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RELICS OF THE LOST AGE as a Netflix Original Series
It all started from a routine dig in Palestine.
Now? I’m just sitting here, bullshitting my way from an ongoing interrogation. Interrogation by whom, you ask? By these fuckin’ absolute bastards– the Nazi’s, led by their head creep-o’s in charge of Operation Lingyvi, Albrecht Schneider and Dietrich Paulus.
Girl, HELP.
- Helene Spillane | April 14, 1937
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SCREAMMMMM THIS TOOK ME SO LONG BESTIES but UGH look at it! look at it!!! mentally i’m just vibing :) also am combining in-game, but also elements of Modern College Roommates AU esp of the Helene + María + Rémy + Cleo friendgroup for that one (1) log in screen. I just think they’re neat <3
ANYWAYS MRRP, dedicated to @jamesshawgames as usual!!! mostly bc I think WE deserve some v sexy Netflix edits :3c
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Special thanks to myself for commission these pictures for them and my own satisfaction. Thank you for always lifting my mood up whenever I think about them 🥰
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Aquarius: Neon Colors or Rainbow. Magnet stones or Boji stones. Orchid or Golden-rain. Star fruit or Coconut. Long board or Skateboard. Yoga or Tai Chi. Peacock or Owl. Aliens or Phantoms. Star Magic or Astral projection abilities. Frankincense or Myrrh. Drums or Didjeridu. Time travel or Gravity manipulation. Protest or Volunteer. Sauvignon Blanc or Absinthe. Aries or Sagittarius.
Ok now this was interesting cuz I had to Google more than half of these things.
Further tagging @rhaedarofworlds @fiveisnumber1 @lxncelot @paperwalk and @musicallisto and whomever else wants to try this!
for ones that I really couldn’t decide on, I chose both oops🤭
Gemini: Yellow or Light Blue. Tourmaline or Agate. Lavender or Lily-of-the-valley. Parsley or Fennel. Licorice or Lemon. Chess or Puzzle games. Black or White tea. Twitter or Snapchat. Butterflies or Small Birds. Riesling or Jagermeister. Flute or Clarinet. Magic words or Enchanted books. Walnuts or Hazelnuts. Blogging or Private Journaling. Having a pen pal or Joining a club. Trickster-like powers/short-term illusions or Ability to manipulate electricity/technology. Aries or Leo.
I’m sorry I just could not choose between Aries and Leo because two of my favorite people on this whole planet are an Aries and a Leo, I just simply could not do it😩
tagging my girls, if they want to do it!☺️ @kc-needs-coffee @nevilles-top @lifeofkaze
Uuuh, thanks for tagging wifey @weasleysandwheezes
Capricorn: Grey or Brown. Jet or Garnet. Poppy or Pansy. Sage or Wintergreen. Cello or Viola. Antique collecting or Genealogy. Pottery or Jewelry Making. Bears or Bats. The smell of Cedar or Pine. Woodworking or Metalworking. Hellebore or Hollyhock. Enhanced senses or Magical Runes. Kissing in the rain or Cuddling by a fireplace. Michael Kors or Kate Spade. Shape-shifting or Biological Manipulation. People Watching or Exploring an abandoned building. Scorpio or Pisces.
Aquarius: Neon Colors or Rainbow. Magnet stones or Boji stones. Orchid or Golden-rain. Star fruit or Coconut. Long board or Skateboard. Yoga or Tai Chi. Peacock or and Owl. Aliens or Phantoms. Star Magic or Astral projection abilities. Frankincense or Myrrh. Drums or Didjeridu. Time travel or Gravity manipulation. Protest or Volunteer. Sauvignon Blanc or Absinthe. Aries or Sagittarius.
Did I know what half these things were? No, I did not.
Tagging: @night-rhea @official-weasley @that-scouse-wizard (with no pressure to play!)
