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When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

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This.

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

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“bend over” “bend what? over”

striderofthen0rth

I hate this place

estellekimbrough

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Hangover

targetedknowledge

frankiesbullshit

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

gostaks

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

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“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

retroactivebakeries

#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but I’m not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk

the moral of the story is that a breathable atmosphere is important to one’s general well-being

wizardshark

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

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living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this