Esmeral, Empress of Destruction

デストロン の 大皇后

[daikougou]

Hello from Ankokuyousai!

Independent Esmeral blog by @cleverthylacine; information for potential friends and followers below the cut.

Mun: @cleverthylacine, she/they, extremely adult. Go to my personal blog for demographics.

Verse: This is primarily a Voice of Stanix Esmeral (in other words, Transformers Victory Esmeral but in an IDW AU). If you haven't read VoS, Esmeral is Megaempress' daughter, and she inherited her mother's throne shortly after Megatron's abdication and her mother's death. Lunaclover, Moonheart, Trickdiamond, and Flowspade are her personal guard and, together with Lyzack, her best friends.

She is pledged to Deathsaurus (@dragcnspark). (He is not a VoS Deathsaurus, but this is RP-land and we have fun here.)

She is secretly EmeraldWings, who is one of the primary administrators of the Big Conversation. Please note that in her universe you are not allowed to dox anyone on the Big Conversation, including yourself, so she will not admit it.

Rules: I'm not very fond of lots of rules, so the usual - no godmodding, and work things out with me before you attempt to have sexytimes or a fight with her. Mun does not interact with players under the age of 18.

I cut smut but can't make my RP partners do that so block "nsft" and "nsfw" if you don't want to see it.

Pertinent info: I don't tolerate TERFs, bigots of any kind, obnoxious people, and anti-shippers. (You are probably not an anti if you don't know what that means, so don't worry about it!)

I don't like people who think that if they object to the content of somebody else's writing or art, they are entitled to harass that person. Even if I personally think the content is disgusting myself, which has happened, I just hit the back button and think about kittens, and that's what you should do, too.

I do tag all my stuff with appropriate content labels when topics that people commonly find objectionable come up, even in conversations, and if you want to write with me I will generally agree to not bring up topics you don't want to write in our threads.

PS: I will not under any circumstances tag content involving fully sapient beastformers as 'bestiality', and if you ask me to do that, I will be creatively rude. I'll tag it with ship names so you can filter out ships you don't like, but I won't tag it like that.

Header art and icon are lineart from the Transformers Victory manga, coloured by my bff @sharkteethies.

[raging-thundercunt]

There is nothing wrong with my chest, and no, I do not have nozzles!

I do not have any sparklings! And if I did, I'd feed them like a normal person!

Not that Esmeral has any business criticising how other people get their nutrition. I distinctly remember hearing her complain that the innermost energon of one of her enemies was too disgusting to drink, which begs the question of exactly how many people's innermost energon she has consumed in order to have an opinion on this!

[daikougou]

Let me put it to you this way, Thunderblast.

If Ravage ever decides to kill you for what you did, I will provide her with a recipe.

[mastermegatron]

So. There's universes out there where bots have 'energon refineries' under their chestplates equipped with 'nozzles' for ...eugh... feeding?

If you ever need energon that badly, please just tell him so he can kill you immediately.

[daikougou]

Do sparklings in these universes not have dentae? Line feeding is not that hard. They instinctively know how to bite.

Or is this a mod people get because they don't have the discipline not to do drugs while they're line-feeding and need the filtration?

Is that what's wrong with Thunderslut's thorax?

[daikougou]

You can chase me. If you catch me we both win.

[dragcnspark]

Oh. Oh he does like that idea.

Deathsaurus grins. "Four legs or two?" He rumbles.

[daikougou]

"Wings," Esmeral says impishly, and takes off out the open window.

[dragcnspark]

Wings it is!

Deathsaurus shakes himself, and then he's bounding for the window as well, leaping through it and spreading his own bladed wings as he pursues.

[daikougou]

Esmeral leads him a merry chase--he's a bigger and more powerful flyer, but she's smaller and a little more aerodynamic. This enables her to do a few fancy moves while keeping just ahead of him. It's more exciting that way!

[dragcnspark]

It is exciting.

Esmeral is faster but Dezza is stronger. Powerful wingbeats keep him just barely behind her, all four optics narrowed in playful concentration.

He aims a snap at the tip of her tail, intentionally just missing, before powering upward, sacrificing a bit of his closeness in favour of gaining altitude.

[daikougou]

Esmeral slows for just a moment in order to boop his nose with the tip of her tail before increasing to maximum speed for a bit.

[daikougou]

You can chase me. If you catch me we both win.

[dragcnspark]

Oh. Oh he does like that idea.

Deathsaurus grins. "Four legs or two?" He rumbles.

[daikougou]

"Wings," Esmeral says impishly, and takes off out the open window.

[dragcnspark]

Wings it is!

Deathsaurus shakes himself, and then he's bounding for the window as well, leaping through it and spreading his own bladed wings as he pursues.

[daikougou]

Esmeral leads him a merry chase--he's a bigger and more powerful flyer, but she's smaller and a little more aerodynamic. This enables her to do a few fancy moves while keeping just ahead of him. It's more exciting that way!

[daikougou]

You can chase me. If you catch me we both win.

[dragcnspark]

Oh. Oh he does like that idea.

Deathsaurus grins. "Four legs or two?" He rumbles.

[daikougou]

"Wings," Esmeral says impishly, and takes off out the open window.

[dragcnspark]

Now he's in the mood to chase something.

[daikougou]

You can chase me. If you catch me we both win.

[flameofprimus]

Leozack

" Uhhhh. That dude is a seeker right? Kinda turquoise color?" Rodimus taps his chin," I like the wings on a seeker. He's got a fairly attractive build. Like I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating rust sticks." He shrugs," 4/10 cause I don't know him and I don't think he knows me."

[daikougou]

I didn't send this but I know him very well, and you would be very pretty together.

