volition [failure]

He/Him/They/Them - 23 - This is less a blog and more of a trash heap. Art tag is #cydsart

[cydippida]

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YOU WANT MY ART? THEN THROW MONEY AT ME. I WILL DRAW DAMN NEAR ANYTHING. EDIT 7/27: Lowered prices!

[twistedpictures]

im off twelve steven universe percocet, i’m fumbling bisexual bitches left and right. i don’t give a shit. i had to smoke the grass i was too busy touching your waifu’s balls. I have precambrian sea kin memories i swim in Trilobite pussy. Puffed the Nagito pack so hard they’re flying pride flags half mast. this shit ain’t nothing to me man. Refer back to my bio motherfucker, check the pronouns you’ll see that I am him

[cydippida]

speaking of warframe i lauve flare. my fave nonbinary rep ever. also amir radiates immense amount of transgender particles

[bnnywrlck]

🪄🏳️‍🌈

[nek-ros]

9/11 music

[accountestmouse-182]

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

What is the opposite of dracula music?

[punishedsaints]

I was going to say "hippie music", but I found the complete image.

[rubysapphrald]

kind of fascinating how a lot of people don’t really know how food works

[rubysapphrald]

saw a twitter video of a dude making like fried broccoli with bacon or whatever and everyone in the replies was going “can’t believe he took something healthy and turned it into poison!!!!” i don’t really know how to explain to you that you’re still eating broccoli, and the healthy nutrients do not magically leave the broccoli just because you fried it

[vyvilha]

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think i am going insane

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.

Things when bad: kids and children are involved!

Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

[s-nnoh]

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

[who-the-fuck-is-sennalye]

yay! :D

[queer-as-city-folk]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[kushblazer666]

90s east coast hip hop aesthetics:

90s west coast hip hop aesthetics:

90s memphis hip hop aesthetics:

[aliencharactertournament]

Round 3 - Vriska vs Marazhai Aezyrraesh

👽✌️?

Vriska (Homestuck)

Marazhai Aezyrraesh (Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader)

Voting ended onApr 22

Propaganda:

Vriska

Vriska homestuck. vriska homestuck? nods. vriska homestuck<3

Marazhai Aezyrraesh

none

[jokerdotjpeg]

i am very fond of the patron parent headcanon

[my-slideshow-wmv]

[cydippida]

"Marazhai is Ascended Astarion but good" I say as I am promptly turned into a red stain by BG3 apologists.

[bimmyjimmy]

quastion