"YEP. TWO MILES. JUST SO YOU SEE HOW MUCH I'M WILLING TO DO FOR YOU?" giving a bump of her shoulder against his own, even if the grin on her expression was very real. these days? yelena did not smile. she pretend that she was and she kept on moving right long, but.. still. "oh, yeah. the grumpy crowd? although i can't say anything. i'm just like them." grumpy? some could say that she had been described as that before. right? "you do? and you're okay? you know, with.. with everything?" / @cvrsedmemcries
bob pressed a hand over his heart and nodded, "i do! so much dedication." he .joked as he looked down at his friend. a look of concern crossed his face for a second before he went right back to smiling, "it it says anything, i think everyone has been significantly less grumpy since getting here." he said earnestly. "we're all pretty grumpy. the grump brigade just doesn't sound as catchy as thunderbolts." he ran a hand through his hair and shrugged. "i've been ok! we're in the triple digit days without an incident, so. yippie." @tcrturedpcetsdep
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Taken from season one the 2021 Showtime series, Yellowjackets! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! There may be some light spoilers! Also, trigger warning for things such as blood, suicide mentions, etc.
“No, no. It fell into the tape deck, and I accidentally pressed it.”
“I know you’re letting other people tell your story. People who barely knew you. And they are making a lot of money doing it.”
“Remember, anger can be good.”
“It’s true. Violence is never the answer. But the anger you’re feeling, it’s useful.”
“And here I thought jocks were supposed to be able to party.”
“Aw, (Name). You dumb bitch.”
“Thank you, but I want to focus on the collective future, not my past.”
“You could see her fucking bones, (Name). I’m pretty sure it’s as bad as it looked.”
“No, It’s a marauding pack of thieves. We’ve come to burgle your twelve-year-old desktop and ceramic bunnies.”
“You remember when you tried to be Catholic?”
“Just wear the red dress I gave you. The boob dress.”
“You never talk shit unless someone deserves it. Also, I like your pilgrim hat.”
“It’s his only form of parenting. I guess I’ll take it.”
“If someone’s digging, we’re all fucked. Take care of it.”
“You know, you’re never going to get your strength back up if you don’t eat.”
“Oh, do you not realize what being home is?”
“You know, it usually takes people a couple of minutes of conversation to figure out. You’re good.”
“You are so mad and yet so wrong.”
“You think you can just miss the parent-teacher conference and buy us off with picadillo?”
“Oh, I know that I can buy (Name) off. With you, it’s more like cross my fingers, hope for the best.”
“What, am I not surprising you with how sexy this is?”
“For the record, I was trying to save you.”
“The lady in the tree. She watches me at night.”
“Oh, okay. I guess you’ve been thinking about what you did and just can’t live with yourself?”
“I’m sorry I’m interrupting you two not giving a shit.”
“Oh, I always get two of everything. That way I have enough to share.”
“Dying is nothing to be afraid of.”
“If you want your heart rate up, just tell me.”
“Then, afterward, he asked me for my socks. And he still never called.”
“If poison ivy is what kills me out here, then I deserve to die.”
“You don’t know that. We think we know what we’re doing, but really we have no clue.”
“Yeah. Wolves can kill anything if the packs big enough.”
“If you want me busting kneecaps, it’s gonna cost you extra.”
“It’s been three days. You guys can’t be that desperate.”
“You know, it’s never a good thing if a suspect lives like a hermit.”
“Such a good idea. You know you can learn so much about a person by going through their personal refuse.”
“Well, I was about to ask you the same thing, but apparently the answer is anti-terrorism.”
“So easy for you to judge others with your perfect life, right?”
“Well, I’ve been channeling you, so I’ve been dark and deadpan.”
“I can’t just be like this now. Why couldn’t I have just died?”
“I’m different from what people expect, and it scares them.”
“I just have a bad feeling about this place.”
“I don’t know what you’re so scared of, (Name). You’ve already got blood on your hands.”
“And do people usually write notes before they’re murdered? Or is that more of a suicide thing?”
“If you shit the bed again are you gonna ask for another do-over?”
“I’m not really in the business of shutting down a woman when she’s talking about how shapely my legs are.”
“Well, this is what a power couple should look like, don’t you agree?”
“You remind me of my granddaughter. No one really likes her either.”
