Genuine Shrek Fan

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome! Eric (28) / He/They / White Real-Life Vampire / Hoarder of Oddities Married Father of 4 (1 dog and 3 cats)

[lamignonette]

[erumiryll]

meow i guess

[the-great-anteater]

"Sprouted Root"

(from William Vanderboom's journal)

[the-great-anteater]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[yossyislandd]

i think not enough people are getting turned into ogres by the ogre potion

[yossyislandd]

signal boost

[worldofdarkness-eyecandy]

Artwork by: Miguel Nogueira

[pidgefudge]

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

[d3monl0ver]

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[treehoppers]

Harvest Mouse, photo by Nick Upton, National Geographic, 2019

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[pnglove]

RAT CAKE ♡🐀

[exmoth]

THOG MOBILE

[imnotokaythanks]

[chumbie]

NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy likes Free shipping