Titles are Titley

Pronouns: All of the above

[normalmammal]

[b-quieter]

Rumi: Mir, aegiya, it’s late. Come to bed.

Mira: *sat on the floor next to the crib, sleeping newborn cradled in her arms* in a minute. I just… wanna watch her sleep a little longer.

*Rumi crosses room, comes to sit next to Mira*

Mira: doesn’t mean you can’t go back to sleep. I can handle it myself, if she wakes up

Rumi: she’ll be up anyway for a feeding soon, we can switch off then. And then you get to bed, I know you waited until Zoey and I fell asleep so you could come watch her

Mira: *still not taking eyes off the baby* heh. Guilty.

Rumi: *curling into Mira’s side, voice soft* … tell me what’s on your mind, nae sarang

Mira: I just… I love her so much. She’s so little.

Rumi: … well she sure didn’t feel little. But I know what you mean, she looks so tiny in your arms.

Mira: I don’t… I don’t know how anybody couldn’t love somebody this small.

Rumi: … Mira? Are you crying?

Mira: Rumi… do you think my parents ever- even when I was this little-

Rumi: *immediately wraps Mira and the baby in the biggest hug and just holds them both while Mira quietly cries into her shoulder*

[beemovieerotica]

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[ralfmaximus]

Outstanding!

Reminds me of the time we dared a brick oven pizza restaurant to make a pizza with so much garlic we couldn't finish it.

Boy did they deliver. The pizza had (no exaggeration) a solid inch of chopped garlic on top. It was fucking delicious. Multiple times we spotted restaurant workers peeking at us from the kitchen, with an obvious "my god they're actually eating it!" energy.

Of course we left a massive tip. Leaving the place we felt like triumphant Olympians gold-medaling the Pizza Event.

Only one problem.

This was a lunch time experience, and we worked at a small software development firm and there was a scheduled all-hands meeting after lunch. Our supervisor (politely) asked us to leave the meeting because we reeked of garlic.

[shinvermouthea]

That sounds more like a solution than a problem to me, the meeting hater

[ralfmaximus]

Shhhhhh, don't tell Management.

[awildcaro]

A new bombshell enters the villa : Tiger boxer Rumi

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[notnkgm]

zoemira being clingy in ISAC-- these were made almost a year apart lmao (hey guys, so I made my tumblr account)

[xenosaurus]

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

[xenosaurus]

@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world

[nekogirltail]

@changelingfangs

[s0urbear]

i coun't post like i did on twitter the tap me for the image to appear so have it whole

[garnetislovegarnetislife]

Who’s scarier: Terrifying Zoerumi, or Cuddleless Mira?

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[daburdboi]

poor object permanence atomoxetine

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[wildminti]

Rocky's body is a machine that turns one (1) praise into 10,000,000,000 praises 💕💕💕

[kiwimintlime]

not aromantic but I believe in their beliefs.

"there's no platonic explanation for this" try harder bucko

[kiwimintlime]

love is a beautiful wonderful multifaceted nebulous thing that shouldn't be reduced to the strict bounds of Tier One: Romance and Tier Two: Friends. get weird with it. love your friends deeply, wildly, passionately and platonically. cowards