“I know that when you look at me, you don’t see someone that you should be afraid of, but, uh, you’re wrong.”
“You just need to find the people who truly want to help you.”
“You were my best friend, then you just…”
“I know that you’re messed up right now, but that doesn’t give you a free pass to be a dick all the time!”
“It doesn’t matter how shitty they are. It still fucks you up when they’re gone.”
“Has hitting something ever fixed it?”
“The people who matter recognize Daria, okay?”
“I guess I can, uh, appease the local goblin community alone this year.”
“You taught me how to be like this, ya know?”
“When did you fall out of love with dad?”
“No, (Name), you’re not fine. You don’t think that I can’t see that?”
“Jesus, (Name). Treat me like a lady.”
“Um, actually, you don’t know. It was totally your fault. But we were kids, and it was awful.”
“How? You gonna sell your soul?”
“I was the high school boyfriend. That’s all I was ever gonna be.”
“Come on. Who hasn’t rolled over a broken tray table while making out in a bloodstained death trap?”
“The fifties called, they want your dumbass attitude back.”
“Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don’t let the fact that your a terrible person keep you up tonight.”
“I know this makes me, like, a totally selfish asshole, but I don’t want you to go, okay?”
“I’m sorry, it takes us getting blackmailed for you to finally care about being late?”
“It’s one of Amazon’s best sellers. Apparently, tracking people is really big right now.”
“I’m just saying, you know, if this was a horror movie, she’d be the villain, right?”
“Oh. No, no, no. Actually, I probably shouldn’t drive cause if we die, we will never find out who’s doing this.”
“Not the first time I’ve been held hostage.”
“Don’t drag us into your endless fucking pit of guilt.”
“Every single cell in your body wants to blow things up and see what happens. That’s who you are.”
“Wow. I’ve never been in a French farce before.”
“Well, I hate to break it to you, but we were just fucking. And your whole high school crush on me was cute, but now it’s just pathetic.”
“Oh, I’m sorry, it’s time to be discreet?”
“I know that is impossible for you to understand, but I am what he wants.”
“If you lost him, you’d be afraid that you have nothing left.”
“If you say (Name), I’m going to burn this whole fucking town down.”
“You obviously went through something super messed up, and I just wanted to understand.”
“Do we need a reason? We’re gonna be dead in a few weeks.”
“Tomorrow night. We’ll drink rotten berries and drink to our impending death.”
“I’ve just never been asked to one before, and I thought that this would be my one chance.”
“What mistakes did you make? Everybody loves you.”
“My mom always says that when a girl sets her mind to it, there’s no way that she can’t get to a man.”
“But I’m not going to let you go down for some stupid shit that I did!”
“Are you kidding? You have an entire safe full of secrets that you’ve never told me about.”
“Still kinda creepy up here.”
“Did you hear that mom? Dad? God? All my furry forest friends? I’m gay!”
“Hey. You’re all silent over there, that’s unusual. You got any ideas?”
“Because twelve percent of all killers are caught buying cleaning supplies.”
“I’m going to prison I’m going to prison for the rest of my life.”
“Okay, great! So, we’re just destroying evidence.”
“Sometimes I look at the world around me, and it’s like all the light has just gone out of it.”
“But these days with the Facetunes, the filters, and whatnot? You never know.”
“Yeah, you know, gardening, PTA, dismembering my lover’s corpse.”
“I hope you find whatever it is that you really need.”
“You’re so obsessed with yourself, I’m surprised your aware other people even exist.”
“You want to make a break for it?”
“It’s fucking disgusting work. I’d say it was soul-crushing if I remembered what it felt like to have one.”
helaena would be lying if she said she didn't like london. it was close enough to home without all of the responsibility that came with it. if she really had to think about it, she thrived here more than she did back home even though she missed her family. a place couldn't change how much she got lost in her thoughts though and it wouldn't be the first time she slammed into someone on the street as she went on a walk. "oh! my apologies, i- jacaerys!" she could barely contain the excitement as she recognized her nephew. "how are you? have you been here long? it's so wonderful to see you!"