Sagittarius: Teal or Purple. Topaz or Turquoise. Dandelion or Daffodil. Ginseng or Cilantro. Horse or Stag/Buck. Plane ride or Road trip. Learn Hindi or Learn Japanese. Ginger or Wasabi. Climbing or Snowboarding. Teleportation or Super Speed. Carnival or Circus. Sake or Tequila. Duffel Bags or Suitcases. Time Manipulation or Basic Precognition. Tambourine or Triangle. Backpacking or Whitewater rafting. Aquarius or Libra.
Tagging (no pressure): @am-i-space @madelineorionswan @hphm4ever
Pisces: Aquamarine or Amethyst. Sea Green or Ocean Blue. Tulips or Carnations. Turmeric or Willow Herb. Surfing or Water Skiing. Ocean or River. Poetry or Painting. Dolphins or Whales. Pineapple or Watermelon. Telekinesis or Reality Warping/Illusion powers. Zinfandel or Spiked punches/lemonades. Starfish or Seashells. Healing Crystals or Dreamcatchers. Psychic powers or Water bending/manipulation. Coneflower or Iris. Lighthouse or Watermill. Baby’s breath or Waterlily. Taurus or Capricorn.
Tagging (no pressure to play): @stupendousbookworm @benscursedkid
thank you for the tag! I was confused over was this was for me or rebekah so i went with myself!
Leo: Gold or Orange. Cat’s Eye or Ruby. Sunflower or Marigold. Aniseed or Elderflower. Oranges or Peaches. Dance or Theater. Cosplay or Creating Fan Fiction. Sunbathing or Hot Stone Massage. Light Magic or Magical Statues/Monuments. Saxophone or Trumpet. Chardonnay or Gin. Super Strength or a Power like Occlumency. Lions or Tigers. Being a Queen/King or Having Immortality. Being the hero or Being the headliner. Tickle or Pillowfight. Libra or Gemini.
Thanks for the tag @benscursedkid!! I didn’t forget about this I was just procrastinating for months-
Taurus: Green or Pink. Malachite or Emerald. Roses or Violets. Thyme or Basil. Vanilla or Chocolate. Candles or Bath bombs. Painting or Jewelry making. Seduction powers or Enchanted jewerly, treasure, or gemstones. Foxglove or Larkspur. Chocker or Medallion necklaces. Apples or Grapes. Singing or Humming. Elephants or Turtles. Gardening or Shopping. Having a homebody day or Taking a walk in nature. Pinot Noir or Bourbon. Precognition or Manipulating life force. Violin or Lute. Cancer or Pisces.
Tagging @themaskedmagpie @carewyncromwell @h-doodles and @kyriliryk (sorry if anyone’s been tagged before I haven’t been very up to date)
*Bonk* @blubxtch thanks for the tag!! I simply closed my eyes until I wanted to answer aha
anyways
Capricorn: Grey or Brown. Jet or Garnet. Poppy or Pansy. Sage or Wintergreen. Cello or Viola. Antique collecting or Genealogy. Pottery or Jewelry Making. Bears or Bats. The smell of Cedar or Pine. Woodworking or Metalworking. Hellebore or Hollyhock. Enhanced senses or Magical Runes. Kissing in the rain or Cuddling by a fireplace. Michael Kors or Kate Spade. Shape-shifting or Biological Manipulation. People Watching or Exploring an abandoned building. Scorpio or Pisces.
Tagging: @slytherincursebreaker @chrisception13 @cursebreakingmess if u guys are free and wanting to do ><
Virgo: Navy Blue or Olive Green. Peridot or Sardonyx. Peony or Sweet Pea. Hops or Rosemary. Chess or Checkers. Carrot Cake or Fig Bar/Cakes/Cookies. Knitting or Crocheting. Grammar Checking/Quality Assurance or Critiquing a piece of work. Golf or Tennis. Buttercups or Morning Glory. Herbs magic or Earth and plant bending. Mice or Bees. Cabernet Frank or Micro-brews. Enchanted Garden or Magic that can perfect skills. Bunnies or Deer. Cancer or Scorpio.
