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#this is the happiest video in existence #also the grass reminds me of the land before time grass that i wanted to eat as a kid

naturallyaspirated

@olumea

apoeticmindset

“I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG! I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG! I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG!”

imdefinitelyyourcat

If you fail to smile please unfollow me

one thing i miss abt in person classes is reading sorority girls imessages on their laptops and seeing what they’re online shopping for

angelicguy

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

gunsandfireandshit

he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well

dylanobrienisbatman

“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

Non-confrontational cowboy: “SURE AINT!” *sprints away*

demonius-darkblade

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed

dankmemeuniversity

yardwaste-deactivated20170903

brottagecore-deactivated2025101

You'll never be bioluminescent

Okay this one hurt.

ryebreadgf

how could i forget to add the caption

zagreus

modern day Narcissus

ahedderick

Livestock drama

“Let’s put pool noodles on the goat’s horns!” says a teenager.

“Why would you, ” I begin, but they have already stampeded out of the house. I shrug.

It turns out that when someone puts pool noodles on a goat’s horns, the goat doesn’t really care. They’re very light, after all, and she can’t see them. You know who cares? Who cares a LOT?

the HORSE. Hero took one look at Nutmeg wearing pool noodles and ran away. You know who doesn’t want to be left alone, ever? Nutmeg. Who went trotting after Hero because he was leaving her.

Hero, seeing that the eldritch abomination was after him, picked up speed. Nutmeg went into a full run. My kids started chasing Nutmeg to get the pool noodles off her, but could not catch her, because she’s surprisingly fast. The dogs were bringing up the rear, just happy to be going for a pleasant run. Hero was in a panic, leading a parade that he did not want.

This all resolved. One noodle feel off; the kids eventually cornered Nutmeg and removed the other one. Just - a day at a farm, I guess.

10/02/20