[dacheeseysneeze]

AYOOOOOOO IM NOT DEAD AND REMEMBERED I HAVE ANOTHER BLOG

[konoko]

[cidnangarlond]

reblog for a soup blessing in 2022

[cidnangarlond]

everyone saying "please" in the tags we're gonna get through 2022 together and by god we're gonna do it with bowls of our favorite soup to keep us company and happy

[afeelgoodblog]

Surprise triplets 😂

[sandersstudies]

I can’t decide what’s funnier, if this was a genuine candid photo of the father’s shock, or if he was an excellent sport and was like “hey folks, know what would be hilarious…”

[depsidase]

[actionandreaction]

[rainbow-femme]

[methotrex8]

[duhpendent]

*sticks my leg in the air* give me attention

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Why did you say that

[quasi-normalcy]

Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that’s about 3 kg.

A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

So...you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about...8 seconds? Like it’s not a big inconvenience.

[shittinggold]

tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth

[headspace-hotel]

This is one of those posts where it needs a content warning but...what.

[bamsara]

anyway did i ever tell you guys about how I owe my life to an enderman when playing minecraft

[bamsara]

i didn't even know that this was possible but I had to say thank you looking at the damn ground

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

update:

[back-that-sass-up]

Great update

[kaity--did]

Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponized it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”

[satyriconmp3]

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

[satyriconmp3]

sounds like a derry girls episode

[toastbutteregg]

[guerrillatech]

[astraldemise]

remember in skyrim how you were hired to exterminate some rats in a brewery only to find that they were all originating from a cave deep underground and being controlled by some gollum lifestyle living guy creating a rat army to attack the nearest city as his first stop in his plans for rat fueled destruction and then you just never mention that to anyone ever