The Ranunculus Archives

Published queer author, appreciator of cartoon horses and fabloo musicians, lover of gothic literature, etc.

[chonny-jash]

Don't turn me around, just leave me on my back to drown.

[cypressranunculus]

👁️

[chonny-jash]

*At a Chonny Jash gig, ordering a coffee*

"Yeah just a flat white, thanks."

*Barista stares back, confused*

"Yeah he's on stage mate. What do you want to drink though."

[calypso-the-nerd]

chonny jash songs are like [intense drumming] [5 layered synths] [3 different autotunes] i hate myself. but not as much as i hate the music industry [something that may be a cover or reference to another song but it's changed so much you can't tell] i think we should all be kinder to each other. cunt cunt fuck cunt [5 video game references] i've never had a girlfriend. or a boyfriend. [something you're not sure is a real word] [3 minute long synth solo]

[ziggyplayedd]

hey guys unpopular opinion but you’re not a bad person if you don’t care about every bad thing happening in the world all the time, or if you do care but you’re not constantly reblogging posts spreading awareness and information

it’s okay if you’re just on tumblr to have fun and reblog things you like or that make you happy.

humans aren’t made to process trauma and suffering on a worldwide scale without any breaks whatsoever & the internet has created an unprecedented access to bad news so please never feel guilty for scrolling past it because you can’t process it! and you’re not doing anything wrong & there’s no need to feel guilty

[spot-the-antisemitism]

daily reminder

[libertarian-druid-ny-separatist]

The real shitty part is the fact that the people that would try to make you feel bad for not always caring about every thing going on in the world are largely just “caring” in a purely performative manner

[turtleduck-inc]

if you do one kind thing to one person you meet in your actual real life, you’ve done infinitely more good than all the people insisting you’re a bad person for not constantly virtue signalling about their pet topic at all times.

[chonny-jash]

On a miserable day

in a miserable town

[cypressranunculus]

IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR ALL KINGDOM OF BLISS/WWWTIE LISTENERS/FANS:

It’s officially intermission! Feel free to move about, procure some snacks and/or beverages from the bar in the lobby, and talk amongst yourselves until our show resumes! Thank you for your support, participation, and patience!

Worry not, you will be notified when the performance is about to re-commence.

[cypressranunculus]

Very unique Kingdom of Bliss episode just dropped, which you can check out here! It’s unconventional but I had a great time and I think you’ll all enjoy it!

Huge shoutout to the dev team and Halo12 for their support!

[cypressranunculus]

Halo12 on Instagram and YouTube created a FANTASTIC art piece based on Kingdom of Bliss, which you can find right here! I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out! Huge props to them and to the rest of the team behind the project for helping my dreams (and vivid nightmares) come true!

Make sure to check Halo12’s channel out, they have a TON of other awesomeazing content!

[cypressranunculus]

yea no I’d love to go over to your place to hangout with the fellas but, is it, uh, is it cool if I bring my patron? Yes, I promise she won’t try to bring your parents into her cosmic fold…again. I promise she’s cool, guys, just give her a chance,,

[antisocial-transfag]

[cypressranunculus]

It really do be like that sometimes ngl

[cypressranunculus]

New Kingdom of Bliss episode is out!! Yay!! Listen to the latest C4 episode here! There is a mild content warning for repetitive wet noises and loud, jarring sound effects that may trigger some listeners. This will not be the last content warning you see for Kingdom of Bliss, but it is the first one!

I hope you all enjoy!

[cypressranunculus]

New Jash song is fantastic! Keep up the good work but also take a rest, Mr. Jashman!

[chonny-jash]

[cypressranunculus]

Holy shit YEAHH

[chonny-jash]

few hours or so maybe

[chonny-jash]

[cypressranunculus]

HOLY SHIT WHAT IM SO HYPED WHAT

[cypressranunculus]

wait wdym @indiepressrevolution just reblogged one of my posts about Kingdom of Bliss

[cypressranunculus]

Is this the part of the show where I have to put the 18+ NSFW disclaimer and whatnot?? I’ve never had to do that before. How quaint.

In all seriousness, though, this is an honor and super-duper nerviciting! More KoB to come soon!

[cypressranunculus]

wait wdym @indiepressrevolution just reblogged one of my posts about Kingdom of Bliss