dad jokes

Hi, I'm Axton/Dad. This is my main blog. I have a RTAH side blog at nealwerle.

[incorrectblquotes]

Look, I’m sorry I hit you with my axe a couple hundred times. It was just one of those axe-cidents.

Axton, probably (via incorrectblquotes)

[nyarlah]

New fanart of my two lovely and unconscious kids in Borderlands 2!

♦ Gaige and Axton ♦

(the roquet launcher is a Vladof)

[indfries]

sexxton sketch

[wasrumblepaks-deactivated201609]

YOU get a bullet! And YOU get a bullet! EVERYBODY gets a bullet!

[artydorksout]

doodle axton plz

this is all i know about axton

[spiiryn]

do you ever regret

[marimachaa]

5 feet and 9 inches of pure MAN

[barryburtongfg-blog]

❝ you get a bullet! and you get a bullet! everybody gets a bullet! ❞

[iskodraws]

anyway, I love axton

☆ I have a tip jar! ☆

[incorrectfandom-quotes]

Axton: makin my way downtown, walkin fast- Handsome Jack: is that the bandit from the train explosion? Axton: walkin faster Handsome Jack: hey! Axton: fUcKin sPRINTiNG

•Mod Zer0•

[sodavic]

May I suggest a H8 of Axton?

a handsome boy

[halfwayriight]

[taffypointby]

this is me ‘n’ my lil’ brother when we r playing bl2

[shadow-magnet]

Axton: That was harsh! Sarah wasn’t mean, she just… I dunno…

[machinedoggerism-deactivated202]

There was one time Marcus got in a new shipment of flash-bangs and sold them to the vault hunters with every gun bought (for an additional charge)

they were quickly retracted after a series of accidents occurred, such as;

Axton kept throwing “victory flashbangs” after every successful kill

Gaige would set them off by accident and blind everyone in the group

Salvador went deaf in one ear

one went off near Maya while attempting to phaselock an enemy and phaselocked Krieg instead

Krieg swallowed one (on purpose) giving himself unbearable stomach aches

Zer0 now remains invisible

[jimmidarlin]

AXTON!

“Stronger, smarter…and more sexually attractive.”

Axton in the skin I make him wear in Borderlands 2  ^^

[sergeant-axton-blog]

axton is like the oddly affectionate yet kind of distant Dad Friend™