"THE ONE AND ONLY. GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU REMEMBER ME? WHO ELSE WOULD RUN AFTER YOU FOR LIKE TWO MILES?" teasing, clearly. she saved her smiles not for most people, but.. when it came to those that she did save them for? he was one of them and ALWAYS had been. right? bob had come into her life during a time where she had literally no one and.. it was good to know that she was NOT alone. right? "like.. two days ago? already enough to know i hate it. blegh. you?" / @cvrsedmemcries
"two miles?" bob sputtered out in disbelief. she really was a good spy, he hadn't even noticed that she was following him. ."i don't know many people that would follow me for one mile, let alone two. outside of the thunderbolts, anyway," he admitted as he ran a hand through his hair. "two days ago? i've been here," he paused as he thought about it. "a few weeks? a month maybe? i've been spending a lot of time with john and ava so if you think i sound more grumpy it probably rubbed off on me," bob joked with a small smile. "i think i kind of like it here. it's actually kind of peaceful." @tcrturedpcetsdep
"BOB?! BOB! THIS BETTER BE YOU OR I SWEAR-" yelena thought that it was him. if anything, she had seen him from up ahead and she had ran, in ways that she had only EVER ran for a few people in her life before and.. if it was not him? god, she was about to be HEARTBROKEN. she finally caught up to him, hand touching his shoulder. if this wasn't him? well, she was about to be VERY EMBARRASSED. and sad, but.. it was easier to focus on the rest. / @cvrsedmemcries
if it was anyone else, bob would be a little embarrassed to say that he perked up at just the sound of a voice. but the thunderbolts were like his family now and he was pretty sure he could pick out any of them in a crowd if he really had to. he tensed up a little at the hand on his shoulder and turned around slowly to face the blonde. "holy shit, yelena!" a relieved laugh slipped out as he reached out and embraced her quickly. "jesus christ, when did you get here?" @tcrturedpcetsdep
john had never expected to come out of a simple clean up mission as a part of a new misfit team of mentally ill not-so-great people, but nothing had been seeming to go his way as of late, and that was where he'd ended up. the plus side was that being a part of a team meant that you always had backup, people to rely on if things went awry. bob was as much a part of that team as john himself was, even if he had to be reminded of that sometimes. " you ever try those blue-light glasses ? they're supposed to help with eye-strain and reduce light exposure. might be a good idea in a job like this. " he suggested. " sure. let's go for a walk. "
he pinched the bridge of his nose and shook his head. "blue-light glasses." bob mumbled under his breath as he thought it over for a second. "right. i guess that would be kind of helpful if i have to work with a computer, huh." he raised an eyebrow as he spun his chair around and faced the other man. "thanks, john! i'll look into it." it was still an adjustment to have john walker be nice to him, but when he really thought about it, they'd all come a long way since their first near death experience together. "great. i'm kinda hungry anyway. we can get a snack," bob stretched his arms over his head as he rose from his seat.
Ava had always considered those from Thunderbolts her family, she had never had a group of people who seemed to care about her, Bill had been someone who’d always been there for her even through the horrible things she’d done, the monster that SHIELD had made her. She liked how relaxing talking to Bob was, and was very happy to see him around here. “You aren’t wrong sometimes even doing much against another is too much energy” she mused agreeing with him plus it gave her a free coffee to have as she sipped a bit letting out a happy sigh at the taste. “I’m glad to hear it, the part about you being okay, I wasn’t worried about any incidents” she replied before chuckling softly “Yeah…I don’t necessarily need to wear my suit all the time, so I tried more commonplace clothes. I’ve been okay…worried about you all, I haven’t seen anyone since coming here.” @cvrsedmemcries
bob flashed her a little smile as he set his coffee cup down next to him. "especially when i have a feeling that barista could put up a good fight. if she made a comment about me not even knowing what kind of coffee i want, i think i would've just taken these ones and left like a dog with my tail between my legs anyway," he sighed and shrugged his shoulders. "i mean no incidents of the other guys if that's what you mean," bob fidgeted nervously with the sleeve of his hoodie as he cleared his throat. "it's nice that you don't have to wear your suit all the time. is it safe?" bob nodded slowly. "i know, i worried about you too. i've seen yelena and john around but i worry about the rest of you." @demongemz
