Good, Bad, Everything In Between

Saiv’s demon/angel blog

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Incorrect Quotes: Pet Names

Starring: Laurent LaRue, Alan Hart, Darius Wright

Just a dumb little doodle

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Vejovis: All clothes are unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it.

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Sandalphon: Ok kids what did you do today?

Saison: I prevented a murder!

Sandalphon: wha- w- how did you do that??

Saison: self-control

Sandalphon: *choked scream*

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Kiki, about Saison: I know what you’re going to say, she’s my sister and we should try to get along

Amelia: No, she’s crazy and needs to go down.

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Saison: Dad, there’s a monster under my bed!

Laurent: That’s silly, there’s no such thing as mo- OH, IT’S TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats little kids, goodnight!

Gressil: Laurent!

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Laurent: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.

Laurent: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

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Alan: Does Saison think in English or French?

Laurent: Bold of you to assume my daughter thinks at all

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Auram: I made you this friendship bracelet

Laurent: You know, I’m not really a jewelry kind of person

Auram: Well you don’t have to wear it if you don’t want to

Laurent: No I’m gonna wear it forever, Back off

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Kiki: when I’m close to someone attractive, I get all nervous and start speaking in French.

Lyra: *leans closer* Is that so?

kiki: Yes.

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Gressil: You put on your formal wear when you thought you would be trapped in your room all night?

Laurent: It helps me relax

Gressil: Suit yourself.

Alan: He just did

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Saison: Kiki, Dad isn’t talking to me!

Kiki: Enjoy it while it lasts

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Bifrons: I’m gonna make you wish you were never born!

Kiki: Joke’s on you, I already wish I was never born!

Bifrons:

Bifrons: Uh, You wanna talk about it?

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Amdusias: I mean, the reason small things are way more vicious is because their anger has less space to be bottled unto.

Saison: Ridiculous, name one example

Kiki: Wasps

Laurent: Terriers

Gressil: Spiders

Samael: Lilith.

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Laurent, petting a Hellhound: Dogs deserve to live forever.

Amelia: And humans don’t?

Laurent: Absolutely not

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Laurent:I have done my best to raise you!

Laurent: Have I been perfect? No

Laurent: Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably.

Saison:

Laurent: Where was I going with this? I had a point.

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Laurent: I’m a triple threat

Laurent: I’m a singer, a dancer and a murderer

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Hephaestus: That’s ridiculous, Auram doesn’t have a crush on me.

Laurent: Yes, she does

Aphrodite: Yes, she does

Gressil: Yes, she does

Vasago: yes, she does

Auram: Yes, I do