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I have had sex with my Jonny.

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SISTER
@captain-notfirstmate
I have had sex with my Jonny.
Oh heyyyy, great to see another Mech in the fucked up nervous system gang. And one with a fondness for poison, to boot! You need any chemicals, just let me know.
@cyanide-communiques
(Ooc: Sasha had her nervous system mechanized, and has a past in bioweaponry)
I'm alright when it comes to chemicals. My plants make enough on their own. Carnivorous plants and whatnot.
You are?
Sasha Cyanide, communications officer, at your service.
Concussion ‘nd nose bleed were worth it
decided to remember your early childhood when you were dropped as a baby?
I weren’t dropped
yeah, dropped usually refers to an unintentional act, i agree. you were thrown on the ground. head first. i was there, i know.
No ya weren’t yer just makin’ shit up f’r the sake of it!
riddle me this: was your birth a big change in your parents' life? a crisis of sorts perhaps?
That ain’t none of yer fuckin’ business
Dude I think you’re letting this guy psychologically torture you.
I fuckin’ hate this website
What did we do this time, hun?
This time ‘s the fuckin’ website it’s self
The damn backwards technology of this age
Here's an idea. Toss your thing out the airlock. Or here's another idea, delete the app. Problem solved.
Ya d’ get the difference between an app ‘nd a website don’t ya
If I had the app I would’ve said app but I say website cause I use the fuckin’ website
I take particular care in the words I chose cause it’s my craft, the better half of the impression I leave in this damn universe yet most of ya are literate enough t’ understand the nuances and word choices I make
Can’t even understand the choise of the word website over app
Then burn all the servers running it.
Yer a simple thing ain’t ya
Well it'd work, so go blow some shit up or quit your whining. Don't you have better things to be doing?
‘M gonna give ya somethin’ real simple t’ understand I can do anythin’ I want so if ‘m doin’ somethin’ it’s… ya guessed it’s cause I want t’
Right, you want to be miserable? Gotcha.
Did I say I was miserable
This is a blog where I can put any passin’ thought down which f’r some reason ya fuckers feel the need t’ over analyse ‘nd put words in my mouth over
I got annoyed tryin’ t’ get a function t’ work as it says ‘nd complained bout it, the more self cantered or perhaps self aware took it as me takin’ bout em and others took it as “oh woe is me Jonny d’ville captain of the Aurora f’r my emotional stability has been laid low by the tragedy of tryin’ t’ use this website as intended, I needn’t think I could go on with my immortal life I’ve simply fallen int’ too deep of a melancholy” 
Well if you're going to be easy as hell to annoy on the internet, expect people to annoy the hell out of you, you're very easy to get a reaction out of. And it's fun.
‘Nd yer dry ain’t no fun round ya
We hate you and want you to suffer. Personally I’ve sided with Drumbot. I don’t think he’s quite convinced you’re even after his ‘torture century’.
Jonny won't let us stop and get food at that one fast food asteroid he hates us
We have food on the ship
Good God I sound like doc
See you sound like doc so you should let us get food
You suck
Man fuck you
Why don’t you just deep fry each other’s limbs like you usually do.
Me and @literallygunpowdertim are baking cookies together!
Honestly? I think we did pretty good, these look good enough
Name the first ingredient. Please.
Kerosine.
I hate it here.
You love it here, really.
I guess it was cute the other night when I woke up to find Jonny at the foot of my bed purring… Less so when I noticed the limb of unknown origin he had fallen asleep eating but even then maybe he was bringing it to me in a kind gesture.
Me and @literallygunpowdertim are baking cookies together!
Honestly? I think we did pretty good, these look good enough
Name the first ingredient. Please.
Kerosine.
I hate it here.
sex is when u find increasingly obscure ways to injure each other
Ralph’s got this thing going where she sees what happens when different organs are removed for long periods of time and now Ivy’s in on it too. They’re not telling me what they took out when I woke up on an operating table since it could “skew the results” but I’ve got a feeling it was all my lymph nodes. Not cool guys!!!
Weezer
This was not the right blog.
Weezer
top 5 sexiest injuries:
-bruises
-bullet wound
-split lip
-nosebleed/broken nose
-stab wound
adding 5 more to the list:
-black eye
-bloody knuckles
-slit throat
-bite mark
-coughing up blood
Jonny are you just trying to make yourself feel better after losing a fight
Jonny D'Ville? No! Jonny D'Pink
Holy shit are you allowed to do that to him
Right.
