag/Buck. Plane ride or Road trip. Learn Hindi or Learn Japanese. Ginger or Wasabi. Climbing or Snowboarding. Teleportation or Super Speed. Carnival or Circus. Sake or Tequila. Duffel Bags or Suitcases. Time Manipulation or Basic Precognition. Tambourine or Triangle. Backpacking or Whitewater rafting. Aquarius or Libra.
Tagging (no pressure): @am-i-space @madelineorionswan @hphm4ever
Thank you for the tag @official-weasley 💙
Pisces: Aquamarine or Amethyst. Sea Green or Ocean Blue. Tulips or Carnations. Turmeric or Willow Herb. Surfing or Water Skiing. Ocean or River. Poetry or Painting. Dolphins or Whales. Pineapple or Watermelon. Telekinesis or Reality Warping/Illusion powers. Zinfandel or Spiked punches/lemonades. Starfish or Seashells. Healing Crystals or Dreamcatchers. Psychic powers or Water bending/manipulation. Coneflower or Iris. Lighthouse or Watermill. Baby’s breath or Waterlily. Taurus or Capricorn.
Tagging (no pressure to play): @stupendousbookworm @benscursedkid
thank you for the tag! I was confused over was this was for me or rebekah so i went with myself!
Leo: Gold or Orange. Cat’s Eye or Ruby. Sunflower or Marigold. Aniseed or Elderflower. Oranges or Peaches. Dance or Theater. Cosplay or Creating Fan Fiction. Sunbathing or Hot Stone Massage. Light Magic or Magical Statues/Monuments. Saxophone or Trumpet. Chardonnay or Gin. Super Strength or a Power like Occlumency. Lions or Tigers. Being a Queen/King or Having Immortality. Being the hero or Being the headliner. Tickle or Pillowfight. Libra or Gemini.
tagging: @blubxtch <3
Thanks for the tag @benscursedkid!! I didn’t forget about this I was just procrastinating for months-
Taurus: Green or Pink. Malachite or Emerald. Roses or Violets. Thyme or Basil. Vanilla or Chocolate. Candles or Bath bombs. Painting or Jewelry making. Seduction powers or Enchanted jewerly, treasure, or gemstones. Foxglove or Larkspur. Chocker or Medallion necklaces. Apples or Grapes. Singing or Humming. Elephants or Turtles. Gardening or Shopping. Having a homebody day or Taking a walk in nature. Pinot Noir or Bourbon. Precognition or Manipulating life force. Violin or Lute. Cancer or Pisces.
Tagging @themaskedmagpie @carewyncromwell @h-doodles and @kyriliryk (sorry if anyone’s been tagged before I haven’t been very up to date)
*Bonk* @blubxtch thanks for the tag!! I simply closed my eyes until I wanted to answer aha
anyways
Capricorn: Grey or Brown. Jet or Garnet. Poppy or Pansy. Sage or Wintergreen. Cello or Viola. Antique collecting or Genealogy. Pottery or Jewelry Making. Bears or Bats. The smell of Cedar or Pine. Woodworking or Metalworking. Hellebore or Hollyhock. Enhanced senses or Magical Runes. Kissing in the rain or Cuddling by a fireplace. Michael Kors or Kate Spade. Shape-shifting or Biological Manipulation. People Watching or Exploring an abandoned building. Scorpio or Pisces.
Tagging: @slytherincursebreaker @chrisception13 @cursebreakingmess if u guys are free and wanting to do ><
Virgo: Navy Blue or Olive Green. Peridot or Sardonyx. Peony or Sweet Pea. Hops or Rosemary. Chess or Checkers. Carrot Cake or Fig Bar/Cakes/Cookies. Knitting or Crocheting. Grammar Checking/Quality Assurance or Critiquing a piece of work. Golf or Tennis. Buttercups or Morning Glory. Herbs magic or Earth and plant bending. Mice or Bees. Cabernet Frank or Micro-brews. Enchanted Garden or Magic that can perfect skills. Bunnies or Deer. Cancer or Scorpio.
Leee 💛💛💛 tagging anyone who’s interested plus @kittyshibuya (lol I know this is out of nowhere but hi c:)
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars (I could use a wish right now)
Summary: Brain said Patricia/Helene (Adler) & María/Helene (Spillane) angst so I wrote a little thing about them during the missing time.
Fandom: Relics of the Lost Age & HPHM (rewrite!) fusion aka I'm stealing characters (Patricia Rakepick & Helenr Adler my beloved) and adding them to this to spice up life <3
Characters: Helene Spillane, Patricia Rakepick Sánchez, María García Pérez, Helene Margarethe Adler
Pairing: Helene Spillane/Patricia Sánchez, Helene Spillane/María García Pérez (Mentioned), María García Pérez&Helene Adler, Patricia Sánchez/Helene Adler (Mentioned)
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Helene Spillane, circa post-Oxford & post-break up
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Is Helene Spillane an extra™ bitch who painted a whole portrait of María García Pérez to be dramatiqué? Yes, she is!
Anyways just thinking about both of them having had short hair while in college and OOP my hand slipped while in the middle of angsting on my day :)
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QUICK LINKS -> [Relics Book 2 | OG Forum | Forum Update | Author's Blog] [Relics Book 1 | CoG/HG Direct | Google Playstore | Steam] [My Ko-Fi | Link]
@haniiebeedraws @mira-shard
milf!helene is waiting for you both in her office and she's 😒😒😒
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I love how there’s literally no one left to follow me anymore at this rate but I don’t really mind at all anymore. I’m onward to my new universe and I’ll occasionally post about new universe from now on.
EHW is EHW and it’s nothing as that old era anymore. I’m rebooting anything I want. Thankies
Last but not least, thank you Kyril for being my comfort character since 2018 when I wasn’t be able to draw yet. Thank you bby
trying out a new color style + brushes got me into finishing one (1) cleopatra stone being soft for one (1) sleepy spillane 🙊✨
I still have to play through a game on the first book on her route oops bc María stan stide keeps on showing up 😩💥 Nonetheless all my love to the Cleo romancers out there, we LOVE a tall, badass, and gorgeous woman 💖
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Part of the Intimacy Series || Esme • María • Cleo
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Anyways Cleopatra Stone is one of @jamesshawgames ' lovely, badass (and potential Romance Option) characters on his Interactive Fiction series, Relics of the Lost Age! (BOOK 1 Available on CoG ; Steam & Google Playstore)
wip snip bc im lesbian™ and i had a dream awhile ago abt an actor au and that relics was getting filmed indiana jones style like??? hello new unfinished unloved unknown au void my friend
and ofc like a clown i wip a snip of gay activities on set <3 so yeah ill just finish the line and calling it a day
Helene Spillane's Breakup Playlist Cover
bc paying homage to the og promo cover of the music that sparked this whole thing is what we do here, babey! stream SOUR PROM by Olivia Rodrigo pls its absolutely bonkers
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Anyways off to sleep now, gn!!!
it's 3:33 am
Helene Spillane | 30 minute doodle
with that rainbow glow bc its what she deserves even if she feels subdued
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[ anyways here’s my ko-fi if u wanna support a girl who’s goin thru it aha | link ]
A better salamander work
Doodle
You still remember me 🥺😭 thank you!
Of course I remember you! 💛💛💛 maybe I’ll surprise with a lil sth 👀👀
Don't you dare doing that!!! ☺️ Because I'll do the same, so
Asdfghjkl but I really want to do iiiiiitttt 💛💛