Daffytje

Welcome to my blog! I'm pretty much just reblogging whatever I find interesting at the moment, which can range from funny posts to pretty pictures to fandoms. If you were looking for a specific type of post I'm sorry to tell you this isn't the blog for you.

[mindsmist]

always think of this meme when this scene comes up

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[oneheadtoanother]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

sticking his finger fully into his hot coffee just to feel something

[chongoblog]

Trad man got the Tie Seatbelt and the Cue Ball Gear Shift That Doesn't Move

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

[infectiouspiss]

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese

[hungwy]

Really cool image I found online

[tahthetrickster]

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

[fatgrowlithe]

runner up

[potholefullofsoup]

not a rage comic but this is a personal favorite

[gloomydude-deactivated20150419]

[son-of-rap-bear]

It doesn’t end there:

[funimationentertainment]

another addition

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously

[eroscestlavie]

oh my god

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[konoko]

[thysannia]

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

for april fools day, last night i feminized eminem. i put a loreal logo on him, printed him out on glossy paper, trimmed it, ripped the edge. i’m gonna send this to my friend who’s defended him before and ask if this is a girl from one of the bands she likes.

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

it did not work.

[execgoldiebillion]

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

???

[theinternetarchive]

california mountain ranges by wilson davis ellis, american c. 1940s-50s.

[thelaurenshippen]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[narutwitter]

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[ahotknife]

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

[ahotknife]