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2023-12-10 0207000000010001000
Today is the 30th anniversary of Doom, one of the most influential games of all time. Does that make today "Doomsday"? It certainly does if you happen to be a demon walking the halls of Akademi.
Rip and tear.
2023-10-31 3121500000000000030
I'm sorry to interrupt your Halloween party, Agent, but we have a target to eliminate.
I like your martial artist costume this year, so maybe you could wear it for the mission. Nemesis will be wearing her costume, too, so you may not recognize her at first.
Trick or treat, Agent.
2023-10-27 Multi Mission
Hello, hello? Does this thing still work? Uh… It's been a while. Let's not make a big deal out of this and just get right to it.
Have you seen the new movie that came out today? You know, the one about the band that gets possessed by five dead kids. "Friday Night with Fureddo," I think it's called. Well, today's mission has nothing to do with that. I'm just making conversation.
Catch you on the flip side.
2020-11-06 4300000011100010040
I’m sorry I let you down by failing my own personal mission to provide you with a mission for every day of 2020. I hope you understand why I simply don’t want to pursue this line of work anymore and that you can forgive me for calling it quits.
With that being said, I want to pay a very special tribute to one of the finest agents with whom I’ve ever had the pleasure of working. @fishy12233 has been on the job every single day this year. Even these past two weeks when I haven’t been here to assign missions, he’s been taking it upon himself to find his own and do them himself, every single day.
He’s been doing this for over 300 consecutive days, so I’m dedicating today’s mission to him. I highly recommend checking out his YouTube channel if you still want to see more missions every day.
What about killing everyone with one eye covered or killing everyone with twin tails?
2020-10-21 Multi Mission
Thank you for contacting me. It makes it so much easier to find clients when they just come right to us with their missions.
It looks like we have a two-part mission on our hands. For the first part, we’ll be targeting everyone with twin tails. Twin drills count too!
Nemesis spent most of her life with her hair in twin tails, so I can understand her anger. Still, she’s not one of today’s targets. You can kill her if you find it necessary, though.
If only Raibaru Fumetsu wasn’t so tough…
2020-10-22 Multi Mission
It’s time for the second part of the mission we started yesterday. This time, our targets are everyone who keeps one of their eyes covered. Strangely, that means we have to kill two people we already killed yesterday!
Oh yeah, and this time, Nemesis is a target. So you have a whopping 11 people to kill today. Good luck out there.
What about killing everyone with one eye covered or killing everyone with twin tails?
2020-10-21 Multi Mission
Thank you for contacting me. It makes it so much easier to find clients when they just come right to us with their missions.
It looks like we have a two-part mission on our hands. For the first part, we’ll be targeting everyone with twin tails. Twin drills count too!
Nemesis spent most of her life with her hair in twin tails, so I can understand her anger. Still, she’s not one of today’s targets. You can kill her if you find it necessary, though.
If only Raibaru Fumetsu wasn’t so tough…
IMPORTANT NOTE:
Due to a glitch in the system, you may have difficulty selecting Osana Najimi. For some reason, you can only select her if you’re scrolling through the list backwards. In doing so, you may encounter names of people who aren’t currently present. Our technicians are looking into the matter.
What about killing everyone with one eye covered or killing everyone with twin tails?
2020-10-21 Multi Mission
Thank you for contacting me. It makes it so much easier to find clients when they just come right to us with their missions.
It looks like we have a two-part mission on our hands. For the first part, we’ll be targeting everyone with twin tails. Twin drills count too!
Nemesis spent most of her life with her hair in twin tails, so I can understand her anger. Still, she’s not one of today’s targets. You can kill her if you find it necessary, though.
If only Raibaru Fumetsu wasn’t so tough…
2020-10-20 ???????????????????
Today is Information Overload Day… but for me, it’s Tuesday.
How about giving me a break today? Come up with your own mission. Maybe send me whatever you come up with. I need to take some aspirin.
2020-10-19 6106000100101000000
Fallout: New Vegas came out 10 years ago today, making it a good day to put a stop to Kaga Kusha before he brings about the nuclear apocalypse.
2020-10-18 Multi Mission
Today is No Beard Day, and these three don’t seem to be in the holiday spirit. Spread the cheer, won’t you?
2020-10-17 8100330010100000000
Today is International Day for the Eradication of Poverty. I think you get the idea here.
2020-10-16 2100021100000000100
It’s World Food Day, so I figure we should let today’s target have his last meal. I’d like to ask that you poison him. You can always get lethal poison from me using the app on your phone… for the usual fee, of course.
2020-10-15 Multi Mission
These two slobs used the bathroom without washing their hands! On Global Handwashing Day, no less! Eww! Don’t they know the dangers of Kokonavirus?
Also, just for clarity, I overheard that they didn’t wash their hands. I was not watching the boys’ restrooms. I swear. That’s at least two different types of gross.
2020-10-14 3400001010000101000
One of the higher ups here at the agency needs a new right cornea, and there’s no way he can have the procedure done legally, because he’s wanted by the Ministry of Justice. Can you go get us an “organ donor”?
There are three special conditions that need to be met for the operation (heh) to be a success:
Don’t kill her in a way that would damage her eye.
Don’t dispose of her body.
Don’t kill her until after 5:30 PM.
If you can leave a fresh body for us, I can take care of the rest.
She only has a left cornea, but beggars can’t be choosers.
2020-10-13 0508030100000001010
Is there an edgier day than October 13? At least it’s not a Friday.
2020-10-12 Multi Mission
Today is Columbus Day.
…
Anyway, today is the National Holiday of Spain. Commence the running of the Bullies!
2020-10-11 8114000000010110000
Today is Day of the Girl Child. I suspect that an alien may have come up with the name. Regardless, Musume’s name more or less means “girl child,” so today is her day. Well, it’s her day to die, at least.