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Illustration for Ch 3 of my gift fic, Heavenly Bodies ⁂ (3/4)

Unfortunately, I won't be able to post the 4th image for, heh, adult reasons. So if you'd like to see it, you'll have to find it in the fic ;3

froggynaut

holy macaroni

nuaaaages

john's just out there feeling up javier escuella

uh mind you this was supposed to be a quick sketch :(

#beautiful work as ever #god this is so pretty the saturation and texture is just to Die for #jovier

hopych

I'M BACK 🤪 I hope you haven't forgotten me😥😥

larksea

Do you remember me

hotvampireadjacent

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

littlemisspipebomb

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

baronfulmen

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

mariannekhalil

summer love in nyc ☀ happy pride

maddiesharafian

The Need to Stay

(Thought I’d upload my recent comics to Tumblr! I totally forgot it only lets you upload 10 pics at a time, and this is 11, but fingers crossed it works!)

aromanticduck

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

aromanticduck

The opposite of this is a 'coke and mentos' dynamic, where the two people are generally chill and likeable but being around each other makes them both wild and chaotic.

aromanticduck

Here's the breakdown:

relaxxattack

sangrientamano

marypickfords

Lake Mungo (Joel Anderson, 2008)

rednightmare18

Every time I return to KCD1, I am just so tickled that KCD1 Hans is genuinely such a fucking delight. I miss you piss-yellow king. Baron Weird Things Sayer of the fiefdom of Resting Bitch Face. You jubilant rectangular testicle with a shit-eating grin. My sun, my stars, my bad summer decision. My poorly socialized sugar daddy. My cock of the walk. I hear your hideous shitbird call of FUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFF and I come running every time. Hope you recover from your Assigned Girl By Fandom period. Get well soon annoying prince.

rednightmare18

I miss the UNIQUENESS of the way he loves Henry and talks in general. I miss Hans Capon the weirdo. Bring back the Hans who would highkey threaten you to express his love and affection! The character who would say shit that kind of alarmed and unnerved you until you got to know him! The character that you had to actually spend time with before you learned how to tell when he was being serious or not!

"You're a true friend and hero" boring. flat. no pizazz. no style. no personality.

Where's my barehanded ball-crusher Hans. Don't give me that "work those muscles" crap and tell me it's sooooo Hans. The OG Hans would say some bizarre unsayable shit like "Henry! I'm so happy right now that if you were a putrid little dough boy I would with my OWN TWO HANDS pound you into a ball and roll you in the dirt and eat you!!!!"

Hello? "My guardian angel?" Pisssss! No guts!!!!! Bring back the Hans Capon who would do Muppet Joker numbers on tumblr. "My loooord the cobbler's niece emptied his pisspot in my backyard!"

Hans Capon! What is he talking about!!!!!