Fess up. WHO took my kidney while I was asleep. I’m sick of this shit.
What? I was hungry.
Could’ve stitched me up after, pony bastard.
Pfft, why would I do that? Yer mechanism on the fritz or somethin' that it can't mend such a small incision?
I died of blood loss in my sleep. That was not a smooth incision, what did you even cut me with?!
Uh, my teeth, obviously. Not like I got hands to sew ya up.
I could strangle you right now but that would technically count as animal abuse
Like to see ya try. I might not be able to shoot ya at the moment but I'm a lot faster and I got horns now and wouldn't mind gorin' someone.
Hey legitimate question. What the FUCK kind of horse has horns.
I dunno! I got cursed and this is the result, whaddya want from me?!
Design was based on my ponytown version of Jonny. I ended up giving him a vaguely bull looking design but I still call him a pony.
You could’ve just said “weird magic horse” rude ass quadrupedal bitch.
Who ya callin' a bitch, ya fuck?!
Keep talkin' and I'm gonna kick her ass too!
Nice argument. However I’ve already convinced Raph to replace your heart with radioactive alloys. Have fun in radiation poisoning land!!!
Right.
Fess up. WHO took my kidney while I was asleep. I’m sick of this shit.
What? I was hungry.
Could’ve stitched me up after, pony bastard.
Pfft, why would I do that? Yer mechanism on the fritz or somethin' that it can't mend such a small incision?
I died of blood loss in my sleep. That was not a smooth incision, what did you even cut me with?!
Uh, my teeth, obviously. Not like I got hands to sew ya up.
I could strangle you right now but that would technically count as animal abuse
Like to see ya try. I might not be able to shoot ya at the moment but I'm a lot faster and I got horns now and wouldn't mind gorin' someone.
Hey legitimate question. What the FUCK kind of horse has horns.
I dunno! I got cursed and this is the result, whaddya want from me?!
Design was based on my ponytown version of Jonny. I ended up giving him a vaguely bull looking design but I still call him a pony.
You could’ve just said “weird magic horse” rude ass quadrupedal bitch.
Right.
Fess up. WHO took my kidney while I was asleep. I’m sick of this shit.
What? I was hungry.
Could’ve stitched me up after, pony bastard.
Pfft, why would I do that? Yer mechanism on the fritz or somethin' that it can't mend such a small incision?
I died of blood loss in my sleep. That was not a smooth incision, what did you even cut me with?!
Uh, my teeth, obviously. Not like I got hands to sew ya up.
I could strangle you right now but that would technically count as animal abuse
Like to see ya try. I might not be able to shoot ya at the moment but I'm a lot faster and I got horns now and wouldn't mind gorin' someone.
Hey legitimate question. What the FUCK kind of horse has horns.
sometimes tiktok is actually incredibly good
This is what this spaceship is like.
Sorry for the inactivity crew! Me and captain mothwings have been on holiday.. even been to a circus! (couldn’t get photos..)
You...went on holiday...and didn't bring me? Raph... :(
I’m sorry :( I’ll defo bring u next time, anyone else wanna join? :3
(Ooc: I defo didn’t reblog this on my Gwen acc accidentally..)
I wanna join….
.. anyone but Tim wanna join?
Ok then fuck you too, bitch.
YOU SET MY LAB ON FIRE.
Well YOU hurt my feelings
Fix my lab and maybe.. MAYBE I’ll consider taking u..
The only thing I can fix is guns and my beautiful hair
And makeup
Well I wouldn’t say beautiful now ..
Raphaella I’ll find you and itll be ON SIGHT
Sure sure …
Admit my hair is beautiful and silky and soft and so so so amazing and I might just not put a bullet in your skull
Do I have to repeat that ….
Yes you do.
Ok then!
My hair is beautiful and silky and soft and so so so amazing!
No no no MY hair you idiot
Im outside your lab with a grenade, just keep that in mind
Oh my fucking spgods. It’s always like this with this crew. Just kill each other and fuck. And let Marius know when you have sex so Marius can join. Last time he got sad he moped around the octokittens so much they started mimicking dramatic sighing.