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me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

lesbeid0u

#laugh rule #reblog rule #the baffling papple #memes

icaseybaybee

#to live by #needed this today

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Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

#yeah #calvin and hobbes

campmiasmas

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS 1999, dir. Michael Patrick Jann

#the swan ate my baby!!!!#to die in the belly of a swan like that #favorite films #drop dead gorgeous

catharticscream

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

yesornopolls

Were you allowed to leave the house on your own before 16?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 26

#funniest question to ask a latchkey kid #i was not allowed inside the house until i was like 10!!!!!#as a teenager you couldn’t stop me from leaving bc the precedent was SET #polls #about me

sexygaywizard

Recently discovered that Dr Dre's "Keep Their Heads Ringin" matches up uncannily well with the Cardcaptor Sakura OP

sexygaywizard

Thank God It's Cardcaptor Sakura Friday

#i’m still alive and it’s cardcaptor sakura friday #vibes #cardcaptor sakura

mattsheadband

I T B E G I N S

#just saw the trailer #I’m gonna be SOOOOO unwell abiotic this movie #anthony bourdain #Tony

katiagrim

The thing about 911 is that in the week or so after every episode I’m always like no, I think I’m just woobifying Buck, he’s my fave so I’m just more attuned to even the smallest perceived slight. And then an episode airs and someone who Buck has done nothing but help questions why anyone would go to Buck for help, and then even when someone is trying to say something nice about him he has to preface it with three insults first and then I’m like oh ok! I’m actually just picking up exactly what they are, for whatever reason, laying down.

#every day of my baka life #911 abc #evan buckley #the way I would wrap my ribs around Evan Buckley if I could

ofbeinghonests

if you have one, tag with the "6 degrees of separation" you have with a celebrity

#3 degrees from Marlon Brando #mom lived with his sister #but also they partied together in the 70s so maybe 2 degrees #about me #confirmed brought his boyfriends to meet Fran

mythmagicetc

if your mutuals are watching a hockey game you will NOT be told:

who is winning

the score

what goalie interference is

you WILL be told:

everyone involved needs to die

sidney crosby is older and more beautiful

#those are the rules!!!!!!!#hockey

carpethedamndiem

#to live by #yeah

catchymemes

#about me #me currently every morning at 4am pretending my inbox doesn’t exist trying to fall back to sleep #Evan Buckley mpreg save me

runawaymarbles

the problem with having a very intense six-month long Titanic obsession in the 2nd grade is that to this day, on April 10th, I think, oh, it's April 10th, the day the Titanic set sail.

runawaymarbles

the second problem with having a very intense six-month long Titanic obsession in the 2nd grade is that to this day, on April 15th, I think, oh, it's April 15th, bad news for the Titanic

#about me #the problem w having a dad who asked u every night at bed time what would happen if u woke up on the titanic #is that u wake up every April 15th reaching for the life vest #just incase today is finally the day #that u wake up on the titanic #titanic