Leee 💛💛💛 tagging anyone who’s interested plus @kittyshibuya (lol I know this is out of nowhere but hi c:)
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars (I could use a wish right now)
Summary: Brain said Patricia/Helene (Adler) & María/Helene (Spillane) angst so I wrote a little thing about them during the missing time.
Fandom: Relics of the Lost Age & HPHM (rewrite!) fusion aka I'm stealing characters (Patricia Rakepick & Helenr Adler my beloved) and adding them to this to spice up life <3
Characters: Helene Spillane, Patricia Rakepick Sánchez, María García Pérez, Helene Margarethe Adler
Pairing: Helene Spillane/Patricia Sánchez, Helene Spillane/María García Pérez (Mentioned), María García Pérez&Helene Adler, Patricia Sánchez/Helene Adler (Mentioned)
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"I still want her."
The whispered confession broke the silence between them.
"Of course, Spillane. I know."
"Sánchez..."
"No, listen."
Patricia moves to face Helene in the eyes.
"You've got a big heart, Spillane. But you've already given it to her. And that's fine, because... I also have-- had someone else."
"Oh."
"This arrangement we have... it's fine. It's just two women seeking comfort with each other. God knows there's little trust to find ourselves good trysts these days."
Silence reigns for a few moments before Helene inevitably wisecracks.
"Which part am I good with, then?"
The brunette waggles her eyebrows, and the redhead supresses an eyeroll. Instead she just moves again to be on top, pinning Helene down.
"Why don't you be a good girl and remind me, then?"
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Much, much later, Helene and Patricia lie back, satisfied.
"So..."
"So?"
"Don't make this weirder than it has to, Patty-dearest."
The redhead sighs, and runs a hand through her hair.
"You're lucky you're cute."
"I know. My looks are my second best asset."
"What's the first?"
"My boobs or ass, take a pick."
"Fine, you spoilsport. Sharp mind, alright? You can pick with it later. Now spill!"
Patricia laughs, not expecting that answer.
"Very crass, Spillane."
"Ugh, fine. Her name's Helene--"
Helene immediately interrupts.
"I have so many things I want to say about that right now--"
Patricia takes a hand and lazily slaps it on to the brunette's lips.
"Let me finish, damn."
Helene's eyes crinkle in delight, nodding once to let the redhead know she'll be quiet now.
"Alright, as I was saying. Her name's Helene. Helene Adler."
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"Adler."
"García."
Hazel and Cerulean orbs clash. Both women tense, before forcibly calming themselves.
"We are not speaking of this to anyone, is that clear?"
"Crystal. That said, would you like breakfast, or would you rather leave now?"
María stares at Helene, calculating.
"What's your angle, Adler? Why be so... nice to me?"
"None as much as basic courtesy drilled by a... former partner."
The redhead knits her eyebrows for a moment, before her face smoothes over.
"Then I suppose there's no harm with breakfast before I go."
Helene moves out of bed and pads to the closet to take a robe from its hook.
"Very well. You can wash up on the baths to the left of this room."
The blonde leaves without a second glance, most likely to the kitchen. María sighs as she leans into the pillows, groaning quietly as the alcohol-induced, emotion-filled night turned into an overnight cuddle session between her and the scientist fills her mind.
[Flashback]
"Long night, García?"
"Is it ever. Can't complain about the pay, though."
The blonde snorts, rolling her eyes.
"As you always say."
She orders herself a whiskey neat, more for show than anything. Nearby, a group of soldiers let out mixed cheers and groans as someone lays down their playing cards, ending their game.
"Why are you pestering me, Adler? Don't you have some sort of mission or analysis to take care of? Or were you bored playing scientist with a bunch of fanciful loons?"
"Oh they're as tedious as ever. Don't have to remind me of that."
"Just checking."
"Hah!"
Helene sips before continuing.
"New assignments and all, but it's cute that you noticed. Sadly it seems i'm travelling with the circus next."
