Well Aren't You Clever

This is where my brain threw up all the things that tickle my fancy. NSFW 18+ONLY

[daddyslittleinkslinger]

Le butt 🤷‍♀️ enjoy

[calder]

vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

[calder]

vegans will pretend not to hear when natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and i cannot stress this enough, the freedom of hive insects

[blackwashedmax]

Honey is literally murder but go off

[kasaron]

Prove it.

[blackwashedmax]

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

[kasaron]

I have not seen any evidence tonsugges they are harmed or die in the process of production. They do regurgitate the nectar as part of the process to concentrate it into honey (an interesting process) but they do not suffer any injury during this process. If they did, the cost to produce honey, which is done naturally as a measure to survive over winter and through times of lower availability, would outweigh the benefits. If you kill several bees to produce enough honey to make one more bee, It makes no sense. Any animal that did that would die, even with human intervention.

Do you have any sources which suggest otherwise? I’d be interested to hear of this (relatively publicly available) information was false or misunderstood.

[blackwashedmax]

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

[hematite2]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[leonardo-nierman]

@zoologicallyobsessed please show us pics of your bee grinder

[gemstone-gynoid]

they might be falsely thinking about a honey extractor machine. but all these do is you place the beehive frames inside and a motor rotates it at a speed that removes the honey, which is then tapped through a tap at the bottom. 

[darkenedyeastextract]

…do they think they put bees in that and spin them around until they vomit…?

[demonius-darkblade]

bee carnival

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

bad and naughty bees get put into the b e e c e n t r i f u g e to extract their honey

[bastlynn]

Vegans coming after beekeepers is one of my major teeth grinding annoyances. For many reasons, because there’s so many lies. And to go one step further because it’s such a waste. You see, the strongest vegan argument is that they don’t want to exploit animals or take from them without their consent.

… but… Bees consent. NO. I’M NOT KIDDING.

How? Bee hives aren’t kept on leashes. They’re outside, the bees can travel miles every day. They follow their queen. Who is also outside, not on a leash, and can travel miles every day. If she doesn’t like the hive for any reason - for example: it got too hot, too cold, too messy, too filled with sugary stuff and they need more space… then the queen leaves. And with her the hive.

The queen stays in the hive because the hive is the best place to live. Period. Done. End of. If the hive is staying with the beekeeper it’s because the keeper is doing their job correctly and keeping them happy because the bees can, and do, leave bad beekeepers.

Of all the animals we have domesticated as livestock, bees are the ones you can most easily argue are consenting participants in their keeping.

[picadreams]

Goddamit vegans need to stfu with their exploiting-the-bees nonsense

[runcibility]

This is SO FUCKING FUNNY to me specifically:

I have been hearing for YEARS about how, when presented with a fresh honey comb as a child, I was super excited until I stopped and looked really really existentially sad, and then said in the tiniest voice “it’s… sad about the bees”. Because I, as a tiny child, had decided that honey must be made of ground up bee paste. And then I learned all about how bee hives work and where honey comes from and all I can say is that holy shit if tiny pre-internet 6 year old me could get this on-board, you can too.

[horrorandhalloween]

by Alejandra Oviedo

[randomweas]

[yovanna-loveme]

LMFAO HIS FACEEE 🤣

[matialonsorphoto]

nafta II

more on my instagram @matialonsor

[seblester]

(Rude) note to self.

[buzzfeedrewind]

Things You’ll Be Able To Smell Just By Looking At A Picture

[uhhohhh]

I could listen to you talk about the things you love forever

[stream]

“To reclaim the American dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth that out of many, we are one.” Killing Them Softly (2012) dir. Andrew Dominik

[thepotsmoker]

[janet-snakeholemacklin]

[habibi243]

This scene caused people to go broke lol

[lightskintgawd]

I’m people

[thesubmissive-indoctorination]

Booty rubs to calm anxiety. Fingers in your pussy to release stress.

[adeles]

#Sebastian’s not wrong #2020 mood

[accras]

[dirtyhippiie]

[amroyounes]

Rethink homelessness

[quiet-reassurance]

But also, please, please keep in mind that all people have intrinsic value.

These people shouldn’t have to perform or have marketable skills to “not deserve” homelessness.

People are worth more than what they produce. Absolutely no one deserves homelessness.

[50shades-of-impregnation]