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pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

marisatomay

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

gaynfl-moved

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

imsuchacapricorn

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

69theweednumber

Throwing plantation wedding girl into the mix

imdope420

Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

same-no-kiba

lmaonade

if you say derp in 2017 an elite internet sniper kills you f

swagforbirds

goodbye

jewbikscube-deactivated20200105

They sacrificed themself… To warn us…

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

russiawave

agustdsbaby

when u see ur friends for the first time after washing ur hair with a new shampoo

pics-that-make-you-go-hmm

catchymemes

Those are some damn cleaned glass doors

imonlyadumpling

Wholesome prank

srsfunny

Functional Demon Helmet

@snakeybones

That’s really really interesting. Scavengers either did not hit the body or they did but they were small birds or mammals. Animals not capable of tearing the bones apart. Vultures can do that so no vultures. But the rear legs are gone which highly suggests frozen in deep snow or ice with the legs being accessable to bigger animal. Looks like it just laid down and died. Amazing find. 99% of the time I find animals they’re scattered over a hundred yards.

chiribomb-deactivated20220820

I was gonna make some joke about “dragon soul absorbed” but this is a much much better addition

end0skeletal

The fiddle-string snake (Imantodes cenchoa), also known as the blunthead tree snake, is a species of rear-fanged colubrid snake endemic to Mexico, Central America, and South America. They are known for their slender bodies and large heads, of which the eyes make up 26%. Their excellent vision helps them hunt for frogs, lizards, and reptile eggs.

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gallusrostromegalus

Wild Spaghetti

cadaverkeys

My rule with designing tieflings is that if the horns are naturally occuring on sheep or goats in real life then they get a pass for accuracy but here’s the thing;