The redhead looks at her for a long time... then makes a face.
"Oh god, don't tell me you're--"
"Oh I am. Orders from the top, apparently. You're getting the official notice tomorrow. Forewarned is forearmed and all that."
"Is this a punishment for you or me? God."
"God long left, María."
Helene's deadpan delivery has the redhead snorting into her drink, which she should've really stopped with, 4 glasses ago.
Nearby, the soldiers have started singing and making a ruckus, agitating a nearby patron. Both women slide their gaze to the scene, before looking at one another. The blonde places her half-finished drink alongside her payment and tip to the bartender, while the redhead sighs and shrugs on her jacket.
"I'm leaving. No need to get caught up on what's coming."
"Nightcap? No strings if you're worried about that."
"Mmm."
Helene and María leave together for the night.
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"What are we doing, García?"
"Oh shut up and take off your clothes, Adler."
"María, you're drunk, I'm not going to--"
Hazel eyes glared at her.
"I know, which is why I'm giving you the privellege of just going to sleep together."
"Gee, a whole honor it is, your highness."
"Thank you. For my first order, you can shut up and get in bed."
"Kinky. I don't suppose you'd be the small spoon, then?"
"I don't trust you."
"Fair enough. Spoon me, then. It's been so long since s-"
"...Oh?"
"Seriously. I get cold, you know. You're the closest approximate substitute."
"Fine then."
Helene settles in, her back turned on María. The redhead sighs and moves her arm to wrap around the blonde.
"So who did you use to do this for?"
"Hm?"
"You're not fidgeting, nor is you distance off, which suggest it's not your first time spooning someone."
"None of your business, but you're right that this isn't my first time spooning for whiny little brats. You're lucky I'm in a giving mood, Adler."
"Well, the more you know."
Privately, Helene thought about a certain brunette in a ponytail, who she's 99% sure was the one the redhead used to do it for.
"...Who did this for you?"
"Hm? Oh, just someone from my past. P- She's much like you, to be honest."
"No one's like me, Adler."
"Yeah. You're one of a kind."
...She's fucked.
"What is it with all the Helenes that come into my life..."
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Helene wakes up alone, as per usual with Patricia's schedule. On the nightstand lies the brass statuette she's been looking for for months, and she finally breathes a sigh of mixed annoyance and relief.
"Well played, Sánchez. Well played."
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On the other side of the ocean, Doctor García and Doctor Adler enter a conference room filled with officers, researchers, and most importantly, a certain cruel, straw-haired operative.
I love how there’s literally no one left to follow me anymore at this rate but I don’t really mind at all anymore. I’m onward to my new universe and I’ll occasionally post about new universe from now on.
EHW is EHW and it’s nothing as that old era anymore. I’m rebooting anything I want. Thankies
Last but not least, thank you Kyril for being my comfort character since 2018 when I wasn’t be able to draw yet. Thank you bby
trying out a new color style + brushes got me into finishing one (1) cleopatra stone being soft for one (1) sleepy spillane 🙊✨
I still have to play through a game on the first book on her route oops bc María stan stide keeps on showing up 😩💥 Nonetheless all my love to the Cleo romancers out there, we LOVE a tall, badass, and gorgeous woman 💖
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Part of the Intimacy Series || Esme • María • Cleo
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Anyways Cleopatra Stone is one of @jamesshawgames ' lovely, badass (and potential Romance Option) characters on his Interactive Fiction series, Relics of the Lost Age! (BOOK 1 Available on CoG ; Steam & Google Playstore)
wip snip bc im lesbian™ and i had a dream awhile ago abt an actor au and that relics was getting filmed indiana jones style like??? hello new unfinished unloved unknown au void my friend
and ofc like a clown i wip a snip of gay activities on set <3 so yeah ill just finish the line and calling it a day
bc paying homage to the og promo cover of the music that sparked this whole thing is what we do here, babey! stream SOUR PROM by Olivia Rodrigo pls its absolutely bonkers
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