The Daily Dragon

Your daily dose of draconic dialogue

[sea--burn]

recipes be like step one heat oil

[dollcoil]

step two dump it over the edge of the ramparts to discourage ladder based climbing

[cosmovain]

this is one of my favorite memes Ever anytime i ask a question that doesnt get a response i think abt #starving

[wowhead]

[preservationofnormalcy]

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

[teaboot]

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

[autisticexpression]

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

[teaboot]

Round One

[timugamaileilani]

Dog toy

[teaboot]

Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.

Round Two:

[trannykong]

D-dog...toy?

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[swan2swan]

The fear in the second one is like someone realizing that the Russian Roulette game is being played with Real Bullets

[dogpuppy]

[xenalous]

Lmao

Btw babcia=grandma; Żabka=Polish convenience store "Little frog"; dziecko=child

[oneheadtoanother]

[kieranreblogsthings]

Last call for "it's 100% June"

[kieranreblogsthings]

IT'S 100% JUNE AGAIN

[oneheadtoanother]

[undeadentropy]

Sorry but I couldn't leave this in the notes because this is gonna be my new reaction image for this kind of insanity

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[kill-your-faves-with-hammers]

Would you kill Dr. Ivo Robotnik AKA Eggman (Sonic '06) with hammers?

Hammer Him.

Spare Him.

Voting ended onOct 4, 2025

[sonic-the-hegdehog]

Killing is wrong!

Anyone can change!

[kill-your-faves-with-hammers]

Would you kill Sonic the Hedgehog with hammers?

Hammer Him.

Spare Him.

Hammer him, but like, really fast.

Voting ended onSep 30, 2025

[sonic-the-hegdehog]

[remnantglow]

also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!

[remnantglow]

the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho

[helendamnationx]

Just want to make sure people are aware that the artist is on ArtStation and many of these, including the longing stare at witch one, are in fact for sale as prints for highly reasonable prices - the cheapest option being an 8 by 12 art poster for 18 US dollars (plus shipping).

[the-heart-of-leo]

HERE’S HIS WEBSITE

Not only will you get to see the hilarious names of these works but usually a short story and a detailed look at his work progress!

He also does a lot of werewolf art which I adore!

[venonomnomicon]

[thedogeveryonehates]

White Pharaoh's curse

[knowtherealcost]

Smoking as a teen can permanently stunt your lungs. #FailByCigs

[justonemango]

I want the hot furry wolf bad boy to raw me

[deadsiteletsfite]

you stop that.

[beep-beepster]

[beardedmrbean]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is a free website

[tlaquetzqui]

We pay in other ways.

[rubixramblings]

Yeen Fact #431: Potato

Yeen Fact #431: "The potato is a starchy tuberous vegetable native to the Americas that is consumed as a staple food in many parts of the world. Potatoes are underground stem tubers of the plant Solanum tuberosum, a perennial in the nightshade family Solanaceae. The image above is probably a potato." This has been another fun Hyena Fact.

[trattenbach]

Happy Battle Against Richard Nixon's Immortal Soul Saturday