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Barbara: Did your hair get longer?

Stephanie: No, I just did it differently today.

Kate: It does kinda look different.

Stephanie: Well that’s probably because I couldn’t find any hair ties so I just used a shoelace.

Kate: *starts laughing*

Barbara: Oh my god your ridiculous.

Stephanie: Leave me alone its been a rough day.

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My friends: Please I’m begging you, eat healthy and get a good nights rest. You’ll feel so much better.

Me who hasn’t slept in a week, ate three stale donuts today, and is about to rewatch a show I’ve already seen just for one noncannon ship: I dunno that sounds fake.

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Jason: Why do I keep seeing pictures of Sonic the Bulldog?

Dick: It’s Sonic the Hedgehog.

Jason: No its not I pretty sure I know what a fucking bulldog looks like thank you very much.

Dick: No you don’t cause his name is literally Sonic the Hedgehog.

Jason: The Hedgehog is just his last name you idiot.

Dick: Yeah I’m the idiot in this situation.

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Is is a problem that I legitimately forgot that Sonic was a hedgehog and then proceed to argue with two different people on the subject before finally looking it up and realizing he isn’t a bulldog but is actually a hedgehog? Maybe everyone is right I need more sleep and less coffee.

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Jason: Why do I keep seeing pictures of Sonic the Bulldog?

Dick: It’s Sonic the Hedgehog.

Jason: No its not I pretty sure I know what a fucking bulldog looks like thank you very much.

Dick: No you don’t cause his name is literally Sonic the Hedgehog.

Jason: The Hedgehog is just his last name you idiot.

Dick: Yeah I’m the idiot in this situation.

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Tim: Somebody called me a cute trash fire today and I’m not sure how I feel about it. On the one hand they said I was cute on the other hand they called me a trash fire so I’m confused.

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Dick: Hey you want a cookie? Bruce: No. Dick: Okay then I guess I just have to eat it :) Bruce: This isn’t funny you’ve been doing this since you were 10. Dick: I know I was trying to be funny. Bruce: One time you kept doing that so I told you to stop and then two minutes later you walked past me holding your blanket weird so I grabbed it and a bag of cookies fell out. Dick: Okay, gosh I was illustrating trying to make a joke. You are terrible with jokes you didn’t think my 2020 joke was funny either. Bruce: Because it wasn’t.

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Dick: Hey you want a cookie? Bruce: No. Dick: Okay then I guess I just have to eat it :) Bruce: This isn’t funny you’ve been doing this since you were 10. Dick: I know I was trying to be funny. Bruce: One time you kept doing that so I told you to stop and then two minutes later you walked past me holding your blanket weird so I grabbed it and a bag of cookies fell out. Dick: Okay, gosh I was illustrating trying to make a joke. You are terrible with jokes you didn’t think my 2020 joke was funny either. Bruce: Because it wasn’t.

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Tim: So you just moved here?

Conner: Yeah I moved here to have human friends.

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Barbara: So you know those little tablet things you put into water to boost your immune system when you sick?

Dick: Yeah.

Barbara: Well so today I had just made some coffee then I thought that maybe I should take one of those so I got one out and before I could get a glass out I looked at my coffee and thought I have a good idea.

Dick: Oh my god you didn’t.

Barbara: I put that orange flavored thing in my black coffee and drank the entire thing.

Dick: That is disgusting! 

Barbara: In my defense I was sleep deprived, sick, and I’d just started my period.

Dick: How do you even think of things like that?

Barbara: I don’t know, but I’m going to do it again tomorrow. 

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Tim: Steph!

Stephanie: What?

Tim: I just realized that when you say that your depressed or sleep deprived you believe your both of those things so you just need to not acknowledge those facts and you’ll be mentally sound and well rested!

Stephanie: Yeah, psychology’s funky like that.

Tim: Also I’ve decided that I’m never sleeping again.

Tim: I’m just going to drink coffee.

Stephanie: NO! NOT ALLOWED!

Tim: YOU CAN’T STOP ME!

Stephanie: I disagree!

Tim: Fuck you.

Tim: I’m sorry please don’t kill me.

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Stephanie drinking out of a hydro flask with a metal straw: AND I OOP! 

Cass: What the hell?

Stephanie: I’m saving the turtles Cass.

Cass: Okay?

Stephanie: I’m aggressively saving the turtles!

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Hey y’all I opened an ask page because I’m bored so send stuff in if your also bored or just feel like it

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Barbara: Will you stop harassing my boyfriend?

Cass: Nope never.

Stephanie: Yeah, and I think we need to harass every new boyfriend Babs gets.

Kate: How many new boyfriends do you think she’s going to get?

Stephanie: I don’t know but we’ll harass them all.

Kate: Well lets just agree not to harass anyone’s girlfriends.

Barbara: Hey no way, we’re harassing everyone no matter the gender.

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Tim: I saw one of those Newtons cradles, but I forgot what they were called. 

Jason: What did you call them?

Tim: I called them Newton’s balls.

Jason: Oh my god.

Tim: Yeah, I know I said that and then was like that’s not right.

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*Dick and Barbara being a cute couple.*

Stephanie leaning over to whisper: I think we’re third and fourth wheeling.

Jason: We basically are.

Stephanie: Oof.

Jason: I hate third wheeling.

Stephanie: Yeah I know, weren’t you third wheeling baseball hat boy and warrior lady?

Jason: Yeah, I’m surprised you remembered that.

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Stephanie: Here’s my mom’s credit card.

Kara: Oh its okay you don’t have to pay for me I have money.

Stephanie: Nope.

Kara: But....

Stephanie: Ignore her, she’s my sister and she’s just being petty.

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Tim: Hey want to help me murder these gingerbread men?

Jason: What the heck?

Tim: Ooh and instead of eating their heads first lets eat their legs first its a cruel and unusual death.

Jason: *turns around to see Tim offering him a gingerbread leg.*

Jason: Your a weirdo.