Dad Jokes and Fake News

From the mind of Brian Vanaski

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This just in... A magician was driving down the road,

then he turned into a DRIVEWAY!

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This just in...

Nothing tops a plain pizza

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

FSHHHH

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Beets Headphones

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Eating egg whites make all of the other yolks feel left out.

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Weed Killer

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

NO IDEAR!

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Armpit

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What do you call a guy with no shins?

Toe-knee

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This just in...

Corduroy pillow makes HEADLINES!

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#fakenews #dadjoke #dadjokes #illustration #digitalart #procreate #pillowtalk #pillow #sleep #headlines #dadblog

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Why are there fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Cliffhanger

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What’s a sheep’s favorite website?

Ewe Tube ~

#dadjoke #dadjokes #illustration #digitalart #procreate #sheep #sheepdog #youtube #animalart #ewe #dadblog #website

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What herb never says yes?

OregaNO

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#dadjoke #dadjokes #illustration #digitalart #procreate #herb #herbs #oregano #foodie #naturejokes #no #mean #disagreement #cookingjokes #chefjokes #cheflife

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What do skeletons order at restaurants?

Spare ribs

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Meat Locker

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Which hockey player wishes they could have a do-over?

Wayne ReGretzky