I love you, don't be stupid.

My tumblr is the only good thing about me insta : @zeninelechat

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cannibalchicken]

[wellmetkinsman]

[daftlemon]

Don't you miss standing close to each other while sharing music with with wired earbuds, and looking at the other persons face to see if they like the song you just played for them ?

[draculasswife-deactivated202212]

Detail: Dante and Virgil in Hell, 1850, by William-Adolphe Bouguereau.

[kvotheunkvothe]

Dante: this could be us but u playin

Virgil: Dante, this is literally hell

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[chamomileharborseal]

hey op I’m fucking dying at these

[moonlitmorphos]

Look, I don’t make the rules but you’re legally required to watch this.

TikTok

[atomskdluffy]

The dude is having an existential crisis at the end and I UNDERSTAND

[valtsv]

anyone else remember being like 13 years old and watching that scene in how to train your dragon (2010) where hiccup carefully navigates the maze of lines toothless has drawn between them without breaking or stepping on any of them and with his back to toothless and eyes shut to demonstrate how he’s willing to put total faith in him not to harm him or run away and to show humility and a desire to establish a natural bond of mutual trust instead of the arrogance to try to force toothless to submit to his will and hearing the music crescendo and fade into silence as he finally crosses the last obstacle so that they’re standing mere inches from one another, tension built on years of bad blood between their two races, so immense it’s almost like a physical barrier, separating them, and after what feels like forever toothless presses his nose gently into hiccup’s outstretched palm and it fits perfectly like it was made solely for that specific purpose, and feeling all the hairs on your neck stand up and a stifling sensation that brought actual tears to your eyes rise in your throat as it touched something profound and full of unspeakable yearning inside you

[davvngwa]

You just want a dragon

[undead-bi-dinosaur]

Well of course I want a fucking dragon

[ineffectualdemon]

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

[aconfusedbird]

you have to remember that when you’re that tiny… pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them

[let-tyrants-fear]

#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it  

[sparebutton]

Now that it’s 2021 that means anything that came out in 2001 will be 20 years old so here’s a bunch of movies that will be 20 this year

[mistermustachio]

[solarsyrup]

I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades

[solarsyrup]

*godfather voice* you disrespec me... and eat my spooky spida ring, which cost me 50 tickets at funtime arcade and pizzeria... vinny, hit her with da sticky hand

[serfuzzypushover]

Trying

[warplanerubdown]

[zagreus]

so many cat videos on this site with no sound. can’t take it anymore

[zagreus]

hes trying to sip like a people. i want to hear it

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[whores-deactivated20150225]

Don’t cry because its over

[whores-deactivated20150225]

cry because you’re ugly

[daughter-of-prospero]

Visit Original Link

Volume/headphone warning.

Wanted to try and pay homage to perhaps the best tweet in existence. Any and all credit goes to Patricia Lockwood for the original post and picture. And, of course, to darling, affronted Miette.

[bacoose]

i can’t believe castiel went to super hell to turn georgia blue

[casualbaloth]

please god let me find these things out normally I am begging you

[red-mercer]

If you go to the circus for news don’t complain if a clown tells it to you

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