"HEY. HEY. YEAH, IT'S ME. YOU SHOULD.. CLEAR, PLEASE STAY AWAY. WE DON'T KNOW.. WE DON'T KNOW IF IT'S OVER." alex was torn. a part of him wanted to embrace her, a part of him wanted to hold on and to never let go again and yet, right now, he knew that it wasn't safe. this was what death wanted. it wanted them to feel safe and then, to ruin it all over again and.. so many were gone already. terry. carter. tod. miss lewton. billy. not her. never her. "it's me. it's me. i'm okay." and right now, he couldn't pull away. no. @cvrsedmemcries
"what?" clear almost felt like the air got sucked out of her lungs. "it has to be over," she furrowed her brow and looked up at him. "that's bullshit. stay away from you? alex, i..." she paused and gritted her teeth. "you have no idea what i went through after you were gone. i'm not staying away from you so just accept it." she sighed as she hugged him a little tighter.@forcafcrtncght
"HELLO. EVERYTHING.. okay?" betty wasn't used to being approached. if anything, it mostly only ever happened because of her job and rather frankly, that was how she wanted it to be. right? because she was a cop, first and foremost, and that was how it had always been. how she always wanted it to be, too. maybe she was a loner, but really, after everything.. what was to be expected? "that's fine. it's just the back of the shot, as you said. i'll survive." @cvrsedmemcries
brigitte nodded her head as she attempted to listen to the other woman. "yeah everything's fine! i was just trying to get some shots of the sky and i guess stuff just happens," she shrugged her shoulders as she glanced up from the camera. "really? are you sure?" @fcrafcrtnight
"HOWDY. DON'T SUPPOSE THAT YOU COULD TELL ME WHERE THE HELL I AM? THIS PLACE.. AIN'T ANYTHIN' GOOD SO FAR, FROM WHERE I'VE SEEN." spencer didn't understand. what the hell were those moving chariots? where were the horses? where was everything that had made home.. home? he didn't particularly know and right now, he didn't also know what he was supposed to do. why was he supposed to go home? alex was gone. the light of his life was gone and without her.. what did he have? nothing. @cvrsedmemcries
"the best i got for you is that we're in london, bro." rory shrugged his shoulders as he put his hands in his pockets. "i'm not really sure how the hell i got here either and it looks like you're the same! how weird and cosmic is that shit," he let out a little laugh and shook his head. "everyone has something good if you really know where to look, man.". @fcrafcrtnight
"I... THINK SO? THAT IT MAY BE, YEAH?" paul commented, glancing at the other and.. right now, he was not particularly sure of what it was that he was supposed to say. yes, waiting in line just to get his coffee was fine, but.. clearly, other people were not as patient as him and yes, that could possibly be a problem. "kid, there are lines everywhere. you just have to get used to that, that's all. really." @cvrsedmemcries
"yeah," ian rolled his eyes slightly. "but who wants to waste their lives waiting in line, right?" ian craned his neck and wrinkled his nose in concentration as he glared towards the front of the line. maybe he was just cynical, but he thought that dying and coming back to life would do that to anyone. "i guess so. how do you do it?"
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SCREAM VI SENTENCE STARTERS
↳ spoilers will be present and are tagged as such. general horror movie trope trigger warnings apply. death/murder, mentions of blood/gore, etc.
we have to finish the movie.
who gives a fuck about the movie?!
i always wanted to stick something in you, [name]!
this is creepy, right?
he's after me! he's got a knife!
the worst part is: you teach a class about slashers, and you still walked into a dark alley. alone.
[name] wouldn't be caught dead at a frat party.
get me a drink!
we said we wouldn't use the voice modulator on each other.
it was even better than we ever even imagined.
is that why you killed her? because she gave you a c-?
come on, [name]. how long have we known each other?
why are you fucking with me?
you know what? this is stupid.
what i'm really worried about is [name].
every time i push you for specifics, you shut down.
i have trust issues.
my father was a famous serial killer. they made a movie about him.
last year i found out that my boyfriend was also a serial killer.
i stabbed him 22 times and slit his throat, and then shot him in the head. that's not why i'm here.
it felt... right.
i'm not equipped to deal with this kind of thing.
by law, i'm required to report this to the authorities.
who the fuck is [name]?!
she went to the omega kappa beta party.
i cannot speak to how heavily armed [name] is at this fraternity party.
it doesn't bother you? being at a house party after you were almost brutally murdered at a house party?
i guess i should stay close to you, then.
why don't you get your fucking hands off her?
i'm just gonna tase you in the balls real quick.
