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a bunch of shitposting and incorrect hogwarts’ house quotes

[daintydiggory]

Ravenclaw: how much sleep did you get last night?

Hufflepuff: 8

Ravenclaw: hours?

Hufflepuff: minutes

[daintydiggory]

Slytherin: Good morning cruel world

Ravenclaw: Don’t you mean goodbye?

Slytherin: No I meant good morning. This world may be cruel but I’m still kicking’

[daintydiggory]

Ravenclaw: School doesn’t even test your intelligence, it tests your memory

Gryffindor: It tests my patience

Hufflepuff: It tests my ability to hold my pee

Slytherin: It tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

[hogwartshousesforyou]

Gemini Hufflepuff girl love story with Leo Gryffindor boy

[incorrect-house-quotes]

Ravenclaw: hello gryffindor. do you know why I called you to my room?

Gryffindor: because I accidentally sent you nudes?

Ravenclaw: [stops pouring wine into two glasses] accidentally?

[daintydiggory]

Gryffindor, climbing on top of Ravenclaw: is that a hardcover book, or are you just excited to see me?

Ravenclaw: it’s a hardcover book. i’m about to beat you with it if you don’t off of me.

[daintydiggory]

Hufflepuff: *drops keys*

Hufflepuff: you’ve got to be key-ding me

[daintydiggory]

Ravenclaw,seeing Slytherin and Gryffindor walk into the room holding hands: so, who finally confessed?

Slytherin, smiling proudly: it was me, i made sure it was short and sweet!

Gryffindor: you yelled “listen hear you little shit, i have feelings for you and it’s about time you acknowledged them” from the roof..

Slytherin: it worked though

[drcco-soft]

ravenclaw : can you recommend me a book that made you cry?

a muggleborn hufflepuff : general mathematics 6th edition.

[420-blaise-zabini]

Slytherin: i have no weaknesses.

Hufflepuff: *slides in on heelys with a pride flag and a capri sun*

Slytherin: i have one weakness.

[incorrect-house-quotes]

Ravenclaw, who hasn’t slept in 3 days: HUFFLEPUFF

Ravenclaw: WHY ARENT THE PLATES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

Hufflepuff, crying: whAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN RAVEN—

[daintydiggory]

Gryffindor: Sly, why did you stay up until 3 AM crying and listening to My Chemical Romance?

Ravenclaw: We’re really concerned, Sly. Is everything okay?

Slytherin, wiping tears and black eyeliner off: mind your own business bitch

[obsidian-rain]

Me: I hate yellow.

Also me: *wears so much Hufflepuff paraphernalia I'm basically a beehive*

[daintydiggory]

Hufflepuff: i love reading so much, i’m such a book worm!!

Ravenclaw: i love reading too! what are you reading right now?

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: well, here’s the thing

[shitthehousessay]

Hufflepuff: *wakes up*

Hufflepuff: Please don’t be 7, please don’t be 7, please don’t be 7

Hufflepuff: *checks clock*

Clock: 4:30

Hufflepuff: yeEHAW

[daintydiggory]

Hufflepuff: What are you talking about? I take criticism!

Ravenclaw: ok we-

Hufflepuff, already crying: Yeah???? what is it?????

[brokentoasterrr]

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james: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

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