kris

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[halosketches]

bumping the ocean waves au here ! it’s my first post idk how tumblr works pls be indulgent(*´-`)

[95z]

[daddiseokie]

COCK

[im-jabberwockin-here]

“hey so what have you been up to lately“ oh you know

[daddiseokie]

yeah I hate this so much I'm going to tear my flesh off

[catchymemes]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[invenblocker]

I don’t ge-… wait just one fucking minute.

[anreill]

[memesandlaughs]

[roguesareth]

Do you want rabies? This is how you get rabies

[emeraldspiral]

Is it really that big of a deal if your dog has autism?

[roguesareth]

I need to reblog this again because no seriously R A B I E S:

-is basically not treatable once you start showing symptoms. Straight up you will die and not in any kind of fun way. We’re talking flu symptoms that develop into hallucinations, severe hydrophobia, partial paralysis and a slew of other shit.

-99% of rabies cases in the world come from stray dog bites. EXCEPT IN THE US. Rabies vaccines have nearly illuminated the threat from dogs. Our biggest concerns are wild animals like raccoons, skunks, foxes and coyotes and feral cats.

-Rabies is extremely preventable by vaccines and nearly nonexistent in countries where the vaccine is widely available and taken advantage of.

-B U T if people stop VACCINATING THEIR DOGS (and other animals that are susceptible like cats and farm animals like cows, horses and goats) we will likely see a rise in rabies cases among free roaming animals and BECAUSE we dont experience many cases (because of vaccines) and often people arent informed. We know “rabies is bad” but that seems to be it in a lot of cases, I’d wager a lot of people dont knownits transferable from animals to humans at all.

-Most rabies cases in humans are children under 15.

V A C C I N A T E Y O U R A N I M A L S

-brought to you by me, who just did a research project on rabies for one of my MA classes

[wet-monsoon]

my friend and i were watching veggietales and there’s this scene where all of the veggies are tied up and one of them is like “this looks like a job for someone with hands” and then they all look sadly at each other for a soli d 15 seconds and i lost it

[wet-monsoon]

i wasnt joking

[daddiseokie]

w-what if we watched veggie tales together...

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[crystalistrappedintheinternet]

Actually no this is the post of the decade

[tomurakii]

Reawakening this ancient beast of a post for the end of the decade lmao.

[daddiseokie]

Its really The post. Legendaric

[the-cardboard-constructionist]

things I love about phineas and ferb

main stream representation of a blended family that all loves each other very much with no drama over the fact that technically, they are step-siblings

Ferb is largely non-verbal and does a lot of his communication through non-verbal means and literally no one ever makes fun of him for that, like it’s acknowledged but not shamed

Perry also does a lot of non-verbal communication, but he is a platypus

the use of Doof’s tragic backstories to highlight the fact that they explain but not excuse his actions. they are told in a way that you feel bad for Kid Doof, but that doesn’t make it okay to try to mind control the entire tri-state area

the play on all of the repeative actions, there’s a formula to the show and by the later seasons, the characters have acknowledged that and a lot of the humor comes from that

almost all of the main characters (minus I think Phineas and Candace) have a cultural background that is acknowledged and explored, and even shared among the group. 

the acknowledgement that Isabella is Jewish during the Christmas episodes, but also that she doesn’t celebrate Christmas and still wants to help her friends save something that is important to them 

Buford and Baljeet seem to have some sort of understand and boundaries that only they understand which is like vaguely problematic, but obviously they care about each other

there is a crime fighting platypus

that even though it’s a kid’s show, it demonstrates a lot of common frustrations that kids have. Candace is always frustrated that her mother doesn’t believe her. Carl is upset with Major Monogram for never thanking him.

Candance and Jermey’s relationship ends up being a really awesome one, because he knows exactly what she’s like, and unlike some of the other people in her life (her mother, Stacy and Jenny), he doesn’t mind at all. in fact, he plans for her running off to bust her brothers. almost always. he’s just 100% okay with it and content to bring thier date along on her busting plans. 

just the can do spirit that Phineas and Ferb have. almost nothing ever stops them. and like… they obviously put a lot of thought into how things work but like they just wanna have fun 

the giant floating baby head

Vanessa and everything about her 

actually, the friendship between Vanessa and Candace that we watch as they meet and it ends up growing until eventually they are actually friends who hang out even tough they are drastically different people from drastically different friend groups with so many different interests 

that they have an episode entirely devoted to aglets. I fucking love aglets man. 

the fact that Phineas and Ferb meet aliens and immediately make friends with them. because that’s just who they are

that Lawrence 100% knows that the boys do all this crazy shit every day and has absolutely no objects and literally never says anything despite the fact that he could easily tell his wife that Candace is right

[izzy-yuuki]

Also “Aren’t you too young for… *insert random thing*?” “Yes. Yes, we are.”

[mboy-nblm]

[teathattast]

Cats of the Decade

[schmirby]

spencer from icarly and rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid are on the opposite ends of the same scale

[totaljenisland]

WHO is still making total drama sadboy edits in 2019

[godwisheshewereme]

[danganronpa-out-of-context]

[ecl1psical]

reblog if you want rantaro to call you a pervy little boy/girl

[kaycekannibal-deactivated202006]

[g4mmyl4mb]

[crazypiss]

once i pissed in a monster can while listening to msi & i think that's very sexy of me

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