don't ever lay hands on my sister.
are you fucking kidding me?
you embarrassed me!
if i wanna hook up with an asshole, that's my decision!
you're not dealing with what happened to us!
i'm uninterested in living in the past like you are.
so you're just gonna pretend like it never happened?
i'm just trying to look out for you.
you can't do it for the rest of my life, though. you have to let me go.
i think you're really special.
did i cockblock you?
please stop saying the word cock.
i can't help but notice you're covered in cherry coke.
being famous isn't all it's cracked up to be.
the last two people who fucked with us ended up dead.
do you have alibis for earlier tonight?
i met [name] at that party. where i tased someone. unrelated.
i take a special interest in ghostface attacks...
we share a certain history...
do you think you're the reason the ghostface killer has come to the big apple?
stay away from us.
are you really still mad at me?
i heard you couldn't sell the movie rights.
you called me unstable and a born killer.
maybe you're just afraid that without ghostface in your life, you're gonna fade away.
what's a requel?
you're beautiful, sweetie. hold all questions until the end.
am i gonna die a virgin?
that was a weird overshare...
why am i on the suspect list?
the slutty roommate: a horror movie classic.
never trust the love interest.
what if the trauma you all went through made one, or more, of you snap?
that's pretty messed up.
it's like he's leaving us real-life franchise easter eggs.
it's like he's counting down to something.
forget about the movies; the movies don't matter.
did you just give us a nickname?
you can't just give yourself a nickname, dingus.
we have all been through some really fucked up stuff and we are all coping with it differently.
we're a team.
i've been sleeping with cute boy from across the hall.
i freaking knew it! i knew it, i knew it, i knew it!
yeah, she's my roommate, but you're, like, the police.
she's really freaked out.
oh, fuck, that guy's dead!
say something more positive!
you fuck with my family, you die.
sorry i punched you...
when did they start letting children into the fbi?
you look like a zygote.
i'm just really good at my job. you'll get there.
it's not just a theater, it's a shrine.
how did they get all this? isn't this evidence?
i had a crush on corey feldman...
okay. game recognize game.
when do i get to be a normal person again?
my parents suck to. you can still make your own family.
technically i did die. four minutes.
when i recovered, i got mad. i didn't want to spend the rest of my life being afraid of monsters. i wanted the monsters to be afraid of me.
bitch, last time i saw you, you were in glee club.
did you really think we were gonna steal a police car and not use the sirens?
that's a cop car! you can't steal a cop car!
spoiler alert: it never works out for the dipshit in the mask.
i'm scared.
i'll just give myself up. if this is what i have to do to keep you safe, it's worth it.
none of us would even be alive if it weren't for you.
he's gonna keep coming after us.
we want to lure him to a secure location and lure him inside.
and then we execute him. are you gonna help us?
let's kill the son of a bitch.
god damn it, i got it wrong again. what the fuck?
fuck this franchise.
don't trust anyone, remember?
you're not woodsboro. i'm sorry.
i cleared the whole place before you got here.
we turned it into a kill box.
we're safe here.
grab a weapon and clear this place yourself.
[name] has been on a downward spiral since the woodsboro murders last year.
they fired [name] two months ago for being mentally unstable. they're no longer with the fbi.
it's [name], they're the killer!
smile for the camera, motherfucker!
"dying" was a good way to get off the suspect list.
i got stu macher's mask. he was my favorite.
this is what we've been counting down to, [name].
fuck you!
i didn't commit those murders in woodsboro!
all the best lies are based on the truth.
there's the fucking killer.
we had to kill those two wannabe film students, because, well, we had to kill you first.
he was so pathetic.
looks like you're down another sibling.
always gotta shoot 'em in the head.
what's your favorite scary movie? i'm asking because you're in one now.
you're in my movie.
my father was a murderer. no matter what you think, i'm better than that.
i promise you i'm going to get so much therapy after this.
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clear could remember all of it clear as day. all of her friends dying could play behind her eyelids like some kind of fucked up movie. but london seemed to throw all of that away like it never happened. alex was here. terry was here. it was only a matter of time... "holy shit," she walked up and grabbed the man by the shoulder and spun him to face her. "carter? holy shit." clear nearly shouted as she wrapped her arms around him in a tight hug. "it's actually so good to see you, you idiot."