He is a Seeker like his father, but his mother was a Cougaraider named Pounce.

You both have fiery tempers though. Either you'd get along very well or whole systems would try to get out of your way when you had arguments. He's a lot like Starscream, but possibly vainer.

[flameofprimus]

To be fair, my temprr isn't that bad?

I'm kinda a low burn sorta mech. The only thing that really revs me up is good fun and good fuel! Though racing might too hah!

Like I said. He's pretty handsome from what I remember. Just never actually met him. But I dunno about that vanity..m if he's anything like Screamer? He's just gonna call me names. No thanks. Just cause I'm a racer doesn't make me a dirt muncher or whatever they like to call us usually.

[daikougou]

I said he's vain and proud, not bigoted. I don't know Starscream very well, and I didn't know he called you that. How rude! Two of my sisters are racers, the other two are rotaries. I only know that people compare them a lot.

You should get Ravage to bring you out to the Warworlds sometime.

[flameofprimus]

I mean if you ever wanted to introduce us I wouldn't mind!

I'll ask Ravi if she's interested in letting me party crash with her and Wave. Thanks for the invite ma'am. Uh- oop I should double check. Is ma'am okay or other address?

[daikougou]

"From a friend, I am fine with my name, unless we are in Court and I am acting as Empress, and I don't think you will have cause to address me in that situation. I would like to introduce you to a fair number of our people."

[flameofprimus]

Leozack

" Uhhhh. That dude is a seeker right? Kinda turquoise color?" Rodimus taps his chin," I like the wings on a seeker. He's got a fairly attractive build. Like I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating rust sticks." He shrugs," 4/10 cause I don't know him and I don't think he knows me."

[daikougou]

I didn't send this but I know him very well, and you would be very pretty together.

He is a Seeker like his father, but his mother was a Cougaraider named Pounce.

You both have fiery tempers though. Either you'd get along very well or whole systems would try to get out of your way when you had arguments. He's a lot like Starscream, but possibly vainer.

[flameofprimus]

To be fair, my temprr isn't that bad?

I'm kinda a low burn sorta mech. The only thing that really revs me up is good fun and good fuel! Though racing might too hah!

Like I said. He's pretty handsome from what I remember. Just never actually met him. But I dunno about that vanity..m if he's anything like Screamer? He's just gonna call me names. No thanks. Just cause I'm a racer doesn't make me a dirt muncher or whatever they like to call us usually.

[daikougou]

I said he's vain and proud, not bigoted. I don't know Starscream very well, and I didn't know he called you that. How rude! Two of my sisters are racers, the other two are rotaries. I only know that people compare them a lot.

You should get Ravage to bring you out to the Warworlds sometime.

[dragcnspark]

You should date Thunderblast

.... Who?

[daikougou]

Perfect answer, my love!

[flameofprimus]

Leozack

" Uhhhh. That dude is a seeker right? Kinda turquoise color?" Rodimus taps his chin," I like the wings on a seeker. He's got a fairly attractive build. Like I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating rust sticks." He shrugs," 4/10 cause I don't know him and I don't think he knows me."

[daikougou]

I didn't send this but I know him very well, and you would be very pretty together.

He is a Seeker like his father, but his mother was a Cougaraider named Pounce.

You both have fiery tempers though. Either you'd get along very well or whole systems would try to get out of your way when you had arguments. He's a lot like Starscream, but possibly vainer.

[trustme-imamedic]

You know I keep forgetting about Star Saber, he has such a nice frame, it's too bad his helm looks like that and he has the ability to speak.

[daikougou]

I wish I could forget about Star Saber.

He has a nice frame, but he is so obsessed with my husband, and Dezza never even liked him. Dezza used to tease him when they were younger.

If you actually clanged him, dear, you would never, ever, EVER get rid of him.

And he also probably won't do it unless you're conjunct.

[daikougou]

*riotous laughter*

[mastermegatron]

Also, he would like everyone to know Deathsaurus doesn't always leave people on read. Sometimes he calls out of the blue, drunk and talking about ghosts, and then shows his nipples.

[daikougou]

👀

[dragcnspark]

Deathsaurus sneezes and startles himself into leaping backward.

[daikougou]

"Dezza-love, what are you doing? We're supposed to be on social media blackout on all hostile-accessible sites channels."

[dragcnspark]

"I just wanted to look up the lob ball score. And maybe see if the Autobots were talking about us."

Dezza droops his head guiltily. "... Sorry, Esme."

[daikougou]

Esmeral kisses his snout. She cannot resist that look.

"Darling, they're always talking about us. But they need not to find us. Now that everyone's gone to wherever they've gone, it's up to us to find the stragglers without attracting too much attention."

[mechitsune]

Yes, I see you waving, you big orange cat with wings!

You are a Decepticon.

I am an Autobot, and thanks to the fact that Tarn went and Shadowplayed my brother, who is now a Decepticon and also Kaon's lap fox, I am now Lord Ambus. I am married to Thunderclash.

Why are you following me? Now I can follow you back, and I don't actually make the kinds of public posts that you do.

Even Ravage wouldn't do that, and besides, everyone on our side with a brain figured out last vorn that she's actually spreading disinformation and not being stupid at all, except for the shitposts and those are supposed to be stupid.

[dragcnspark]

Uh....

There's no law against being curious.

And I DON'T post stupid stuff so there.

[mechitsune]

Well, glory be. At least your witch-wife has disabled your location tracker permanently. That's too bad, we know you're all holed up somewhere.

[daikougou]

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[dragcnspark]

Deathsaurus sneezes and startles himself into leaping backward.

[daikougou]

"Dezza-love, what are you doing? We're supposed to be on social media blackout on all hostile-accessible sites channels."