this shit's a joke lmao

Hi, My name is Zayn, I'm Palestinian. Formerly known as fukboi69.

[lagonegirl]

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

[pon-raul]

this is one of the Russian Chaos Agents tumblr banned lmao

[kingjaffejoffer]

I wonder if they got bonuses when their posts cracked 100,000 notes

[kingjaffejoffer]

Big Dick Energy

[cutephaseresponse]

this is what 2019 is gonna be all about

[cutephaseresponse]

so i was wrong. 2019 has been the year of small shriveled up dick energy

[6lackranger]

Bruuuuuuh 😂😂

[kidslutti-]

Omfgg

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[k-eke]

ᵒᵒᶠ

[carnival-phantasm]

Fellas, can I get an F for Verizon/Yahoo in the chat? 

[carnival-phantasm]

[cutephaseresponse]

https://twitter.com/danprimack/status/1161038705295089664

less than 3mil ahahahahahah

[teathattast]

corcle time

[cowboy-garfield]

Where’s that post about having mundane superpowers

[linguisticparadox]

I was not ready

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

I had to watch this a couple times

The chaos energy was to much to handle at once

[cheaphalloweencostume]

AT MY AUTOPSY:

mortician: *makes the first incision*

me: *confetti comes flying out of my chest cavity with a little trumpet noise*

[sarahseeandersen]

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

moms be like “call me if you need me” and then leave their phone on the other side of the house charging the entire day

[keybladesoras]

Ryan Reynolds on becoming Detective Pikachu!

BONUS

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

“Okay, quiet now, please. And now Bartek will show us how to piss off a sniper.”

[sentry-34]

You know he deaaad

[call-me-remi]

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

[catchymemes]

[generalpostoffice-deactivated20]

computer bring up a list of individual apes

[generalpostoffice-deactivated20]

*swinging around in my chair, hand covering my mouth thoughtfully* cross-reference with prescriptions for xanax by veterinarians in the stamford connecticut area in the last 12 months

[reformed-roark]

enhance

[catchymemes]

Via @Jammho (Twitter)

[captain-price-official]

[kingjaffejoffer]

King if you had to pipe one of Peoples most beautiful women, White cougar flat cake edition who you going with? Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, or Julia Roberts? You have to make a choice

Nicole Kidman seems like she has the best pussy outta all them.

[cutephaseresponse]

shoulda picked Sandra bullock. just cuz she looks like MJ