Demon Pox On All Your Houses!

26 Please stop messaging me to be your sugar baby if you're going to scam me. It hurts my feelings. Number of "Sugar Daddies" that have been in my DMs: 5

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Oh my god....

[akiragatr]

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Oh my god....

[akiragatr]

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Oh my god....

[akiragatr]

[ozempicofficial]

[byjove]

I’m snowed in but I want cheddar broccoli soup and I do not have the ingredients for cheddar broccoli soup. So I will imagine it.

[byjove]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!!!

IT WAS IN THE BACK OF THE PANTRY AND IT DOESN’T EXPIRE FOR ANOTHER 2 MONTHS!!!!!

[byjove]

photo makes it look like Odette brought it to me through the blizzard, her ass did NOT help

[beardedmrbean]

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[themainspoon]

A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

[eggfucker700]

please tell me a gaggle of monsterfucker muppets heckled op in the street by singing "there goes mr asshole there goes mr bitch"

[chazchaschad]

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

[reginasphalanges]

American Horror Story: Murder House S01E11 Birth

[bungerc0re]

telehealth appointments with a gynecologist is so conceptually funny to me

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[afieldinengland]

vincent price calling christopher lee a bitch asmr

[afieldinengland]

great work everybody

[afurioushawk]

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

[archaeocoyote]

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[venort]

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

[quix5gg]

happy pride month especially to them