Whatever

Literally whatever I’m thinking about

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Dream i had tonight:

I suddenly got lightning powers and met God. Instead of being thankfull for my power i got extremely angry at God for being an asshole and pretending that he’s the good Guy. My family (who in dream and in reality are very religious) tried to make me see that God is good. I got angry again and attacked them with my lightning.

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Was arguing about a guy about how easy it is for men and women to get laid. He ranted on for an hour about how its was so hard for Guys and so easy for each girl while I argued that that for everyone it mostly depends on how attractive a person is.

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The guy I’m talking to just deleted all his social media cause he has exams coming up but he told me that I could call him if I wanted to talk and that he’d be happy to hear my voice

And now i just spend the whole day thinking about everything I want to tell him when but at the same time I’m anxious to call him????

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I’m talking to this boy and I was thinking about a vine I kind of wanted to send him because it makes me happy but I didn’t really have a reason to we weren’t talking about vines or anything remotely related

And this boy literally sends me a text that moment that says “please send me a video without any context”

He was very happy that I send him something within 5 seconds

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This guy I’m talking to just made a shared playlist so we can both add songs for the other to listen to and my heart went 🥺🥺🥺

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In german we have two phrases that mean “I love you”

First there’s “ich liebe dich” which is pretty straightforward literally “I love you” which you use for your spouses and children etc but can also be used to express your love for food or objects

And there’s “ich hab dich lieb” which can be translated to “you are dear to me” you only use this for people (and maybe pets) and it’s commonly used for friends because it doesn’t necessarily have the romantic implication that the other expression has, although you can also use it for your spouse (especially if you just started dating and the straight “I love you” feels to soon)

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Last weekend I was clubbing in Germany so the bouncer checked my ID and looked confused (in Germany ID’s are kind of a muted brown greyish Color, however I’m Dutch and my ID is literally pastel rainbow coloured) so he flips it over to see what country it’s from and then just nods “yes...tulips...” and lets me in

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Back in senior year during our final exams this guy in my class would always bring a potted plant into the exam room to “produce some extra oxygen” and I think about that a lot

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Once at my sisters graduation party a Guy came up to me and said “Hey arent you the the girl who got shitfaced and Made out with my friend a year ago? Anyways, want to dance?” It came across kind of rude at the time but honestly now i think its the most hilarious way anybody ever started a converstation with me

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If you ever think you’re bad at flirting just remember that my crush once passed me a note that literally said “would you like to go out with me” and in my mind I was like “theres no way he actually likes me so he must be joking better not embarrass myself” And i wrote “no” as the answer....It’s been 6 years and it still haunts me

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Throwback to this one time I travelled by plane and the seat on my ticket didn’t exist because they had just physically removed the row to make room for storage

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Sex education (the series) is SO GOOD season two came out two days ago and i niet finished it and honestly i love it so so much i recommend it to everyone it deals with so many things like sex education(duh), abortion, mental health, sexuality, absent parents, abusive parents, substance abuse, s(exual)assault, trauma etc etc and the cast is so inclusive with various races, people with disabilities and the people are actual people with various shapes and sizes and the show is still super entertaining I just love it so much

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the other night at a party a drunk girl came up to me and told me i looked pretty she then asked for my insta, added me and went on her way i dont think i ever felt so flattered

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TW: ABUSE

I just found out a few hours ago that my stepdad almost murdered his ex. She cheated on him and he got so mad that he grabbed her neck and almost chocked her to death. I was already scared of him (he often gets mad suddenly and has talked explicitly about wanting to kill/beat up people including saying that he wants to kill my father and the only reason he doesn’t is because god doesn’t allow it) so now that’s 10x worse and my mom’s reaction when he told us was “well he’s not gonna do that to me” and I tried to act like it’s not a big deal but I’m seriously panicking right now

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I once had a girl be late for her shift because she was hungover after partying and didn’t wake up until 2pm...her shift didn’t start until 5pm and up until this day I don’t have an explanation as to why she couldn’t make it in those 3 hours????

Also: this was her first “real” work day after two training sessions and she was also late for one of those (her reasoning for that one was that she forgot what time we had scheduled so she just didn’t show up????)

needless to say she got her first warning immediately and if she ever shows up late again she’ll be fired

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My weirdest date story

So this happened when I was 16 and just started dating my boyfriend at the time (we only had weird dates but like this is the weirdest and it wasn’t even really mine)

So my bf’s friend has a date with a girl however he decided that he would bring my boyfriend along for whatever reason so he then texted me to please join them so it wouldnt be awkward

I meet them in front of a grocery store and this Guy had bought one of Those cases with 24 bottels of beer and was already on his second bottle to drink away his nerves

So then his date shows up and i realize fuck I know this chick !!She had actually been friends with my best friend at the time. She had treated my friend horribly to the point of just insulting pictures she shared on Snapchat which led to me telling her to just leave her the fuck alone and her starting to insult me aswell.

Anyways this girl doesn’t show up alone she brought a friend with her (which is like totally fine) but she continues to not talk to her date ?? She basically spends the entire night just drinking the beer and talking to her friend while me, my bf and the other guy talk to each other.

So then the girl that tagged along had to go home and all of the sudden the first girl is all over this guy to the point of dry humping him in the park where we were hanging out while me and my bf just kinda step away and talk to each other.

Night ended by her telling me I was a prude because we were not going at it right there and then

Anyways there was no second date