I Love Dogys So Much.

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[dragons]

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS

[gmbencompetence]

GEORGE: [ABRUPTLY, AFTER SILENCE] “I mean, I feel like I understand trans people.”

[JERRY STARES AT GEORGE FROM ACROSS THE TABLE IN CONFUSION AND DISBELIEF FOR SEVERAL SECONDS]

JERRY: “You understand trans people?”

GEORGE: “Is that so hard to believe?”

JERRY: “I find it hard to believe you understand yourself.”

GEORGE: “But that’s kind of my point, see. When one life isn’t working out, you can just try to find one that does. You’re doing your best as Danny, things aren’t going great… [GEORGE CLAPS HIS HANDS FOR EMPHASIS]… give it a second go as a Deborah.”

JERRY: “Like a do-over.”

GEORGE: “A do-over.”

JERRY: [PICKS UP COFFEE CUP] “I don’t think that’s what’s going on.” [DRINKS COFFEE]

GEORGE: [COMPLETELY IGNORING THIS] “And I get that. I really do. Because things have never worked out for George. George has never been able to stick the landing. But Georgina? [HE CHUCKLES CONFIDENTLY] Georgina’s going places.”

JERRY: “Georgina.”

GEORGE: “It’s a work in progress.”

JERRY: “Ya know, I think that the trans community is facing enough challenges without you being in the mix.”

GEORGE: “What, are you implying they’re too good for me?”

JERRY: “Not implying, no.”

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[fairycosmos]

lollllllll. But it’s not funny though is it

[thesentdowngirl-deactivated2023]

It would be so cool if in season 4 of breaking bad they just decided to give Hank giant bat wings and he can fly above All the other characters and become a supremely powerful DEA agent

[tekkenjournalist]

Devil Hank

[pissvortex]

[squeakitties]

[squeakitties]

[beemovieerotica]

[slavery]

Who’s in Baltimore and can spare some pussy

[alladoreqi]

Lmfaooooooooooo this site is wild

[d-r-e-i-a-m]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[slavery]

[girl4pay]

should they make sad scrub daddys

yes

no

Voting ended onJan 5

[girl4pay]

do you care about the sad scrub daddy issue more as a facet of labor rights or as a facet of women's rights

labor rights

women's rights

i don't care about workers or women

Voting ended onJan 5

[girl4pay]

if presented with the option of a sad scrub daddy and a happy scrub daddy which one would you purchase

sad

happy

Voting ended onJan 5

[girl4pay]

a man opts to purchase a scrub mommy rather than a scrub daddy. thoughts?

feminist

sexist

oedipal

Voting ended onJan 5

[graskip]

crow

[monidoll]

[just reincarnated, googling frantically] what virtuous acts can you do as a fruit fly

[nohoperadio]

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

[kushblazer666]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

at this point it's not even bad luck brian anymore. you guys are making eternally condemned brian.

[bitchassmcgrass]

[despazito]

[powerburial]

you dropped this king *grunting really hard as I try to rip out a big section of carpet*