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nick-nellson

The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

ladondelphi

Pathologic dialogue options

Bachelor Route -

I will literally kill you on the spot

*sarcastic response*

Haruspex Route -

*polite response*

*sarcastic response*

Changeling Route -

this is the scariest thing that has ever happened in my entire life. I will collapse into a ball and scream so loud that the earth will be torn asunder

damn . ... i really am god's specialist princess

sometiktoksarevalid

bigtonguebiollante

Happy tired and a little on edge Tuesday

fluentisonus

people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times

yorgen-sh

sayhelloanimalfriends

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

taylortut

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript

rouge-wall-enthusiast

“The Family Dog” by Deaf artist Susan Dupor, 1991

autistobrat

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

magnhild

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

dropoutvocalstims

posting this again cause now its actually true

hylialeia

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

itsjesscapade

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

transmechanicus

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

transmechanicus

glamygdala

Safe in the jaws of mama

gloww0rms

this randomly blew up on twitter so i figured i’d post it here bc lord knows everyone on this app is neurodivergent

misogynistcatgirl

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.